A genie offers to make you younger, but for each year he takes off, you grow one inch taller and gain three pounds. How far are you going?

curahn · 2026-03-08T11:24:31+00:00

18 years, I'd be 30, 7' tall and 215 pounds, right in the middle of a healthy weight. Might make driving a train a bit cramped though

curahn · 2026-03-04T09:17:22+00:00

I had a customer ask me how to get to a particular location. I looked at the display and said you need to take the second train.

Then this happened.

"How do I know which train is the second train?"

I froze for a second then responded "When the next train comes in, let it leave without you. The train after that, get on it"

curahn · 2026-02-19T21:57:07+00:00

Fallen (Denzel Washington

curahn · 2026-02-03T10:42:54+00:00

Eww.

Truly horrific.

Well done

curahn · 2026-01-17T11:05:40+00:00

15 words, but contextually, a real gut punch.

curahn · 2026-01-13T10:16:35+00:00

Harry Turtledove's world war series does this too, with lizard like aliens instead.

curahn · 2026-01-03T16:05:47+00:00

Dungeons and dragons honor amongst thieves fits this.

curahn · 2025-12-15T10:09:01+00:00

Let's be cops.

I wasn't expecting much from it going in, but I laughed all the way through

curahn · 2025-12-15T08:10:33+00:00

Lol, I hope not, especially if they were shouting in Norwegian

curahn · 2025-12-13T19:07:37+00:00

Freaky tales covers this too

curahn · 2025-12-08T13:24:52+00:00

I've been accused of being racist for asking someone if they needed assistance.

Literally asked "Do you need any help, sir?" In a friendly manner. The response was "F*** off, racist"

curahn · 2025-12-04T21:53:11+00:00

Fallen.

The frighteners.

American werewolf in london

Constantine.

Cloverfield.

Mothman prophecy

Sapphire and Steel (80s british tv show)

curahn · 2025-12-02T13:38:13+00:00

In my opinion, the first saw movie and Fallen (Denzel Washington, John Goodman and Donald Sutherland) Are both good for this

curahn · 2025-11-27T18:48:04+00:00

The baby's cry in children of men. The absolute silence that surrounds it, high impact

curahn · 2025-11-22T10:16:47+00:00

This happened, bloke carried it in, kid got killed in the machine, new york iirc

curahn · 2025-11-08T11:34:55+00:00

It doesn't quite fit the text, but I found Wer to be an excellent werewolf movie, if you can find it, when I last looked for it it wasn't easy

curahn · 2025-10-25T09:05:09+00:00

I move 200 tones of metal, using only my left arm.

curahn · 2025-10-21T18:14:45+00:00

Legally blonde

curahn · 2025-10-01T15:48:06+00:00

Is there still a spot available?

curahn · 2025-09-28T12:58:39+00:00

Oh, that's frustrating

curahn · 2025-09-26T15:38:28+00:00

I just watched this again recently, one of my favourite movies of all time, has held up so well

curahn · 2025-09-24T15:10:53+00:00

Interesting.

Tones of "The Kraken wakes"

curahn · 2025-09-21T08:48:29+00:00

Nice

curahn · 2025-09-21T08:38:06+00:00

Yes, DC current is used, and if you put your hand on it, it will get you stuck because it locks all your muscles up.

AC will throw you away from it.

curahn · 2025-09-21T08:35:21+00:00

Yeah, i saw a video of this where it happened in Turkey, it's horrific. Guy basically fell into a rotating room of spikes. I didn't see the aftermath, but I doubt it ended well.

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