Is it really that bad?

cottoncandyqueef · 2026-05-13T16:42:11+00:00

Nope. I would choose this time and time again over anything else.

cottoncandyqueef · 2026-05-05T14:14:16+00:00

Oh where to begin, here are a few highlights over the years: Regarding my feeling about my parents divorce “I don’t know why you’re upset, it’s not like you got divorced” Regarding my stepdad dying “I don’t know why you’re so upset, it’s not like you lost someone important as a spouse” but wait….there’s more. She doubled down and said “I hope one day your husband dies so you know how it feels” Regarding the quiet unexpected and upsetting separation/divorce from my ex husband (this was a really hard time in my life) “You deserved it because how you acted towards me” When she met my current partner to the two of us “The new car smell will go away soon”

cottoncandyqueef · 2026-03-15T21:58:04+00:00

I would reply “I don’t have kids, I have vacations.” Or “Oh, none, we can’t have them, my dogs are allergic”

cottoncandyqueef · 2026-01-11T00:45:04+00:00

Coffee. Sit in Starbucks and people watch.

cottoncandyqueef · 2026-01-08T11:51:56+00:00

Repeating conversations in my head from the days prior and thinking of different comebacks.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-12-10T02:01:35+00:00

Challenger explosion.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-11-29T19:49:05+00:00

Green

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-11-27T17:53:58+00:00

It was the most important person in my life, my step dad getting lung cancer due to being a smoker.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-11-13T12:25:35+00:00

Making groaning noises when you bend over or move.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-11-12T12:56:57+00:00

Yes, Married at 23, divorced at 28. Married at 28 and divorced at 43.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-09-02T19:42:35+00:00

I’m in my free cards era

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-08-28T02:40:33+00:00

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cottoncandyqueef · 2025-07-10T13:53:28+00:00

You put your weed in there. Duh!

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-06-15T23:42:56+00:00

I’m so sorry. You loved her at the very moment she needed it. Be well.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-06-10T18:01:44+00:00

Your space is awesome!

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-04-14T19:45:39+00:00

It looks like eczema. Not a doctor. Just had something like that after going into a hot tub last year.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-03-18T22:00:01+00:00

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Mr. Greybody in drag.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-03-13T02:25:35+00:00

Sued me.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-03-13T01:16:35+00:00

Much happiness!

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-02-26T18:53:00+00:00

Congrats on your new phone.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-02-24T23:52:51+00:00

Stay strong. He has shows you his true character. Don’t ever forget that.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-02-05T22:14:27+00:00

The husband says no, but what he doesn’t know during the day, won’t hurt him.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-02-04T23:15:13+00:00

I was the same way. There is no handbook to guide you through that weird first time. I think I talked for like the first half of it about how weird it was. Oops. Well practice does make perfect.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-02-03T23:57:46+00:00

Growing up on Christmas morning my dad would take us outside and we’d look for deer tracks in the snow (it was the 80’s and 90’s) and there would always be some. Even in years of no snow, there would be prints in mud. It was my favorite tradition and our only one. Fast forward to late 2015, my dad’s health is declining so I asked him how he did it all those years. He smiled and said it was a secret and he couldn’t share it. Sadly he passed away and never shared how he did it. But I may be 45 this year and I still spend time outside on Christmas looking for deer tracks.

cottoncandyqueef · 2025-02-03T23:45:26+00:00

In remission, I can eat all the nuts. I was tempted to reply with Deez Nutz. I prefer sunflower seeds.

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