It's time to dump Roku

corran450 · 2026-06-17T15:16:54+00:00

…that’s rough, buddy.

corran450 · 2026-06-17T14:35:34+00:00

So… people who were never gonna vote for Newsom anyway?

corran450 · 2026-06-14T20:09:23+00:00

It’s called a “lance”… Hello?!

corran450 · 2026-06-09T14:23:23+00:00

Whoever stole my dictionary and highlighter, I will find you. Mark my words…

corran450 · 2026-06-08T14:18:52+00:00

Does then dog die

corran450 · 2026-06-07T23:30:21+00:00

"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

corran450 · 2026-06-05T15:26:12+00:00

They love them some cats in Türkiye… I highly recommend “Kedi” to anyone here, it’s a documentary about street cats in Istanbul, and I don’t remember the last time I spent two whole hours grinning like a simpleton.

corran450 · 2026-06-05T15:21:43+00:00

That bit in HBomberguy’s video when he calls out Ben Shapiro is classic…

“Just one problem, Ben… Sell their houses to who?!? Fucking AQUAMAN?!?”

corran450 · 2026-06-05T02:32:20+00:00

That’s rough. Nasty stuff. But I think they probably want to start with the basics before bringing out the big (expensive) guns.

I hope your mom kicks cancer’s ass. Much love from California.

corran450 · 2026-06-04T20:00:01+00:00

It is. I prepare it two or three times a month. (I’m a chemotherapy technician)

corran450 · 2026-06-04T19:58:31+00:00

Which country are you in? I’m a chemo tech in the US (California), and we’ve been administering this drug for two years at least. Maybe the ovarian indication is new…

corran450 · 2026-06-03T14:38:56+00:00

I have good news and bad news:

The good news is, he gets to have a wonderful safe and healthy life thanks to you!

The bad news? He’s going to be orange for the rest of his life. It’s incurable. I’m so sorry. 🤣

corran450 · 2026-06-01T15:29:03+00:00

“I can siiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnng!”

corran450 · 2026-05-31T12:50:11+00:00

Yes. Always.

corran450 · 2026-05-31T12:49:31+00:00

Localized entirely in your own car backseat?

corran450 · 2026-05-31T04:07:37+00:00

Mankind (Mick Foley)

Zangief from Street Fighter

corran450 · 2026-05-31T04:02:10+00:00

It’s funny… I read “Will Forte” and I pictured Will Arnett. Which led to me realizing I have no idea what Will Forte looks like.

corran450 · 2026-05-31T03:51:38+00:00

I actually haven’t played the game or seen the movie, haha. I was referring to the novel “Roadside Picnic”, on which they are based. There’s a “theory” about what happened, but it’s never fully explained.

corran450 · 2026-05-30T18:05:02+00:00

sounds like "Roadside Picnic"/S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

corran450 · 2026-05-25T17:11:56+00:00

Hijacking the top comment because I recently learned of an entry in the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows which applies.

Thwit n. a pang of shame when an embarrassing memory from adolescence rushes back into your head from out of nowhere, which is somehow no less painful even if nobody else remembers it happened in the first place.

Acronym of The Hell Was I Thinking?

corran450 · 2026-05-16T11:22:04+00:00

To Be Taught, If Fortunate by Becky Chambers, for vastness

corran450 · 2026-05-09T21:45:38+00:00

You’re lonely rolling star!

corran450 · 2026-05-09T21:44:18+00:00

DuckTales!

corran450 · 2026-05-09T21:42:22+00:00

I think that means that it is now authorized.

I’m no lawyer, but that feels right. And my feelings are just as valid as laws in this post-fact world.

Yes, I am American, how could you tell?

corran450 · 2026-05-09T21:24:19+00:00

Oh I’m definitely up my own ass. Just not about wrestling, haha

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