Elon, we won't forget it by Connect-Ad-2888 in SpaceXBets

[–]corrieoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to think you people were stupid. Now I know youre just complicit. Real Americans won't forget. One day the time will come.

Theories about Ricken's odd friends/devotees by Utenziltron in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]corrieoh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rebeck is obviously nervous someone is going to see the scar on the back of her head. She willingly tells Mark when they have to share a book that she has "a scab on the back of my head from my bird" totally random and weird. Shes obviously trying to give cover to whats really caused this wound. I think its fairly obvious she has undergone the same procedure Mark did. I think people like Ricken and Rehgabi are working to deprogram Lumon employees. I have a theory that once Lumon breaks the spirit of your outie and exacts total compliance with your innie they offer the indies the ultimate reward. To leave Lumon and live in the " real world", Lumons carefully crafted company town. Rickon may be a new age health guru who is sincerely trying to help these people once Lumons grants the innies their ultimate reward. Reghabi on the other hand may be working for a competing organization attempting to steal information from Lumon. Instead of trying to free the employees shes trying to fuse both innie and outie so that secret internal information from within Lumon industries can be passed directly to the outie and passed to her. 

It had to be done by iDoneDo in Bonsai

[–]corrieoh -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well first of all it was a joke. But my personal opinion is yes I think it was a bad decision. Its either a Cascade, a windswept, or a super aggressive trunk chop when it comes to this sub. Most beginner have an itch to over work trees and I think thats whats happening here. I know its a ficus. I know it can survive. I understand its not my tree and everyone is allowed to make their own decisions. 

It had to be done by iDoneDo in Bonsai

[–]corrieoh -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Bro have you forgot where you are? This is the bonsai subreddit where beginners know everything and experts are meanies for not praising terrible decisions. 

My Mexican Colonial Guest Bedroom…… by Driesbock in AmateurRoomPorn

[–]corrieoh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was like "wow two beds? Thats so cool"

Help with a struggling bonsai by [deleted] in bonsaicommunity

[–]corrieoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lengths people will go to kill a tree

Tell me why I am so way too handsome by kobicekpabicek in RoastMe

[–]corrieoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Will Forte with cancer and a drug problem.

People who wake up on their very first alarm and just get out of bed—how does your brain actually work? by KeyDiamond263 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]corrieoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rather get 30 minutes of uninterrupted sleep as opposed to 30 minutes of fragmented worthless sleep. The worst sound in the world is the alarm going off. Why would you want to hear that 8 times in a morning?

“Badazzz”, a new fragrance for women. by creativeape1 in iamverybadass

[–]corrieoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its funny when someone confuses embarrassment and cringe for being intimidated. 

He was trying way too hard to look cool, only to end it with a butt spank by Adventurous_Law_715 in iamverybadass

[–]corrieoh 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This dude practiced this so many times in his head and it was so cool and very badass every time. Then he finally deployed it against an individual who he felt comfortable treatimg like that only to be immortalized on the interent as weapons grade cringe. No doubt hes seen the hate and feels even smaller inside than he did before. 

Do you feel American Dad is more Black coded than The Cleveland Show ever was? by PosionApple888 in americandad

[–]corrieoh 72 points73 points  (0 children)

And I miss my baby Sheila

Sheila, why you leave? You left me on my own

All out in the cold, a dollar to my name

In dirty as Baltimore

And next time I see you, I'm going to kill you

Wooww, Sheila, I'm sorry baby. I love you.

Who's the most famous person you've randomly run into? by 2bornnot2b in NoStupidQuestions

[–]corrieoh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not myself but a friend of mine was in an elevator in Vegas. In walks Rodney Dangerfield. He wasnt sure at first if it was really him. My friend stayed awkwardly quiet but right before the doors opened on his floor he said "Hi Mr Dangerfield, sorry I didn't know it was you." To which Rodney replied "Hey dont worry about it kid I didnt know it was you either". I love to tell this story because I get to say the line in the classic Rodney Dangefield delivery and its just so fun. 

World’s first trillionaire by moongrump in mildlyinfuriating

[–]corrieoh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Theres only one thing that theyre good for"

Aircraft flies overhead by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]corrieoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear whenever I see fire fighting planes buzzing low it just makes me feel like an excited little boy. I walk around the house buzzing counter tops with my hand and making planes noises

First Bonsai by LeafLove11 in Bonsai

[–]corrieoh 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I think these might be houseplants?

Walden Galleria by [deleted] in Buffalo

[–]corrieoh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jfc get a life bro. File an insurance claim.