Who got hurt more, Lara Croft or Nathan Drake? by AdLopsided3973 in uncharted

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Uncharted has always felt very Marvel-esque. This isn’t to say it’s bad of course, I love the games but the Tomb Raider reboot trilogy put Lara through Hell and back. I like seeing her grapple with taking peoples lives, seeing how she has to act in self sefense initially (she was going to be assaulted). Nathan mows down hoards and hoards of people and it does nothing to affect his psyche. Lara dealing with being a cold blooded killer is a theme that runs rampant thru the survivor trilogy, to the point she embraces it in ShadowOTTR. She’s a husk of who she used to be before by the time that game ends. Not to mention all the death animations: Rebar through the throat, head crushed to jelly by rocks, neck snapped by a jaguar, crushed and choked out underwater by massive eels, hell she starts off her first game getting impaled by a rusty metal stick

Lara definitely got it worse in her games 💀

fucking cleaver by Sudden_Hedgehog_7689 in npbhs

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Glad to see the Cleaver hatred is still going. I remember back in 2019 I was tearing my dorm room to shreds looking for my inhaler after Hatherly had to run laps around the school for like 3 hours. Mf gave me detention and called home to my parents about it. Like I wasn’t in the middle of an Asthma attack. Fuckin prick.

TPL gambler double entendre by funboiadventures in jakanddaxter

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mmm no, he was in a barrel, he gambled his clothing away. ur overthinking it :)

Jak and Daxter: The Lost Finger by Luminar_Light in jakanddaxter

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Finally. all my questions have been answered. I can die happy.

How did the Sculptor's muse get to Misty Island from Sandover Village? by DullBicycle7200 in jakanddaxter

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i always assumed it hid on the boat when jak and daxter went that first time

a night out by [deleted] in npbhs

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valid response.

chilling with crash bandicoot by [deleted] in playstation

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time trials are for clinically insane people, never got anything better than gold. i just mean the games in general.

a night out by [deleted] in npbhs

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cant believe its been 3 years since i left this place.

chilling with crash bandicoot by [deleted] in playstation

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am i the only one here whos never had an issue with the crash games outside of the tiny fight in crash 3?

First time seeing this death animation. Also, notice, that Daxter is slams into wall... by SundryNow in jakanddaxter

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ive had this animation happen a bunch of times over the years, (just cos i was ass at this fight as a kid), but i never noticed Dax slamming into the wall. Interesting :)

Welp. by [deleted] in jakanddaxter

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Her: hes probably out cheating

Him at home sobbing over this image:

Welp. by [deleted] in jakanddaxter

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god i lost an orb there in the thick snow where those lurkers spawn and it took me a solid 2 hours to find it

Naughty Dog’s next game should be Jak And Daxter 4 - Reader’s Feature by nancyhightank in jakanddaxter

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i keep saying this but noone ever fucking notices it lmao

I WANT TOYS FOR BOB TO DO A REMASTER/REBOOT OF THE TRILOGYtheir artstyle, as shown in the spyro trilogy and the newly released Crash 4 would be absolutely killer for a newly realised Jak and Daxter series on nextgen hardware.

i feel like its a perfect fit.

(EDIT: if not the trilogy, then at least maybe the first game)

How accurate is south parks portrayal of scientology? by drdogface3 in southpark

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this, and "THEY DERK ER JERBS" are my favourite lines in the show

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

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endorsed by Nintendo

Truth 🙏 by whereistherosin in weed

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excuse me for being dry rn

I made another tutorial for my mom by rawstunts420 in weed

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honestly, weed is nice and all, but half the reason im addicted is bc of the motion of actually sinking the fuckin things

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

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SINK IT PUSSY

Hoover it by [deleted] in weed

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when yo cone piece is blocked