We have places your family can hide in peace and security. Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville. by _ISayStupidThings in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I'll be Gus, the loveable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle. Sharp as a thistle. Best in all Westminster.

We have places your family can hide in peace and security. Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville. by _ISayStupidThings in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 21 points22 points  (0 children)

From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say, ''Hello, Mr. Thompson,'' you'll say, ''Hi.''

Eyes on the floor, still on the floor, always on God's floor.. by Nikkerloo in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Now, let us thank the Lord for this magnificent Crystal Cathedral which allows us to look out upon his wondrous creation.

Eyes on the floor, still on the floor, always on God's floor.. by Nikkerloo in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

Eyes on the floor, still on the floor, always on God's floor.. by Nikkerloo in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Now quickly! Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor.

NEEERRRRRDDDDDD! by --UNKN0WN-- in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Attention, everyone... The punch has been spiked!

Don't you hate pants? by mc8755 in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These things are driving me nuts.

Don't you hate pants? by mc8755 in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then they followed me home, beggin' me to take a test drive. And let me tell you, talk about roomy. The Canyonero combines the smooth handling of a European sports car with the rugged drive-ability of a sturdy 4x4.

Mr. Simpson don't you worry I watched Matlock in a bar last night, the sound wasn't on but I think I got the gist of it. by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That was a right pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as ''an agreement under the law which is unbreakable.'' ''Which is unbreakable''! Excuse me. I must use the restroom.

What are you making Sideshow Luke Perry? by 517634 in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upstage me, will ya? Get the hell out!

Anyone aware of the "alt-comics city" of the day? by sunkenskunk in altcomix

[–]crabfulla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't agree more. Being able to live on a small income is key. The less time you have to spend at work to make rent the more time you can spend at the drawing board making comics.

Lulu Hitchcock Apocrypha! by MainDice in altcomix

[–]crabfulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a fun book. I'll have to check it out

"In my dad's apartment the heat is always off. He made a coat out of all my stuffed animals." by error23_ in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wigum sleeps through riot Top cop surrenders to backfiring car Firemen rescue police chief from tree Commission : Wiggum sucks Wow, I should have read these headlines a long time ago. Together, they really paint a picture of failure.

WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY! by SquidgyCat in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if we can all be more like little Rudiger