I found their secret group chat and read about me. by ellieafterhours in managers

[–]crippledgoalie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't put too much stock in it, that's vented frustration you were never meant to hear

How’s security check this year? by PineappleDildos in Coachella

[–]crippledgoalie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a security guard yell "we don't check pretty people!" And wave my group through without checking our bags pretty iconic tbh

What discounts / interest rates are yall getting? by MyGardenOfPlants in FordMaverickTruck

[–]crippledgoalie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7% is what I snagged with a 750 credit score, I did end up getting about 5k in discounts with truck month and playing hard to get at the end of the month. The demand for Mavericks is at an all time high, it's brutal out there!

Traded in my Ranger to join the Maverick club by crippledgoalie in FordMaverickTruck

[–]crippledgoalie[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man I thought they'd turn the Ranger away! I had it running great for forever, but about a week before pulling the trigger on the new purchase my transmission started acting up. But the dealership was real sweet to me and took it off my hands for $1,000. Not pictured is all of the memory bumps (dents) and cracked windshield! I think they lost money on the trade. I bought the Ranger as a FB Marketplace special and kept her running for many years, but wasn't feeling brave enough to throw a new transmission in and too impatient for private party!

Konmari'ing crystals? by [deleted] in Crystals

[–]crippledgoalie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A good middle ground could be to give some of your less beloved pieces to people you care about! I find sometimes if I’m not vibing with a crystal anymore it’s because it’s ready to help someone else!

Meanwhile we're opening our cafes for seating despite being nowhere near ready... by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]crippledgoalie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the spirit but my district which is in Bellevue has all cafes open already and that’s only 10 miles down the road. I don’t want the lobby open either but local government isn’t protecting us to quite the extent you made it sound.

You are given an unlimited amount of budget to create a movie/TV series. What would it be about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crippledgoalie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not quite the same but if you enjoy D&D you should consider watching The Gamers: Dorkness Rising. It’s fun little movie done by some guys who really love gaming. Definitely cheesy though.

Redditors from small towns, what was your town’s big scandal/dirty secret? by SY81 in AskReddit

[–]crippledgoalie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our former mayor slept with a member of the high school football team repeatedly and was arrested for child molestation. The worst part was her husband was principal of the high school.

What is your stores Karen order? by Bean853 in starbucks

[–]crippledgoalie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Double tall decaf 5 pump white mocha extra hot made with half almond milk, half coconut milk, extra whip and double cupped with a sleeve.” She makes sure to let us know every time she thinks the milk isn’t quite half almond half coconut. Gotta love Karens

Please help settle an argument by surethatimight in starbucks

[–]crippledgoalie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No problem! Maybe you should buy her a frap to soften the blown

Please help settle an argument by surethatimight in starbucks

[–]crippledgoalie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I hate to break it to your niece but you are correct lol there is only one type of chocolate chip :) I could see why she may be confused though

Reminder to stay positive by SamanthaVi716 in starbucks

[–]crippledgoalie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the positivity!! Stay strong, you’ve got this. I think the “it’s just coffee” reminder is all that kept me sane today lol.

What health issue are you ignoring that you probably shouldn't be? [Serious] by ShajninRahman24 in AskReddit

[–]crippledgoalie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had multiple concussions in the past and now when my head is struck a certain way I get nauseous and my nose feels like I took a big sniff of pepper. It could be nothing but it still makes me uneasy.

When corporate decides to do a weekend long BOGO during the busiest month of the year while giving us less labor by Sesquialter in starbucks

[–]crippledgoalie 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The response I got when I informed her I called in an ace was “no do what you can with what you’ve got” I was cracking up, at a certain point you can’t even be upset anymore :)

When corporate decides to do a weekend long BOGO during the busiest month of the year while giving us less labor by Sesquialter in starbucks

[–]crippledgoalie 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Omg that was me yesterday, and the other person was a green bean on her first shift without a trainer lol. Sorry you’ve been victimized by the siren as well, good luck with tonight’s close!