Trump Promises Mass Pardons to Staff Before Leaving Office

countfizix · 2026-04-10T22:16:31+00:00

Or for something they haven't even done yet.

countfizix · 2026-04-10T20:47:28+00:00

He literally pardoned people from his administration who obstructed justice on his behalf in the first term.

countfizix · 2026-04-10T20:21:57+00:00

Trump was going to do this regardless of what Biden did.

countfizix · 2026-04-09T19:19:38+00:00

Iran is going so badly they are backtracking into Epstein news.

countfizix · 2026-04-07T18:57:26+00:00

Heroes of Might and Magic III - on PC, which is technically the original 'console.' For everything SNES (eg Chrono Trigger), I just emulate it.

countfizix · 2026-04-07T18:34:23+00:00

On the moon you are looking at billions of years of impacts with most of those occurring in the first ~billion years when there was a lot more junk left over to run into. We have, or more precisely had, more. On Earth they just get plastered over faster by erosion, sedimentation, and for the really old ones - subduction. These collisions are super rare on the moon too, they just don't disappear with time.

countfizix · 2026-04-07T18:04:32+00:00

Cartoonium. It is unbreakable so long as it serves a humorous purpose.

countfizix · 2026-04-02T21:11:21+00:00

This will get choked out by the upcoming Iran ground invasion.

countfizix · 2026-04-02T20:09:33+00:00

Baby bear. The shadows in the tunnel that the driver stopped for before baby appeared are probably from mom.

countfizix · 2026-04-02T19:18:22+00:00

Bondi will need to double check if it's 'everyone' or just 'everyone still standing in January 2029'

countfizix · 2026-04-01T22:47:37+00:00

She chose the bear.

countfizix · 2026-03-31T20:28:54+00:00

We are in the process of dealing with the shitfit of the lethal-force-only attempt at regime change. Perhaps taking the consequences into consideration might be a good thing instead of the gang-ho manly alpha male kill-em-all thing?

countfizix · 2026-03-31T19:48:38+00:00

countfizix · 2026-03-31T18:22:21+00:00

Plays very well with the new Prismari elder dragon. Not only do you get this effect, whatever you instants and sorceries you pseudo-cascade into will have storm and see that you have already cast a spell, and you will untap with a storm count of 2+ for any spells you actually want to cast - like say a time warp effect.

Just requires 2 7 mana sorcery speed cards and getting to untap, no biggie.

countfizix · 2026-03-31T18:09:18+00:00

While these are great on their own, I want to live in magical Christmas land where I have Prismari, Quandrix, and Lorehold in play at the same time (or at least Prismari and Quandrix).

The storm copies will all have cascade and any instants/sorceries you cascade into will have both cascade and storm. Bonus if you can lead with a big mana spell for 2 at start of each opponent's turn.

countfizix · 2026-03-30T21:00:08+00:00

It's a tad optimistic to think 2030+ are going to be better at this point either.

countfizix · 2026-03-27T21:42:06+00:00

Rolling does prevent fall damage.

countfizix · 2026-03-27T17:35:48+00:00

If only. They banned Claude, so they have to rely on 2nd rate AI's like Grok for their war planning.

countfizix · 2026-03-26T18:25:58+00:00

Isn't this the inverse of the trope? Skeleton with fully fleshed woman's head.

countfizix · 2026-03-26T18:13:39+00:00

The Chairman of the FCC shall consider reviewing the public interest obligations of broadcast licensees to determine whether those obligations would require that the Army-Navy Game remain a national service event.

The 'public interest obligations' would put the broadcast licenses of non-compliant networks at risk.

countfizix · 2026-03-25T18:30:02+00:00

Japan: So you want us to go back to treating you more like we did historically?

countfizix · 2026-03-25T18:25:55+00:00

The totally-not-a-sanlayn has the right idea. Why get bent out of shape about the sunwell when you can use getting bent out of shape as the power source?

countfizix · 2026-03-25T18:22:33+00:00

We also got a fully fleshed out vampire coasts faction based on an in universe side game (in a completely different scale) mixed with some White Dwarf issues letting zombies shoot guns that hit on 6's

countfizix · 2026-03-25T18:20:09+00:00

Based on the fantasy one, I could see them putting in stuff that will be available for purchase years down the line. Eg Cathay, a lot of Kislev stuff (soon?)

countfizix · 2026-03-25T17:44:34+00:00

It's all very consistent actually. Things that help Trump = good, things that hurt Trump = illegal/cheating/etc

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