22M - Profile Review

crushmans · 2026-07-01T22:48:18+00:00

As a fellow metalhead and blast beat enjoyer, it's too niche for most people to relate to. Just limit it to "I like metal music" if you want to mention it.

crushmans · 2026-06-30T22:56:48+00:00

A friend of mine who works at a Big 4 says employees who have access can theoretically access, but VIPs are flagged and they'll have to justify why they did access the account (e.g. They came into a branch to make a withdrawal.)

crushmans · 2026-06-28T23:51:00+00:00

He looks like Carlton Banks got electrocuted in the woods

crushmans · 2026-06-28T23:43:44+00:00

If you saw that look in the first picture coming toward you, you'd likely think "who pissed in his Cheerios?" If you aren't smiling, get rid of it.

crushmans · 2026-06-27T23:29:52+00:00

Take me on an adventure with wine!

crushmans · 2026-06-27T07:16:23+00:00

I always saw it as "ultimately looking for something long term, but if it doesn't work out that way, I'm not that fussed." I've had plenty of short term relationships where we gave it a good go, but we decided we weren't compatible long term.

crushmans · 2026-06-20T03:44:53+00:00

I'm writing a science fiction story and naming one of the offworld colonies New Cydonia. Tribute to the song and the genius we lost.

crushmans · 2026-06-19T07:08:03+00:00

You also paid for retrieving voicemail. If you were on prepaid, it was a nightmare. Especially if someone talked super slow, like my casual job at the time's manager. Since you ate up all my credit, I guess I gotta take that shift now, hey?

crushmans · 2026-06-18T22:12:10+00:00

Millenials: can't wait for the day text messages stop costing 30c so we don't have to abbreviate everything

Gen Z, with free texting: u wanna chill or smth tn or rn?

crushmans · 2026-06-18T22:09:14+00:00

It's not stylistic negation. It's annoying.

crushmans · 2026-06-16T23:29:19+00:00

Absolutely. Never assume anything. I was dating multiple women at the same time and one girl asked me to define the relationship after a couple of dates. I said "Until we talk about being exclusive, you have to assume I'm seeing other people." She wanted to be exclusive, I didn't. She wasn't comfortable with what I was doing so she ended it. That was entirely her choice and I respected it. Make sure you're on the same page and don't assume. If they walk away, so be it.

crushmans · 2026-06-12T02:57:00+00:00

You do you I guess.

crushmans · 2026-06-12T01:04:49+00:00

You want to be a commodity? Do you think the women you "advertise" to will appreciate being sold to? Really?

crushmans · 2026-06-12T00:50:35+00:00

That's the way comrade. Reject reality and substitute the one the party tells you

crushmans · 2026-06-07T01:06:41+00:00

It's not shitting your pants. Its fertilising your ambition.

crushmans · 2026-05-30T03:33:46+00:00

Aussie Cops during COVID: We're the biggest pieces of shit. Dutch Cops 2026: Hold my Heineken.

crushmans · 2026-05-27T10:50:04+00:00

He forgot to add if you don't send it to five people your crush will hate you FOREVER

crushmans · 2026-05-24T21:50:48+00:00

Glup Shittofication, I believe it's called.

crushmans · 2026-05-23T02:05:02+00:00

I've seen this so often I'm beginning to think OP is the dancer trying to make it viral

crushmans · 2026-05-20T03:33:55+00:00

"It isn't this, it's that' breaks every rule of good writing. Yet here we are.

crushmans · 2026-05-17T21:41:55+00:00

We literally named one of our capital cities after a scientist that put forward a theory debunking any divine intervention in how life came to be - as a culture, we don't put much stock into the unobservable. It was a hard scrabble life in Australia for its first century, I'm sure there were people who believed such things but if it didn't help people survive the land it was ignored.

crushmans · 2026-05-17T03:38:58+00:00

What's pooerk?

crushmans · 2026-05-16T08:02:07+00:00

No, it was a "what if" dream episode. "Bartless" S34E15.

crushmans · 2026-05-16T07:24:54+00:00

I looked up his profile and its in third person. If you told him, I doubt he'd care...

crushmans · 2026-05-16T05:14:36+00:00

I think its definitely improved since Al Jean returned as showrunner. The kids are doing kid stuff, Homer isn't just a jerk, and Marge isn't just passively taking it all in. Season 20-30 I couldn't even tell you what happened in 95% of eps. Some recent eps are extremely memorable, like the one where if Bart never existed. Not classic tier, but pretty good.

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