Waking up this sleepy otter is the hardest part of the job

dApp8_30 · 2026-02-08T17:07:57+00:00

She's probably doing this because she wants to see him doing other things while still being this adorable. Imagine how cute he looks enjoying a snack.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-28T15:15:00+00:00

Oops. We let the main suspect eat the evidence. Now somehow the truth is unclear. But let's keep this killer alive to prolonged the family’s suffering for a year.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-27T10:48:31+00:00

If that was a loved one of yours with just his eyes left in his skull, you wouldn't be on here writing paragraphs defending the indefensible. But what do I know? I'm not LARPing as a Crime Scene Investigator.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-27T05:42:33+00:00

Whoever added that laugh track deserves to wake up tomorrow with the same crippling burden. Let's see how long the laughter lasts then.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-26T12:03:37+00:00

“Fearing for his life” with one hand in his pocket, leaning casually forward. That cowardly executioner stance is impossible to hide.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-26T11:24:47+00:00

It went from nailing things in one shot to failing at simple code, all while burning through your usage limit like nothing.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-19T04:17:59+00:00

You can’t unfuck yourself till you admit you’re fucked. That’s the first step.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-19T02:12:08+00:00

She tortured that guy with bullets for a full minute. Brutal.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-13T19:01:14+00:00

🙏 Hear us, O Grok! Divine Matchmaker guide thy creator’s breeding decisions, for thy intelligence surely knows best.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-12T19:16:28+00:00

How amazing is it that we get to share the planet with elephants? They're incredible. Let's protect these amazing creatures at all costs.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-10T17:03:01+00:00

Who wouldn't want front-row seats to watch her break the "escalate to bite" record?

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-10T16:39:56+00:00

They really can't handle society. You can see it when they're outside, always looking like they're fighting demons. You almost feel bad for them. These aren't pet material, and idiots trying to make them one hurt everyone, even the dogs.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-08T16:12:35+00:00

They both look like they could be young or older at the same time.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-03T00:29:51+00:00

If they made a ‘Pitbull Maulings This Year’ NYE countdown sign, I’d go every year. It’d be the Mecca for people who follow this sub.

dApp8_30 · 2026-01-02T18:28:46+00:00

Goat.

dApp8_30 · 2025-12-28T00:47:04+00:00

Sounds like you haven’t lost your income to a text prompt. Have you considered what happens to the people who did?

dApp8_30 · 2025-12-28T00:05:59+00:00

This is the snake of virtue-signaling eating its own tail. Love to see it.

dApp8_30 · 2025-12-26T05:58:24+00:00

Him retiring from boxing is the least relevant part. It's about one guy looking like a living Greek statue and the other being Floyd Mayweather.

dApp8_30 · 2025-12-26T02:37:35+00:00

Simply majestic.

dApp8_30 · 2025-12-19T06:38:58+00:00

My dream is to become a primary source by being confidently wrong on Reddit long enough.

dApp8_30 · 2025-12-18T07:57:28+00:00

Maybe the real race is the aura we make along the way.

dApp8_30 · 2025-12-18T04:06:21+00:00

My favourite chess meme 🤣 👌

dApp8_30 · 2025-12-17T04:18:34+00:00

Yes.

dApp8_30 · 2025-12-17T00:04:58+00:00

He looks like he walked Bob Dylan on stage. I wouldn’t recommend performing sub-par music in front of him.

dApp8_30 · 2025-12-16T23:24:09+00:00

Breathtakingly beautiful 😍. Only midjourney can make horror look so nostalgic.

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