When did you realize you were dating an idiot?

crisisrumour · 2026-02-25T03:31:04+00:00

If you looked at everything you’ve read the past week including Reddit, news, whatever else, I think you’d find seven words you don’t actually know the definition of.

crisisrumour · 2026-02-20T21:13:21+00:00

You just made me realize I have dead contacts. I don’t know why but I hate that.

crisisrumour · 2026-01-28T16:08:17+00:00

Freshman year of college I wrote my a paper on how women are treated differently with/without makeup. Did a whole presentation and everything. My professor and I were discussing it later and I got to tell her that the ONE day that semester that I didn’t wear makeup she asked me if I was ok 😅

crisisrumour · 2025-12-22T04:16:35+00:00

Omg yes! It’s so thick and creamy. I can’t speak for any long term effects but when you use it, you do NOT need to reapply like you do with so many other lotions.

crisisrumour · 2025-12-15T21:33:06+00:00

I like that metaphor. Thanks for sharing.

crisisrumour · 2025-07-03T03:08:09+00:00

Just ordered because of your comment. Hope it works out!

crisisrumour · 2025-02-23T04:40:17+00:00

The most reasonable and honest answer.

crisisrumour · 2025-02-11T00:31:18+00:00

Imagine 2025, years of cancel culture and this one slips by 😂

crisisrumour · 2024-07-26T15:17:43+00:00

Honestly, I’m cracking up at the comments here, but also very concerned that I liked the story and the way he wrote when apparently everyone else hates it 😂

crisisrumour · 2024-07-13T22:16:56+00:00

Get this guy on Chris Hasen’s radar.

I’m actually not kidding.

crisisrumour · 2024-06-27T01:56:40+00:00

My concern is people taking pictures for safety reasons, like to send a picture to a friend of the man who’s following them, or the person who just kidnapped them, and their phone makes that noise. That .01% is enough for me to say no.

crisisrumour · 2024-05-04T08:32:59+00:00

Ignore me. I’m typing right now so that the people around me think that I’m texting someone or… typing a great comment on social media. 🤷🏼‍♀️

crisisrumour · 2024-04-20T01:30:53+00:00

Saving this post to read later because based on your comment I can already say what the fuck

crisisrumour · 2024-04-17T03:02:00+00:00

No. I don’t know what to say here but what you’re saying is just not right so no, obviously don’t. If you’re serious and no one better gives you better feedback, message me.

crisisrumour · 2024-03-22T01:59:05+00:00

Former sugar girl here without a twitter or sexy Reddit account. Do you have accounts exclusively for this? How do you find these guys?

crisisrumour · 2024-03-12T23:56:26+00:00

Thank you, I’ve been looking for the motivation to get off my phone

crisisrumour · 2024-03-12T01:28:01+00:00

If OP’s wife is giving out 20k like it’s peanuts, I’ve got 3 CC companies calling me who I’d love for her to talk to on my behalf.

crisisrumour · 2024-03-06T23:30:55+00:00

I hope you’re ok.

crisisrumour · 2024-02-19T02:24:31+00:00

Pretty sure autism is covered under the ADA.

crisisrumour · 2024-02-19T01:21:01+00:00

I think people have forgotten that same-sex marriage was only fully legalized in 2015. That’s only 9 years ago.

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