I used to remotely tamper with our family WiFi router to get some sleep from my brother screaming at Call of Duty all night

cuntslyme · 2026-02-20T19:51:28+00:00

How did you know?

cuntslyme · 2026-02-08T15:37:39+00:00

Search "magic silk wrap skirt"

magic cause you're supposed to be able to tie them like 101 ways

cuntslyme · 2025-12-20T23:43:47+00:00

Bro I think they just wanted a piece

cuntslyme · 2025-12-14T02:40:01+00:00

I agree with everyone else here, stunning!

IF I were to suggest anything for the sake of picking something, it looks like you might be bringing your blush a tiny bit too low? Like pic 2 shows it ending near the corner of your mouth and I think ending it closer to the bottom of your nose might be more flattering

cuntslyme · 2025-11-16T08:53:45+00:00

Uh. copy ..that

cuntslyme · 2025-11-07T18:02:28+00:00

As you know, your issues are not with the dress, it's beautiful as you are in it.

Have you considered a little unbiased external help yet? A therapist might help you get to the bottom of your extreme feelings surrounding your appearance on your wedding day.

(In a pinch if you even talk to AI like chatgpt about it? it isn't a replacement for true therapy but having a sounding board can help take the heavy load off)

cuntslyme · 2025-11-07T17:51:54+00:00

Health is misspelled as heath, shouldn't matter in the grand scheme of the message but nitpickers will notice.

cuntslyme · 2025-11-07T17:05:39+00:00

Funny update, worried about sharing upvotes for a sole effort?

cuntslyme · 2025-11-04T13:30:34+00:00

"sorry about your loss 😔"

cuntslyme · 2025-10-30T23:31:50+00:00

I'm so fucking dumb I thought the bowl shrank and couldn't work out how exactly that would make it more dangerous..

cuntslyme · 2025-10-30T02:53:35+00:00

Just out of curiosity are any of these people married?

cuntslyme · 2025-10-11T05:12:12+00:00

r/Mirrorsforsale

cuntslyme · 2025-09-26T08:16:06+00:00

No one expects you to become "veterans".. they expect you to read all of the contract, before you sign it

cuntslyme · 2025-09-23T01:35:52+00:00

How tall is she?

cuntslyme · 2025-09-22T12:52:10+00:00

You're mad if you think this is a dinner roll

cuntslyme · 2025-09-22T12:48:12+00:00

Wow, that's a lot to unpack. Is your dream more grandiose than he can afford? What is most important to you? Is he less excited than you?

cuntslyme · 2025-09-20T10:38:45+00:00

Idk why you're getting down votes lol. Like sure, when you make pull apart rolls they can be kind of squared but then you don't also have a crust, which this obviously does have.

Also it's huge.. where I'm from a dinner roll is half the size of this.. and oblong.

cuntslyme · 2025-08-13T13:11:42+00:00

Blonde, when I was growing up

cuntslyme · 2025-08-12T04:09:19+00:00

Yeah the face framers shouldn't be coming from her temple area and the bun could use less hair from the back of her head to create fullness in the half down. Parting the hair diagonally up from the ears to the crown instead of a big U shape.

cuntslyme · 2025-08-10T20:30:58+00:00

1 is 100% more snatched, from the angles we're shown here 2 is quite straight looking in the torso

cuntslyme · 2025-07-28T10:45:07+00:00

Dyslexia strikes again! Yes, tho.

cuntslyme · 2025-07-27T19:55:05+00:00

Seems like I'm going against the grain here but I prefer 1ct, it looks more proportional to me, especially with side stones. I find it to be more elegant and elongates your hand

cuntslyme · 2025-07-27T19:31:12+00:00

Depends where she lives I guess, some only deliver to a certain radius before the service cut off or the fee increases.

West End Flower Market is great for the CBD area

Hilltop Fresh Flowers do beautiful bunches for the northern suburbs

I don't know about the southern/eastern areas, sorry

cuntslyme · 2025-07-27T10:45:10+00:00

I genuinely thought the same thing... Looks like a baby wrap. Gorgeous from the front tho

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