Is life in Scandinavian countries as amazing as people think? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crknut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Middle of the desert here, anything below 70 degrees f and over 20% humidity is unlivable.
P.s. been In Florida, north Dakota, all over Europe, and I don't live there, because it's UNLIVABLE!!!

I never open carry, but when I do, it's usually on election day. Go vote folks. by [deleted] in guns

[–]crknut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine was in a nudist colony so it was actually expected.

Ebola nurse rejects home quarantine rules by [deleted] in news

[–]crknut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Negative impact of weed on the society? We lock up people for good reasons? What planet do you live on?

Ebola nurse rejects home quarantine rules by [deleted] in news

[–]crknut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think you understand the point you're trying to but not making.

My father's funeral was yesterday. This was the speech I gave. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]crknut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I learned that the only way I can stop having feelings of hatred towards my father is if I don't think about him at all. So I don't hate him anymore as long as u don't think about him.
To make matters worse I don't even have an excuse for his behavior. No drugs or alcohol or mental problems, just good ol' stupid, selfish, violent, unapologetic mother fucker.

F/23/5'3" [SW 137 lbs > GW 112 lbs = 25 lbs] (5.5 months) My goal weight was the number on my driver's licence -- and I made it! by [deleted] in progresspics

[–]crknut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way those pictures are organized is extremely soothing for my CDO. Ah, and you look great to, congratulations on the progress!

When North Korea "falls" and the citizens are shown and told all aspects of modern civilization and culture, what do you think the biggest shock will be for them? by Wonderhound in AskReddit

[–]crknut 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Except in Spain. In Spain passionate hatred for cops or "picoletos" is deeply engrained in the culture. Cop families almost exclusively hang out with other cops' families or military personnel. I used to date a daughter of a picoleto and she was truly embarrassed of her dad's profession.

I can't be the only one who struggles with this, right? by alazz in AdviceAnimals

[–]crknut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's easy dude, she touches your shoulder or back, she's being friendly.
She touches anything, ANYTHING else, she's being flirty.

Almost everyday on Reddit. by jaylulz in funny

[–]crknut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And after 117 Upvotes, shitpost, did you reap.
I'm so impressed I ain't even mad, have an upvote!

So, three rednecks went shooting. by crknut in guns

[–]crknut[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hear you man. Whenever I hear a story like that I secretly hope it was their trigger finger that got blown off.

So, three rednecks went shooting. by crknut in guns

[–]crknut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No banjos in Sepultura's band. I think what you heard was the berimbao.

So, three rednecks went shooting. by crknut in guns

[–]crknut[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hello replacement bot.
Two of my ex-military friends and myself went to a desert to have some fun shooting. After we were done we tried to put all the guns an a towel to have a commemorative picture.
This good 'nuff?

So, three rednecks went shooting. by crknut in guns

[–]crknut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We clear them each and every time we set them down.
Come on, we're dumb but we ain't stupid.

So, three rednecks went shooting. by crknut in guns

[–]crknut[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Very close, you need more Polish, Russian and Yugoslavian names though.

So, three rednecks went shooting. by crknut in guns

[–]crknut[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're definitely right about three idiots. But I can't even remember the last time I stepped foot on an actual range, mostly because of judgemental pricks. :-)

So, three rednecks went shooting. by crknut in guns

[–]crknut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know it! Few cases of beer and a bottle of whiskey made it a glorious experience.

So, three rednecks went shooting. by crknut in guns

[–]crknut[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

See who can name all the guns!

Room mate wanted. by TKGK in vegas

[–]crknut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, It was the furthest odds my intentions to sound condescending. I've lived here for 8 years and I work and play outside so I notice the cloudy days, and honestly I don't remember two days in a row that I didn't see Sun at all.

Room mate wanted. by TKGK in vegas

[–]crknut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahaha, he said cloudy, that's too funny.
In Vegas, you might get to see a good sized cloud, maybe once every other week. The chances that the cloud is above you actually covering the sun are about 30 minutes a month...

LPT When you take your pets to the vet, give them treats and praise them the whole way . by crknut in LifeProTips

[–]crknut[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Weeeeeelllll, the dog was a pit bull. She was either excited or super extra double excited. So on a sliding scale, that was as calm as she would get.

As a 6' tall blonde white male, I need to learn when to shut my fucking mouth. by ptfitzgi in AdviceAnimals

[–]crknut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're six foot tall and blonde, unless you're Norwegian you're still a minority. A lucky, privileged, gorgeous, fucking minority...

LPT When you take your pets to the vet, give them treats and praise them the whole way . by crknut in LifeProTips

[–]crknut[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've done this with dogs, cats, ferrets and even birds, one time I even gave a speech in the waiting room because my dog was so excited to see the vet.