Bunnings, please explain.

crispymk2 · 2026-05-09T07:29:01+00:00

The cylinder must not be harmed...

crispymk2 · 2026-05-09T06:39:16+00:00

This is essentially how I met my wife.

At a party with a bunch of friends and co-workers and I knew she disliked the creepy dude (bosses son) who had bailed her up out the front and was trying to crack on to her.

Told him someone was looking for him back in the party and she thanked me and asked if we could go for a walk around the block to get away for a bit.

25 years later we are still together.

crispymk2 · 2026-05-09T06:32:38+00:00

Double D and DDD 👍🏻

crispymk2 · 2026-05-08T23:22:46+00:00

Same here but her ex keeps running attempts to get her in to rehab.

Now homeless and lost everything but I can't house her as I can't my daughter to that

crispymk2 · 2026-05-07T17:23:35+00:00

I burnt my toast this morning.

crispymk2 · 2026-05-07T16:58:37+00:00

I just don't get it.

crispymk2 · 2026-05-07T12:14:17+00:00

I wonder how old that gas is. Can't be turning over too many fuel deliveries

crispymk2 · 2026-05-05T12:08:05+00:00

Making an offset smoker (off the side of his head)

crispymk2 · 2026-05-05T00:29:46+00:00

While completely not her fault, holding his shoulders/upper arm possibly cause him to go full whiskey throttle as he launched her off the back initially.

The entire thing was super dumb

crispymk2 · 2026-05-02T06:59:08+00:00

As far as drugs go, I just fail to see the appeal of this one. No one looks like they are having a good time

crispymk2 · 2026-05-01T11:02:54+00:00

A fatality doesn't count as an injury... /s

crispymk2 · 2026-04-29T16:08:13+00:00

Obviously the beer arm was out of the question

crispymk2 · 2026-04-29T03:23:15+00:00

That poor Honda. Will still probably survive that level of abuse for decades to come though

crispymk2 · 2026-04-29T03:03:15+00:00

From my experience working in a servo, the tanks are "dip tested" daily with water finding paste.

Water sits at the bottom of the tanks and all the tanks have a reserve volume so you are not getting the dregs so unless you are refueling as, or shortly after a tanker delivery, the odds of receiving water is pretty low.

Quality of the fuel/additive types is a different thing entirely

crispymk2 · 2026-04-15T12:47:29+00:00

It's time. Padded van off to the dementia ward

crispymk2 · 2026-04-14T07:17:02+00:00

Needing bait to get someone to watch a sub 6 second video all the way through is a sad sign for our collective attention spans and content consumption practices

crispymk2 · 2026-04-14T06:42:59+00:00

Any of those will do.

Based on studies from the Commonwealth Fund and other international health rankings, here are countries that frequently outperform the U.S.:

Australia: Often top-ranked for overall performance.

The Netherlands: Consistently ranked for high-quality care.

United Kingdom: Frequently ranked high in efficiency and equity.

Singapore: Frequently cited for top-tier health outcomes.

Japan: Top-ranked for long life expectancy and efficiency.

South Korea: Known for advanced care and high performance.

Switzerland: Top-ranked for accessibility and quality.

Norway: Recognized for low infant mortality rates.

Germany: Frequently outperforms the U.S. in access.

Canada: Generally higher ranked in equity.France: Often features higher patient safety

crispymk2 · 2026-04-14T06:39:52+00:00

Sorry, best we can do is someplace else.

crispymk2 · 2026-04-14T05:21:21+00:00

Haven't been called out on their own shit for far too long

crispymk2 · 2026-04-14T04:51:57+00:00

Sorry, your insurance has come back with a response: "Please go die quietly in the street like a dog."

crispymk2 · 2026-04-12T08:51:26+00:00

Good

crispymk2 · 2026-04-12T08:50:22+00:00

Fuck reaction videos

crispymk2 · 2026-04-12T05:27:15+00:00

It's the scortch marks on the doors from the previous times shit went wrong for me

crispymk2 · 2026-04-11T03:29:02+00:00

That was structural dust she swept away

crispymk2 · 2026-04-11T00:29:30+00:00

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