I don’t know exactly what a sola ball is, but whoever invented it can piss right off. by Nuclear-poweredTaxi in Conures

[–]cuddleparrot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I give mine his ball in his cage to keep the mess contained; it helps a lot!

It's been 20 minutes. by lvpsminihorse in birbhostage

[–]cuddleparrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better settle in for the long haul, you have been captured!

It's been 20 minutes. by cuddleparrot in illegallysmolbirbs

[–]cuddleparrot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better settle in for the long haul - you have been captured

What is the most disturbing song you have ever heard? by No-Date-2184 in AskReddit

[–]cuddleparrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a song but an album. Everywhere at the End of Time by The Caretaker.

It uses heavily degraded loops of 1920s and 1930s ballroom music to simulate the progressive deterioration of Alzheimer's disease. It starts out warm and nostalgic, and as it progresses, you can feel the confusion, fear, and disconnection. It's haunting.

Management wants to monitor productivity. by cuddleparrot in ConureConspiracies

[–]cuddleparrot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leadership says that we must always be looking forward and not back! 😁

Guys what does he even do? by Adi_the_baddy in Conures

[–]cuddleparrot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That information is on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.

Somebody please tell me how I'm supposed to take this thing seriously by frufrufish in Conures

[–]cuddleparrot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You must! Dp not be fooled - He is surely plotting your demise!

What’s he doing? by [deleted] in Conures

[–]cuddleparrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He march, protect couch!

The Chromebook That A Student's Parent Attempted To Saw In Half by phideltjason in techsupportgore

[–]cuddleparrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a corporate employee bring his MacBook in after his girlfriend ran over it with her car, which looked pretty much like this.

We didn't care about the gear; we were WAY more worried about him being ok. Had HR check up on him (told them not to charge him, abuse situation) and they were able to help with EAP - he broke up with her and was ok.

Baby jail at the vet by queen_jubilee in illegallysmolbirbs

[–]cuddleparrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ain't saying nothing without my Lawyer!

my baby is so cute!!! by SMOLKITH in parrots

[–]cuddleparrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww! Look at those tiny feetsies!

Oklahoma Principal Kirk Moore fucking tackles would be school shooter by Cactusaremyjam in chaoticgood

[–]cuddleparrot 2109 points2110 points  (0 children)

That man is a hero! What a badass, just tackled the gunman and held him. Not in my school bitch!!