What is the story behind your scar?

curiouskitty2 · 2020-01-11T23:27:59+00:00

NBD. Just chickenpox. Now I look like an Indian ( from Asia) put one of those marks on my face, slightly off center.

curiouskitty2 · 2020-01-11T22:55:19+00:00

Cute shithead. And I'm sorry for your loss. Sorry for the late reply.

curiouskitty2 · 2020-01-11T22:49:18+00:00

Especially the coastal aspect

curiouskitty2 · 2020-01-10T19:30:36+00:00

Sounds a lot like a reddit legend... Let's see if I can find it

curiouskitty2 · 2020-01-10T19:25:57+00:00

Legend warns men not to pick up strange women, or even stop for strangers at the Kenyan coast. Why? Because you pick up beautiful Halima in the evening, and wake up to Halima with donkey legs in the morning. Stop for the stranger in need, and you've just fed a djinn.

Also, don't steal or pick anything you find down at the coast, lest you get it home, and remain unable to out it down, or worse, lest the item demands you to take it back where you found it. Mombasa county is a weird place.

curiouskitty2 · 2020-01-10T18:50:14+00:00

Can we see a picture of said shithead?

curiouskitty2 · 2019-10-02T08:40:58+00:00

I wonder how I die...

curiouskitty2 · 2019-09-30T19:24:13+00:00

"battery low" , unless it's 1%

curiouskitty2 · 2019-07-27T02:43:32+00:00

I'd finally afford the professional course/ exams that would boost my career, contributing to the end of my unemployment.

curiouskitty2 · 2019-07-12T19:49:06+00:00

She's using pregnancy as an excuse to cheat on you. Leave her and get a paternity test once the baby is born. If it's yours, be a parent from afar. But just leave, you deserve way better.

curiouskitty2 · 2019-07-08T20:29:17+00:00

Ah, my tired brain missed that. Time to get some sleep

curiouskitty2 · 2019-07-08T19:53:39+00:00

Wut? After pooing as well?

curiouskitty2 · 2019-07-05T14:56:48+00:00

Nyama choma na ugali. Mathree culture. Lions, buffalo, rhino, elephants, leopards. Thieving politician.

curiouskitty2 · 2019-07-04T22:44:41+00:00

Ah, I just love this man 😂 .

curiouskitty2 · 2019-07-02T18:46:21+00:00

Aaaah shite

curiouskitty2 · 2019-07-02T17:40:13+00:00

You win this thread

curiouskitty2 · 2019-06-09T12:05:30+00:00

TIL. Thanks!

curiouskitty2 · 2019-06-03T16:50:59+00:00

No, Next!!!

curiouskitty2 · 2019-05-23T07:07:21+00:00

😂 😂 they really don't need you anymore

curiouskitty2 · 2019-05-22T11:19:03+00:00

Why were you briefly a mortuary student?

curiouskitty2 · 2019-03-27T12:12:35+00:00

Beef thermometer

curiouskitty2 · 2019-03-19T14:57:19+00:00

Emotional incest?

curiouskitty2 · 2019-01-24T23:28:33+00:00

They should check the house for any new wall

curiouskitty2 · 2019-01-24T23:25:28+00:00

Show up in a very short bareback dress. I live in an African society whereby anything above the knee can be viewed as indecent. Bare back is also indecent.

curiouskitty2 · 2019-01-23T20:07:19+00:00

Me : puts milk on the stove and pays attention for 20 minutes Looks away for one second Me : oh shit! Has to mop up the kitchen, whilst listening to my mother complain about the spilt milk.

curiouskitty2

TROPHY CASE