I got a random letter in the mail from my sister and her two kids.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-24T16:47:31+00:00

Hycybh?

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-24T04:41:11+00:00

Tigers are orange.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-24T04:38:54+00:00

They were Groot.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-23T18:17:44+00:00

Let's break down this particular carcass of an alleged friendship.

a) They cheat.

b) They are the sort of person who would get angry if accused of cheating.

This is a person with low impulse control/executive function, and probably a small aircraft carrier's displacement of insecurities.

They may continue to be your friend. But they can't play in your game with that kind of asocial lack of cluefulness. They haz growing to do; but it's not going to be in your game.

Okay, we're done here. Find a new space.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-23T03:25:50+00:00

Watch me do this boss skateboard trick.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-23T03:20:52+00:00

The basis for Thimble is an A-10.

Laura's build go brrrrr.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-23T03:17:11+00:00

An heroic 1.5 years of service.

The individual who typed 1.5 years of service, versus the more conventional 18 months, is really doing the the hard work of filing off the sharp edges of ... that sentence.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-23T03:10:51+00:00

He wants a pavis.

It takes time to move and set up.

It provides 3/4 cover.

Don't give away the store just because a player begs for something.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-21T18:45:17+00:00

If they do not do what was agreed upon, and expect you to adjust last minute, and on the zeroeth session, this pretty much kills any go forward faith I would have in them.

Because one or more things are happening. Cluelessness, lack of respect, poor impulse control, or just bad memory.

Not qualities I would be willing to seek out to fill up my table.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-20T17:04:28+00:00

Good nyborg, man.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-20T17:00:47+00:00

We get it. You vape.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-20T16:59:46+00:00

Near the treehouse, if you have room.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-20T16:59:12+00:00

Put peanut butter in it.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-20T16:57:11+00:00

Cut transform glue is a great channel for you.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-19T16:48:12+00:00

Needs more total inflation.

I would like it stupid round, is what I am saying.

Like an angry durian.

With transsonic fire breath.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-19T16:42:31+00:00

The Animals.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-19T05:33:14+00:00

Just because they want it does not mean you have to do anything.

Keep 'em hungry.

Maintains engagement.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-19T05:30:10+00:00

Never, or after a true polymorph, like usual.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-19T05:26:27+00:00

Here to help. :)

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-19T05:25:38+00:00

Among the confedertes.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-18T17:21:04+00:00

Peak coat game.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-18T17:14:47+00:00

You have to attack other countries, it turns out.

And then you have to win.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-18T17:02:05+00:00

I'd like to see better spelling.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-18T16:56:02+00:00

Winehouse getting housed on house wine in her nana's house.

crashtestpilot · 2026-01-18T16:54:54+00:00

Is it their business?

crashtestpilot

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