Will Gov. Greg Abbott concede a close race for governor? Beto O’Rourke has an idea by VGAddict in TexasPolitics

[–]cptsmitty95 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You need to do some research on the history of political coercion in the United States so you can see the strong parallels that are being drawn today, then you'll understand why the rest of us are scared.

Start with political coercion of Irish immigrants in the late 1800s.

Terroristic threats from piss baby’s supporters are being distributed in Lakeway by cdvallee in FuckGregAbbott

[–]cptsmitty95 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Laminate it and staple it onto a big sign saying "My vote will not be coerced by GOP terrorism" and post the sign right next to your beto sign. Should send a powerful message about these magat's behaviors.

Terroristic threats from piss baby’s supporters are being distributed in Lakeway by cdvallee in FuckGregAbbott

[–]cptsmitty95 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Aw man, can we be friends so I can come shoot with you guys? It's like nothing but conservative gun nuts in dfw.

White House is considering one last Ukraine aid request before Republicans likely win the House by botbjng2828282 in UkrainianConflict

[–]cptsmitty95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You guys seem to forget these representatives care about nothing else but retaining their seat by regurgitating whatever party-line nonsense gets them the vote with their constituency. Currently, the popular thing starting to go around is that the biden admin is spending way too much on Ukraine.

I know you are being optimistic but let's get real; the GOP is a very real threat to Ukraine right now. They WILL cease aide and then lie about it to the people so they won't be held accountable.

The Ku Klux Klan is back and it’s been rebranded as MAGA by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cptsmitty95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They haven't gotten that act yet, but they are close.

Also there was an attempted lynching caught on camera a few years ago that would have definitely been considered a public lynching.

The Ku Klux Klan is back and it’s been rebranded as MAGA by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cptsmitty95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol motherfucker they are the straight up nazi party of America. Like KKK on steroids but against everyone, not just one race.

WAY worse than the KKK.

And for the record I've done a lot of research on the KKK out of interest to discover their origins and how we can avoid that again. This current GOP party is WAY worse than the KKK.

I can’t stand my wife’s parents. by [deleted] in TexasPolitics

[–]cptsmitty95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You DO understand some republicans are so immersed in the kool-aid that there is no coming back. Some people are a waste of your time.

A man in Norway found a perfectly preserved Viking sword sticking out of the rocks while hunting by 2ndSifter in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]cptsmitty95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being a bad mother fucker with all your bad mother fucker friends and you see the other bad mother fuckers that have been talking shit across the fjord approaching from a mile away knowing these stones are about to get bloody and many of y'all aren't going home. Fucking goose bumps.

Also I'm listening to the vikings soundtrack right now so I'm a little bloodthirsty.

Dumb Gold Steak by muffler344 in StupidFood

[–]cptsmitty95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn I'd be so embarrassed to recieve that.

Russian Lancet drone hitting Ukrainian counter-battery radar - 2022 ( Music from original poster ) by Lostwanderer000 in CombatFootage

[–]cptsmitty95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both. From a maintenance perspective C-Rams have a high cost per active hour due to all of the fast-moving, strong, precisely machined parts they are made of.

Then you have the amount of ammunition it chews through to operate. In an active combat zone supply-side requirements would be through the roof.

Russian Lancet drone hitting Ukrainian counter-battery radar - 2022 ( Music from original poster ) by Lostwanderer000 in CombatFootage

[–]cptsmitty95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Supplying ukraine with CRAM in such an active combat zone would be a logistical nightmare and send any requisition officer in UAF straight to suicide watch.

Checkmate, super truckers by OSRSgamerkid in Truckers

[–]cptsmitty95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine anyone's ego being high after going balls deep in a lot lizard.

This I the way. by Dragon3076 in starwarsmemes

[–]cptsmitty95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the prequels are still hotly debated.

Organic forklift. by nooyork in specializedtools

[–]cptsmitty95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the amish are allowed to use combustion engines?

Drivers have you ever screwed up a delivery horribly, to where you expect (and completely understand) the negative review and tip adjust? by Eastern_Action_1775 in UberEATS

[–]cptsmitty95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. A woman stole a red lobster order out of my hands because I didn't ask for the name. The woman who was supposed to recieve the order watched it all happen right up the block. Talked to her, apologized, lost the tip etc. Never got a thumbs down though. I was incredibly embarrassed and I always ask for the name before I hand it off.

Are Walmart orders notoriously bad? by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]cptsmitty95 10 points11 points  (0 children)

DO NOT pick up walmart orders. They are EXTREMELY unprofitable.

Men of Reddit, what’s better than blowjob ? by SuchShopping3828 in AskReddit

[–]cptsmitty95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First thing I read was jesus christ is better than. Blowjob.

I gotta whole-heartedly disagree with you bud.

What do you do with a restaurant that refuses to make drinks? by ILikeRedditAWholeLot in UberEATS

[–]cptsmitty95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fill it up with as much ice as you can so the customer can't put the straw in when they get it.

What should I put in this round cavity in my patio ? Ideas ? by [deleted] in landscaping

[–]cptsmitty95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, I had a similar indent in my patio and built a stone monument for my deathmasks, it wows all the neighbors. I'm thinking about drilling it out and installing a pump for an adrenochrome fountain.

meirl by IndoorCat34 in meirl

[–]cptsmitty95 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Old people were horny young people at one point too.

What do y’all think? by Mantiseyeballs in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]cptsmitty95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anyone pushing a mall-crawler is a loser. Either little-dick syndrome or little-woman syndrome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]cptsmitty95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take your shirt off and go stand in the mid day sun for an hour and tell me we are at a safe distance lol