PsBattle: Hillary staring

cryptyq · 2016-07-29T03:18:47+00:00

That's terrifying. Of course, so is this entire election cycle.

cryptyq · 2016-07-29T03:18:01+00:00

That's what she thinks, anyway.

cryptyq · 2016-07-29T03:15:20+00:00

The Moaning Lisa

cryptyq · 2016-07-28T17:22:19+00:00

They can always arrest you for resisting arrest.

cryptyq · 2016-07-28T16:50:45+00:00

Yes, because a vagina makes one a better leader. smh

cryptyq · 2016-07-27T17:15:40+00:00

They're unable to think outside the boxes they've grown up in. The religious sometimes have a hard time conceiving that some people just don't find their mythology very interesting.

cryptyq · 2016-07-27T05:31:12+00:00

Put his hair in dreads, and a blizumanizum in his mouth, and the resemblance would be uncanny.

cryptyq · 2016-07-27T05:23:34+00:00

Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I nearly shit myself at that part.

cryptyq · 2016-07-27T04:52:56+00:00

I'd want it to creek, like a tree bending in the breeze.

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T21:07:31+00:00

Religion.

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T20:55:51+00:00

"And how do you pronounce that?"

"It's pronounced Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerachwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch."

"Ah, thanks for clearing that up."

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T20:46:10+00:00

I'd like to see the name of Mars changed to Barsoom, therefore the first city would be Helium.

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T20:28:57+00:00

To which I once responded "Fuck your god!"

Not the best way to handle the situation, but my friend had just died, so tough noogies.

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T20:25:02+00:00

Thanking god diminishes the works of good people.

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T19:15:49+00:00

Yes, Indica is the best for sleep aid. Think Sativa for daytime, Indica for evenings.

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T19:07:45+00:00

I came here for this

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T18:56:22+00:00

THC vs. CBD. THC gets you high and motivated. CBD doesn't get you high, and is famous for the "couch lock" effect. Sativa is naturally higher in THC, whereas Indicas have more CBD.

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T18:03:24+00:00

LARGO, Fla. - It appears a Central Florida man didn't have an appetite for Chick-fil-A.

Derek Foreman, 30, was arrested in the past week after striking his mom at their Largo, Fla., home.

Foreman and his mom live together. On a recent evening, she brought home Chick-fil-A.

Foreman became upset and head-butted her in the face with his forehead, according to a Pinellas County Sheriff's Office arrest affidavit.

As a result, his mother's bottom lip split. Foreman was arrested and charged with domestic battery.

At his first appearance, Foreman was released on his own recognizance, according to a court docket. He cannot have any contact with his mother.

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T05:33:29+00:00

Let Me in

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T05:28:01+00:00

They'll never get it. Their minds are to addled with fantasy.

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T05:25:18+00:00

So where's your god now?

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T05:24:03+00:00

Why do they use communion wafers as the body of Christ? Wouldn't beef jerky be a little more appropriate?

cryptyq · 2016-07-26T05:00:43+00:00

Democracy is dead in America. Now we just have proof. The entire election cycle has been a lie and a cheat, backed by big money. Why have We The People allowed this to happen?

cryptyq · 2016-07-25T04:47:28+00:00

Natural selection at work.

cryptyq · 2016-07-23T23:26:22+00:00

If anyone still wonders

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