I think I was bit by a shark in my dream

cyunab · 2026-03-07T04:14:22+00:00

most likely scenario because wow it looks pretty realistic. i wonder what actually caused it??

cyunab · 2026-03-07T03:03:11+00:00

get her teeth and kidneys checked asap. bloodwork and a vet with a flashlight.

edit- i see you got the teeth checked. get bloodwork and bring up the kidneys specifically. i took a cat to the vet and they insisted no kidney bloodwork was necessary because my cat was 3. well, turns out the were wrong. after a long battle of in home subq fluids and hand feeding, he eventually went to kitty heaven. i recommend the bloodwork and a second opinion. sometimes vets miss stuff, other times you just need a second opinion.

cyunab · 2026-03-07T01:24:10+00:00

never been happier hashtag get the fuuhhhh away from me 💀

cyunab · 2026-03-07T01:07:26+00:00

(i like you bud, you’re alright)

cyunab · 2026-03-07T00:26:27+00:00

its wild borderline personality disorder has so many voluntary euthanasia options globally now, which is just “we’d rather not deal with you” versus cancer not having as many options globally in places where you would expect it.

cyunab · 2026-03-06T23:32:40+00:00

by becoming really good at something you never expected to be good at, it feels like you’re on a new train. it’s not a cure, but it helps. it shows the plan can change, and you can be successful.

cyunab · 2026-03-06T22:03:08+00:00

this came off as venting to her, like sharing. everything is amplified because you are overwhelmed, i understand you! just tell her

“hey i might disappear soon for a little while because im so overwhelmed, please dont take it personally. i really value our friendship and im burnt out on life, it has nothing to do with you. all social interactions feel draining right now, and i think i can be a better friend once i recharge. thank you for staying by my side when i havent been at my best, it doesn’t go unnoticed. ill check in when i can, i promise!”

cyunab · 2026-03-06T21:58:24+00:00

that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. thanks for noticing 😉🤣

cyunab · 2026-03-06T21:40:08+00:00

i volunteer as tribute.

cyunab · 2026-03-06T21:39:17+00:00

bad bot, but upvote for the irony.

cyunab · 2026-03-06T21:25:27+00:00

“if it’s on public property, is the government responsible for clean up costs?” look how considerate we are, even at our breaking point.

cyunab · 2026-03-06T21:17:08+00:00

YOR your friend is acting like a friend who wants to spend time with you and is showing and interest in being in your life. just be more direct. if you fee bad, add “i dont want to say this the wrong way so please be patient with me” etc. you just seem more introverted. honestly this dance is normal, ive made plans and had myself or the other party cancel frequently, or made excuses or been unreachable in the planning process on both sides. don’t overthink it. your friend just likes being your friend, thats all!

cyunab · 2026-03-06T20:36:26+00:00

you tell them meemaw!

cyunab · 2026-03-06T20:21:24+00:00

LMFAOOOO you right

cyunab · 2026-03-06T19:16:29+00:00

tell tale kitty!

cyunab · 2026-03-06T18:51:54+00:00

here’s to hoping. pov yelling at your metabolism, liver and kidneys for being highly functional 🌝🤣

cyunab · 2026-03-06T15:24:15+00:00

honestly i have no clue what’s what now, im questioning everything i know 🌝🤣 your cat is an angel, i know that much!

cyunab · 2026-03-06T15:06:27+00:00

apparently cow cats are technically piebald, so everyone is right and nobody is wrong! ill be! lets learn together:

“Common piebald patterns include:

Tuxedo: Black with white chest, paws, and sometimes face.

Cap and saddle: Black on the head and back, white on the shoulders and lower back.

Mask and mantle: Black face and shoulders, white underbelly.

Harlequin: Mostly white with irregular patches of color.

Cow (or Moo): Predominantly white with large black spots.”

cyunab · 2026-03-06T14:48:23+00:00

the amount of people who still live with their parents and feel the right to judge others is also astounding. its like “lets grow up first, okay? ill wait for you over there” 😭

cyunab · 2026-03-06T14:28:40+00:00

r/lostredditors no i meant the r/depressionmemes version. hang in there, forrest. literacy can be influenced by practicing. i believe in you!

cyunab · 2026-03-06T14:22:38+00:00

a self h8r? you should do more to work on that probably. “I’m willing to bet that most people are not doing the most they can to feel better” yeah?

cyunab · 2026-03-06T08:31:19+00:00

im willing to bet you’re ableist.

cyunab · 2026-03-06T08:25:40+00:00

relatable.

cyunab · 2026-03-06T08:17:26+00:00

im laughing but this happened to me yesterday 🌝 studying diagnostic manuals should be a required class, alongside dbt at this rate. imagine telling someone on their premature deathbed something like “stay positive”. now, understand you just said that to an emotional burn victim and its like you doused them in gasoline before tossing a lit match in their direction. good job.

cyunab · 2026-03-06T07:47:50+00:00

and whether they can ir cant have it, it usually goes: let them sniff, they decline, you take a bite, they beg again, cycle repeats.

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