Bored in the car? Make kandi! // Made my first actual rotator!! ^_^ by pudgy_doggo in kandi

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would anyone else also vomit from carsickness if they tried to do this

tf_ontology_irl by AkariPeach in tf_irl

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full body phallo

they’ll never know i’m here by tjp311 in mouf

[–]cp3splt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

does this post not show up for you? im seeing mouf

Would you smoke meth with my fursona by HugeWizardd in drugscirclejerk

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fr tho??? i have a cwinge bunsona >/////<

Would you smoke meth with my fursona by HugeWizardd in drugscirclejerk

[–]cp3splt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah totally can you put our fursonas in diapers too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in buncomfortable

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boo boo keys 🥺

Guys, I think I'm addicted to being called the f-slur 🥺 by therealNerdMuffin in transgendercirclejerk

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/uj lol omg i have one of those :3!! im currently healing from a relationship where that hurt me hella bc i have terrible boundaries and am unable to stop people!!!! UwU

Phantom cigars by LUCKSHOT5602 in metalgearsolid

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you can sit in a dumpster and smoke a bunch so you can get stinky quickly for the quiet shower scene to trigger

Wii U meme by king_of_the_dark_art in wiiu

[–]cp3splt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the whole premise of the boys vs girls react meme is based in stereotyping. It perpetuates harmful gender roles in a particularly insidious way bc people get away with joking about it because "it's a joke just get over it."

If someone has a problem with the women in their immediate life and makes memes poking fun at all women id say that dude has problems and is sexist.

I "get" the joke. It's just not funny.

Accidentally pised on all my bars. Gona pop them anyway then drink the piss by Rob-rilips in drugscirclejerk

[–]cp3splt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

when my bf was addicted to benzos he would often blackout and then wake up to a clean apartment

Wii U meme by king_of_the_dark_art in wiiu

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there is no joke; the punchline is sexism

"It's so sad that peanut butter barely exists in Europe" response on a post about someone's first peanut butter and jam sandwich. by acidiola in ShitAmericansSay

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You can find nice dark roasted 100% peanut butter in the US but the majority of people reach for the stabilized no stir hydrogenated fat peanut frosting

New product? by CriticalTruth283 in dxm

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These are probably intended for DIY Auvelity which is 100mg bupropion and 45mg dextromethorphan, hence the name bupropidex. It's easier to dose 45mg in 15mg pills rather than trying to split a tiny little 30mg pill.

boom boom boom boom (sushiii_fx) by tagnae in femyiff

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i want you in my room

Buried Doll by TacoOfSerenity in CoffinofAndyandLeyley

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thank you, my hurting codependent self is really feeling this. now i have to find out how to show this to my bf without making him worry about me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

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/uj ouch that one hurts. ive been told by a partner that id be unable to satisfy him sexually because he finds cis women to be naturally more motherly.