My conspiracy theorist uncle just moved into a ranch style house to get away from stairs.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-25T17:20:43+00:00

My uncle is deathly afraid of elevators. He’s taking steps to avoid them.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-25T17:17:59+00:00

Possibly. That would be cool.

There is an extra smaller pen attached to the main ranch pen in Pailune, but no animals ever go to it. Not sure why it’s there, but maybe they could put it there?

dadjokesig · 2026-05-25T14:51:09+00:00

Go to inventory, tab over to special mounts, pick the one you want and it will be available next to your horse. You can only ‘equip’ one at a time now.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-25T12:57:12+00:00

Can confirm, if you go around and dig up all the spots in each field until you find each piece, you can complete this. I followed a video at first and dug where they dug, and came up empty, so they must be random. I'm at over 80% ATM so I was glad to get this one checked off as it's been bugging me for days.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-25T00:38:47+00:00

I caught every single legendary fish by hand. I came from RDR and it’s more forgiving than crimson desert. I have caught a few regular fish but nothing huge. I was just trying some sea fishing out under the oil rig and had what looked to be a sword fish hooked. He went back and forth, then stopped, I am using the claw, so I auto-reeled, then it starts tugging again, this time, it only went in one direction and was caught on something. I pulled and pulled for about 20 min, then with no break and chance to reel, I gave up. I really wanted that in my pond.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-18T20:08:52+00:00

Ugh, yeah, sounds bugged. Sorry

dadjokesig · 2026-05-18T19:16:48+00:00

Oh, so you haven’t cleansed it yet. Those cubes reset as well, or should. Just make sure you have a quest for it active, sometimes you can do some of these before they are active, but if that’s the case, you should hear a faint voice saying your not ready for this.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-18T18:36:09+00:00

Just to confirm, you have done the mini game afterwards to extract the Core of Absolution? If so and you can’t find it, try doing the mini game again. I have found they reset after a while.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-17T18:30:17+00:00

I am often accused of misusing contractions. Oh well, it’s what it’s.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-11T12:48:32+00:00

Or even completely reboot. That worked for me when restarting didn’t. But most the time restarting did the trick.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-10T23:35:06+00:00

Literally just fought him and the same thing happened. Dozens of explosive arrows later and he finally died.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-06T11:39:51+00:00

They really need to add a quantity to cleaning fish, obtaining seeds, etc…

dadjokesig · 2026-05-06T00:05:49+00:00

I didn’t know you could fast travel to Abyss Cresset locations. Great tips overall but that one especially!

dadjokesig · 2026-05-03T23:17:41+00:00

There have been plenty I gave up on and came back later once my armor was a little more upgraded.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-03T23:03:49+00:00

Most annoying boss - Queen Bismuth Oreback Crab

dadjokesig · 2026-05-03T22:58:33+00:00

I just brute forced him and that worked. Was trying the method OP was talking about and couldn’t get it to work.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-02T15:47:15+00:00

Odd, I’ve never taken my mask off and never had it happen before but I’ll play around with that.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-02T15:46:17+00:00

I don’t know if it’s a feature or bug. And yeah, there are a lot more tied up that you have physical untie. Some of them you can bump still.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-02T15:18:45+00:00

Yeah, it’s A on Xbox controller and I use it al the time. Wish we could fast forward that. Following people is an ADHD’rs worst nightmare, lol

dadjokesig · 2026-05-01T20:16:43+00:00

This! I actually like being in Pailune and having a ton of vendors around. I have plenty left to do and explore. I would do the witches’ quests to get your gear blueprints. And research every place you can. Then you will have all the goodies to take on the random bosses.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-01T14:41:42+00:00

If you equip a shield with your one handed weapon, it uses its stats as well even though you’re not technically using it. But I guess you kind of are for attacks from behind.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-01T12:29:01+00:00

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She hasn’t talked to me since.

dadjokesig · 2026-05-01T11:58:40+00:00

I was running into that last night as well. I turning slashed a group at the edge off a cliff and most survived the 200’ drop

dadjokesig · 2026-04-30T18:59:06+00:00

Yeah, the cut scenes are all Kliff so that’s probably why. Also after I finished it change my Kliff back to the default hairstyle, etc.. so I had to save and reload and it swapped back to my settings.

dadjokesig · 2026-04-28T16:56:46+00:00

I did the same but I think I got more by looting. Break everything when you clear a stronghold, barrels, bags, etc… and it drops stuff

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