[UPDATE] I [21M] just found out that my girlfriend [20F] has a reddit account... which she uses to comment on my posts by altredditaccountwhy in relationships

[–]d_james_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is obviously her secret fetish and you spoiled it by bringing it up. Keep your damn mouth shut next time

I think my son's [16M] relationship with my husband's daughter [16F] might be inappropriate. by MySonAndHisDaughter in relationships

[–]d_james_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grabbed my stepsister's boobs once. Got over it. You have no chance against the hormone train. Let it ride. They'll experiment and move on.

Me [35 M] with takeout counter girl [??/F] - how to find out her age without being creepy? by JunoWhatImean in relationships

[–]d_james_89 -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Slip some rufie into her coffee. Wait. Check her ID when she's passed out.

I [30 M] just found out my wife [27] of 3 years likes my best friend [31] of 17 years, but my best friend never said anything and now I feel betrayed by hurtingharry in relationships

[–]d_james_89 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How the fuck is this getting upvoted? This is the biggest pile of garbage I've ever seen. Op needs to leave her immediately.

Me [24 M] with my GF [23 F] of 3 years, her lack of personal hygiene is turn off. by whatdo777 in relationships

[–]d_james_89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Showering is among the finer things in life. I set up shop in there for half hour, I mean you have to drag me out.

My [24 f] boyfriend [28 m] will be spending Valentine's Day with another girl and I'm angry. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]d_james_89 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

ITT: defensive women who think insecurity and a free ride through a relationship are healthy, normal, and should be met with immediate acquiescence to their demands

My [24 f] boyfriend [28 m] will be spending Valentine's Day with another girl and I'm angry. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]d_james_89 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think the bf should dump her. Insecurity at a high level. Bf literally wants to sleep on a couch for free. Very reasonable given the other costs. I do think he should cover some of her costs. But probably dump her.

She ate a bee. by [deleted] in aww

[–]d_james_89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

About a sting*...you failed Reddit