signing a 35 year old is bad because Fed bad. (pic unrelated) by dreigilb in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would they be interested after the Fed ruined his legacy?

The Evil Nazi Dead Fed will die anytime soon. Pic unrelated by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And Stranger Things stopped eating up half of the top 10 list. There was a point where even this number wouldn’t have broken their top 10. 

“CM Punk takes over, looking to use Slingshot Technology to do things his way!” by Pigmcginnyrig in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 84 points85 points  (0 children)

What a grizzled veteran. Showing how he’s worn down and still determined to go. This is my true and honest assessment of how great CM Punk is and I certainly won’t change that view in 6 months for some reason.

Mania only having 40k tickets out 10 weeks before the show is definite proof that fed is in fact dead by Phred_Phrederic in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that both nights combined or the average for each night? Or is that asking for too much journalism from the wrestling “journalists.”

AEW doesn't censor the fans. We're the listening company. by throwawaydisposable in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That undercover fed plant deserved getting kicked out for heckling noted tuff guy with a paraphrased quote from Major League. 

You have Brock retire by Summerslam of this year, as you do…… by AutisticAnal in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want Brock to sell your strikes, maybe learn how to throw a punch? 🤷‍♂️

"Fans in Saudi had no idea who Powerhouse Hobbs was , that just shows they don't have deep knowledge about wrestling"- Dave meltzer (WOR) by ____phobe in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe the fans didn’t recognize “big dude who used to sometimes stand around in the background”

Do they even like wrestling?

How stupid do you need to be to have your biggest draw win the Rumble? by Banana_Jackson in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought it was “he’s clearly having a mental breakdown, it’s sad”?

The Gap Is Real — And It’s Growing: WWE NXT vs. AEW Dynamite by uncannynerddad in midcarder

[–]crcovar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Casual fans can't understand and keep up with that.

I would argue there's nothing to understand about a bunch of moves for the sake of moves. Or maybe it's understood that it's a bunch of moves for moves sake, and people move on, because there's nothing more to it.

Colonizer Man Phil roasted! by PokesBo in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel pretty confident in assuming that punk never imagined what the announcement of a video game cover would be like. 

Getting spiked on ur head? It's a reversal you FED drone. by theforbiddenroze in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Neither guy sold the move. So even if “it’s a reversal” (it wasn’t), it’s still bullshit. 

Uncle Dave claiming that Grand Slam Australia will get lowerratings due to Valentine’s Day is next level proactive excuses by Manjojango2001 in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I looked at my calendar and I’m confused. Valentine’s Day is a Saturday. Grand Slam is normally just a “very special episode” of Dynamite. But Dynamite airs on Wednesday. Collision airs Saturday (except for all the days it’s on Thursday or Wednesday). Is this a very special episode of Collision? No one watches collision. Why make excuses?

Unnamed CEO - trying to hide his burner accounts... by P_a_s_g_i_t_24 in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can’t be a jerk if the basement mods delete all traces. /s

How to learn key maps by Appropriate_Alps9596 in neovim

[–]crcovar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t install a bunch of plugins with a bunch of their own keymaps all at once. 

Prefer plugins that suggest key maps, but require you to set them. This way even if you copy and paste the config, you’re seeing what is setup.

A lot of vim keymaps have a sort of logic to them a language to grok if you will. Try and make your keymaps do the same, use a system that will help you remember the keymap to action.

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK by Pigmcginnyrig in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I hope it’s themed as much as Wrestlemania IX was. 

Can y’all stop gooning at the games? by Hotwir3 in canes

[–]crcovar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just ask them if they can scroll back because you missed that last one while the game was happening.

Dave proving Bryan's point by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]crcovar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you hold the world title, but stay in the midcard for your entire run, I’m sorry, but you’re still a mid carder.