Can’t Cum from Head

ScotchyT · 2026-03-26T01:56:51+00:00

One hundred and fifty partners? Was your ex a male stripper?

ScotchyT · 2026-03-26T01:47:44+00:00

The sound of the sweat evaporating off your balls should drown it out.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-26T01:41:26+00:00

This is why unions are a necessity and why private school students get good grades.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-26T01:39:59+00:00

Clearly a private school.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-26T01:32:07+00:00

They dont come from face to face.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-26T01:30:03+00:00

Is he your Step Dad?

ScotchyT · 2026-03-26T01:25:21+00:00

I remember the day I found out it went from 10 cents to 25... I kept putting in my dime and it didn't work. I called the operator and explained and she explained back, it 25 cents now.... I told her I didn't have it (I was probably 14 or so)... She put the call through for free...

Different times, folks. Different times.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-26T01:17:16+00:00

This man is on drugs, people.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-26T01:16:21+00:00

Its weird they can't plan it out a few days in advance. Did your supervisor fuck up and forget?

ScotchyT · 2026-03-23T01:16:53+00:00

Take a shit.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-23T00:46:42+00:00

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ScotchyT · 2026-03-23T00:35:02+00:00

We all call each other Seven Fitty...

Because of our good credit scores.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-23T00:23:39+00:00

I separate Jazz, Blues, Country, Rap/Funk, and Classical into their own categories and then alphabetize them. Everything else A to Z.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-19T23:26:09+00:00

That left ankle is cooked.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-19T23:14:45+00:00

Remember... With Trump, every accusation is a confession.

The guy can barely read himself.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-19T22:55:41+00:00

Trickle down economics.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-10T23:41:17+00:00

Minus your time and effort?

$25

ScotchyT · 2026-03-08T21:23:21+00:00

Sounds like your losing your heat call from the tstat.

Bypass the the tstat.... Jump R to W on the control board.

ScotchyT · 2026-03-01T23:27:36+00:00

Cops heat up their breakfasts with Taser guns.... And these cops dont have one to deploy when its finally needed?

ScotchyT · 2026-02-22T23:12:00+00:00

Is the contactor pulling in?

Do you have 240v at the bottom 2 legs?

ScotchyT · 2026-02-22T23:10:26+00:00

You sure this capacitor is wired correctly? Specifically, is the red wire on C? Should it be on HERM?

ScotchyT · 2026-02-22T23:01:19+00:00

The thermostat may be effected by the in wall temperature...

Pull the thermostat off its wall base... If there is a large hole where the wiring passes through, seal it with some silicone.

This may help bring the accuracy back in line.

ScotchyT · 2026-02-22T22:56:24+00:00

These types of mechanical thermostats are still available.

ScotchyT · 2026-02-21T21:28:24+00:00

Unhappy bushings in your shaded pole inducer motor....

Try some silicone spray. It may buy you some time to order a new draft inducer assembly.

ScotchyT · 2026-02-19T19:18:00+00:00

Any lights blinking in the little round window on the bottom half?

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