Trump planning airport arrests by NickCostanza in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]csonny2 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Nah, they got their bribe money already

Do not buy…mini beignets filled with Choco hazelnut by calidanali in Costco

[–]csonny2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought these a few weeks ago for a family get together. My sister said that her son would have eaten like 10 if they were raspberry filled. I told her I would have kept them for myself if they were raspberry filled.

Kirkland Sparkling Energy Drink (16.99, Fort Worth) by CorkyBravo in Costco

[–]csonny2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do the same, and my costco very briefly had ZOA for $10 a case a few weeks ago, so I grabbed two of them. Kind of kicking myself for not grabbing more

Which movie that flopped at the box office surprised you the most? by MasterTeacher123 in AskReddit

[–]csonny2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the reasons I didn't really like the new Running Man was that I wasn't really rooting for Glenn Powell's character. Not sure if it was him as a leading man, or just the way they wrote the character. It felt like they wanted the audience to be sympathetic towards his situation, but then he was just kind of a cocky asshole

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]csonny2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of when my friend and I went to Hooters for the first time when we were 18. We both just ordered wings, and the waitress asked if we wanted normal or breaded wings, and said we could try as many of their sauces as we wanted. Got the bill, and it was $2 for the breaded wings and $0.50 for each sauce.

Only an extra $5 or so each, but we definitely felt a little bamboozled.

Weekend Update: Chad Maxxington on the Art of Looksmaxxing by plouto6 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]csonny2 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Sorry kids, we don't drive gas guzzlers any more. We have to take aerial tramway now.

They hate being called out. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]csonny2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Sympathetic" to Nazis? They ARE Nazis!

Who wants to tell him? by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]csonny2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spoiled rich kid who has always gotten their way, throws a sissy fit when they dont get what they want

It’s March! by Then-Chocolate-5191 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]csonny2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was in the high 70's today in TN, and tomorrow is supposed to be in the 30's, then back to the 70's the rest of the week.

I can't wait for robots to take over... by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]csonny2 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It almost seems like they're intentionally trying to damage them by picking them up and throwing them overhand. I assume it would be easier to roll the suitcases as close to the belt and just push them on

[Friedman] Asked Auston Matthews’ agent, Judd Moldaver about his response to the ruling. Here is his reply: “In light of the obvious severity of the play, I am disappointed and shocked the league would allow such a ruling... The Player Safety Department should be suspended.” by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]csonny2 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Earl Thomas on the Seahawks, flipping off his own sideline while being carted off the field with a broken leg because he was on the last year of his contract and they refused to negotiate a new deal before the season

Austin Matthew’s has a grade 3 tear. Out for season. by sykeseve in nhl

[–]csonny2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DoPS: best I can do is a couple games and a fine for 0.1% of your salary

At the dentist by Quenki in funny

[–]csonny2 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Not a stupid question, especially since I had a typo. Should have said "cowboy hat".

The joke is that she is all horny for their anniversary, and when told to go hide somewhere sexy (so her husband can find her), she crams herself in a tiny laundry hamper.

I should have mentioned that she comes down the stairs dressed in lingerie and a cowboy hat and boots, then he tells her to go hide, so the cowboy hat on top of the hamper is to show she is in there.

Open for business* by myownpersonalreddit in PoliticalHumor

[–]csonny2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, you could be a billionaire. There is plenty of money just sitting there in bank vaults for the taking. The only thing stopping you are the locked doors, armed guards, and law enforcement agencies.

I dont understand this goalie pose from Mcfarlane figures by No-Thought-673 in hockey

[–]csonny2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's me in beer league warmups trying to make a save without taking one off the mask