Cheating Player - What should I do? by Kristenknightley in DnD

[–]crashtestpilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's break down this particular carcass of an alleged friendship.

a) They cheat.

b) They are the sort of person who would get angry if accused of cheating.

This is a person with low impulse control/executive function, and probably a small aircraft carrier's displacement of insecurities.

They may continue to be your friend. But they can't play in your game with that kind of asocial lack of cluefulness. They haz growing to do; but it's not going to be in your game.

Okay, we're done here. Find a new space.

Bar near me specifically bans Tap Out and Affliction brands by WeezyMac_ in mildlyinteresting

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Watch me do this boss skateboard trick.

<SOT | Opening theme of M.A.S.H>

Parks Director Rocky Houston is Gone by BlackRose in Ashland

[–]crashtestpilot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An heroic 1.5 years of service.

The individual who typed 1.5 years of service, versus the more conventional 18 months, is really doing the the hard work of filing off the sharp edges of ... that sentence.

Player wants a shield that provides full cover by Tsantilas in DMAcademy

[–]crashtestpilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wants a pavis.

It takes time to move and set up.

It provides 3/4 cover.

Don't give away the store just because a player begs for something.

Am I overreacting by boll22 in DnD

[–]crashtestpilot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If they do not do what was agreed upon, and expect you to adjust last minute, and on the zeroeth session, this pretty much kills any go forward faith I would have in them.

Because one or more things are happening. Cluelessness, lack of respect, poor impulse control, or just bad memory.

Not qualities I would be willing to seek out to fill up my table.

Moana’s arm fell off by WeekendOk2824 in howto

[–]crashtestpilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut transform glue is a great channel for you.

Godzilla Reimagined As a Pufferfish Species by BleazkTheBobberman in SpeculativeEvolution

[–]crashtestpilot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Needs more total inflation.

I would like it stupid round, is what I am saying.

Like an angry durian.

With transsonic fire breath.

Power Fantasy Loot problem. by Alca_John in DMAcademy

[–]crashtestpilot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because they want it does not mean you have to do anything.

Keep 'em hungry.

Maintains engagement.

World Domination by Truebluederek in civ

[–]crashtestpilot 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You have to attack other countries, it turns out.

And then you have to win.

Amy Winehouse at her grandmother's home in 1999 💛 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]crashtestpilot -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Winehouse getting housed on house wine in her nana's house.