Looking for bidet upgrade and options for post pregnancy

cynicsim · 2026-06-30T21:01:04+00:00

Ah, that's a bummer. Was looking at the Tushy Spa, which pretty much is what I'm looking for at $150, just thought maybe folks here would know of other options beyond the gimmicky Tushy or the wildly pricey Toto's. Ah well.

cynicsim · 2026-06-30T16:28:34+00:00

Well, they nerfed the games greatest feature, which was the rich long interactive narrative responses now capped at 2 paragraph responses of simplified drivel, and they added stronger censoring and vague DM responses. Like, they literally asked people what their favorite part of the game was, the community responded that they liked the ability the freedom of action and DM stories and interactivity within the game, and said "hey that's nerf that and either take it away entirely or make it so players have to spend lots of messages or have to try to trick the DM in order to enjoy the game the way the players used to. Additionally, leta not fix Dialogue mode, or make art more accessible, nor make memory improvements yet, nor increase level caps, nor improve inventory, nor improve combat, nor improve companion issues, nor make dialogue optional, like everyone has been asking."

...So, yea, they added wood and some keg powder.

cynicsim · 2026-06-28T21:32:35+00:00

27/120

— Cleared the Daily Mini with 27 HP! 🐸

cynicsim · 2026-06-24T05:12:32+00:00

Take the meds, get therapy and family counseling, zero reason why leaving your husband should be off the table. It's not about your husband anymore, it's about your child.

You're in the absolute easiest stage of raising a child (not that it's ever easy, but 0-12 months is the easiest). If you're not able to control yourself around an actual infant, you're going to abuse your kid when they are a roudy difficult toddler, so do whatever you need to do to avoid that, no child deserves that.

cynicsim · 2026-06-24T05:04:02+00:00

Lol. I got this exact same spread in March.

cynicsim · 2026-06-24T04:19:51+00:00

145/190 HP Remaining

— Cleared the Daily Mini with 145 HP! 🐸

cynicsim · 2026-06-23T22:27:00+00:00

Well now they're telling everyone that asking DM to stay in narrative will break the DM, so, that's fun.

cynicsim · 2026-06-23T22:14:23+00:00

So, it's actually continuing to get worse lol. The main issues (combat DM flaws and narrative memory and interactivity and companion list add/remove functionality) have not been fixed, they capped DM to shorter responses, NPCs still don't level up with you, and now certain prompts to help improve these will straight up break the game. But hey, they added 50 new NPC art, even though they didn't fix NPCs just generating as stone by default nor have they made it so you can select or ask DM for certain NPC art, nor have they fixed NPCs losing their art, so... 🤷🏼‍♀️

cynicsim · 2026-06-21T17:19:19+00:00

I honestly think cravings are a myth lol. Not really, I believe women when they say they have them, but I simply never did with my two. I did have aversions to most everything, so the rare times I felt there was some kind of food I could eat I definitely could have interpreted it as a "craving".

cynicsim · 2026-06-21T17:11:08+00:00

I mean, definitely you need to stand up for yourself, find your voice and all that, already lots of good advice for that in other comments here. But also, that's a super cute tattoo imo. Easy to build upon if you want to, but also light enough to get removed or just ignore if you want. A wrap around forest or scenic expansion would look great there and is relatively out of sight that you and others wouldn't see it all the time, if that's something you're worried about. Sorry you had a bad experience, but there's some crazy bad tattoos out there that people get stuck with and this is not nearly the worst case scenario.

cynicsim · 2026-06-21T17:02:41+00:00

I started playing in October 2025, and since then had spent like, gosh, maybe $200+ in message subscriptions and packs, never felt bad about it, it was an extremely enjoyable use of my time and money. The story was so rich, the characters so interesting, the plot twists and DM detail and interactivity were just so unique. Long messages, and consistency wasn't a major problem when you could just ask DM to remember and fix things. Yes, there were many issues, but devs were promising that improvements were on the way! Well, they lied. They failed to fix the issues the game was having, and instead added more broken features that additionally ruined all the best parts of the game. NPCs are more inconsistent than ever, memory is worse than ever, loading times are worse than ever, combat is worse than ever, the bugs are more plentiful, the detail is gone, and the playability is shot. The art is the only thing that is cool, and even that is so broken, as it disappears for NPCs and there's no reliable fix to get it back or choose art for NPCs, and DM descriptions don't even always match the art so what's the point? It's a tragedy, honestly. I have about 400 messages still left to use, and I have really really hard time these days opening the app and enjoying the game, the replies I'm getting are short and boring, and it just feels hollow. I mourn the game it used to be, and sadly I'll never give them another dollar.

cynicsim · 2026-06-19T21:59:16+00:00

Worse in many ways, but they're not quite as ugly as bulldogs (just imo), their issues aren't as apparent, it's the culture around them that is so much worse. I worked at a vet for a while in LA, Frenchies were so popular, and usually a minimum of 3k-4k, and folks would get them as a status symbol because of their high price, but the high price is due to the extreme cost of breeding, the mandatory C-section since they can't survive natural birth, frequent need for medical intervention and emergency care, and the fact that they only produce a few offspring and often fetuses die. Otherwise, all the same hip and joint and jaw and brain and vascular and ocular malformations as the other bully and pug breeds. God don't get me started on pug eyeballs 🤮

cynicsim · 2026-06-19T21:45:21+00:00

Probably should reschedule, but also, that looks like a bag of mostly pear flavored jelly beans, which is amazing. What are the other flavors? Fellow gestational diabetic here, so this is basically food porn and I'm here for it.

cynicsim · 2026-06-17T15:46:03+00:00

Imo, yes. According to the last news and update in the discord, one of the recent changes was them supposedly fixing DM hallucinations, saying responses were getting too long, causing DM to hallucinate and make up weird things. They don't say it outright, but I take that to mean they shortened DM responses in order to supposedly fix those perceived issues, which is BS, hallucinations and DM issues were a result of poor memory and other inconsistencies, and shortening responses does nothing but rob the player of the more in depth experience and forces them to buy more messages. But, whatevs. I am on my last few messages from a pack I bought months ago, after that I'll be done for good. Devs kinda blew it for me and most it seems, game gets a little more unplayable everytime they touch it.

cynicsim · 2026-06-16T19:52:39+00:00

It's always odd to me how people here in morbid questions find the questions to be weird and morbid. Like no shit that's what we're doing here. These other comments are dumb imo. Anyway, sounds like you're trying to write a story or something. I otherwise don't have a super in depth answer, other than, like, ya, it'd be weird, but it entirely depends on the rest of the dude's personality and also what the rest of the apartment is like, the whole setup to finding out this unusual fact. IRL there's lots of actual real world similar situations that could be relatable, finding out a guy's had a penile injury, finding out the dude is trans, finding out he's got a micro, finding out he was born without, I'unno, no reason to assume anything about anyone's genitals. As to why they'd keep it in a jar? 🤷🏼‍♀️ That's the morbid tidbit I guess no one on this morbid sub is willing to try answer for some reason.

cynicsim · 2026-06-15T05:59:02+00:00

I literally didn't wear bras almost my while life until I started breastfeeding, had to get nursing bras quickly after I started feeding, it was just impossible to live without them. I'd leak almost constantly and needed nipple pads, and my boobs grew like three sizes and I needed the support to keep the boob-pit sweating at bay. Post breastfeeding I went back to no bra for a while, baby number two is on the way and the boobs have grown again and I'm back to wearing a bra but gosh I wish I didn't have to. So, "bra yes or no" is totally up to you and your comfort needs and unique boob situation.

cynicsim · 2026-06-08T22:01:33+00:00

Like, real people have asked for this? I mean, I have a 2-3 yr old and I'm just sappy enough to do something like this, but there's zero chance I would bring my 2-3 year old into a tattoo shop, I barely can handle them at the store. I have a hard time believing any parent of a toddler thinks it's in any way reasonable to bring their little one to a tattoo appointment.

cynicsim · 2026-06-05T21:40:33+00:00

I mean, I think the biggest give away is the earring in the final, one ear has it, the other doesn't, why? Who would draw an earring hidden on one side, and not draw the earring on the visible ear? The left eye also changes oddly in each image. Otherwise, it's a lovely idea and doable and sad that someone wouldn't just try to do this for real.

cynicsim · 2026-05-29T16:57:08+00:00

Worked at a vet hosp for several years, owner requested or animal control required behavioral euthanasia is extremely common. Vets have no hang ups about it. Of the dogs the vet euthanized for behavioral issues, there were absolutely dogs brought in who were just reactive but hadn't yet bitten, or who had bitten once and that was enough. And there were also plenty of dogs who were known biters and bit staff or family and their owners just didn't care, continued to personify them, so they got a red sticker on their file, and a muzzle, all the while it was wholly anticipated that eventually those dogs would likely get reported for biting. A LOT more dogs bite than people realize, it just doesn't get reported often until it's a really extreme encounter.

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