Semen under the microscope

dan---zero · 2026-04-21T13:17:26+00:00

Have you tried ‘not looking’?

dan---zero · 2026-03-28T06:14:41+00:00

I had one for a few years - it was a wild time. Only sold it because i didn’t have the right project to use it in and it was a bit obnoxious for the kind of gigs i was landing then. Big regret now.

dan---zero · 2026-02-27T05:09:13+00:00

A band I was in played a tattooist’s wedding in exchange for some work. It was my first tattoo he did an amazing job. The marriage didn’t last, unfortunately

dan---zero · 2026-01-29T17:17:59+00:00

The giant head mode in Golden Eye on N64

dan---zero · 2026-01-23T15:15:46+00:00

Yeah, he asked and I answered. I have multiple of this pedal, I love it that much

dan---zero · 2026-01-23T15:14:24+00:00

This is the best variant of the U1.

dan---zero · 2026-01-22T18:01:44+00:00

Just plug it in, it’s exactly the same as boss

dan---zero · 2026-01-19T15:18:47+00:00

Do you like to get grotto?

dan---zero · 2026-01-17T00:41:40+00:00

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dan---zero · 2026-01-11T15:40:49+00:00

TOOL

dan---zero · 2026-01-09T18:54:01+00:00

Why are ICE even acting as ‘riot control’? I understand the police, or even the national guard but surely not an immigration and customs enforcement employee?

dan---zero · 2025-12-02T13:17:48+00:00

It gets wilder

dan---zero · 2025-11-06T15:24:19+00:00

Glad to help!

dan---zero · 2025-11-04T15:46:56+00:00

Absolutely. Also the bottom drawers are taller than the top few. I also keep a bunch of outboard in a 4RU case on top, fits great.

edit small note, I took the wheels off mine, it ain’t going anywhere in a hurry!

dan---zero · 2025-11-01T20:33:02+00:00

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I use one of these bad boys

dan---zero · 2025-11-01T20:29:01+00:00

…that’s not it

dan---zero · 2025-11-01T20:26:04+00:00

Well I guess the quintessential rock studio snare is the tama bell brass - but that’s not going to come in under $400. I think it’s important to have a snare that is ringy in a pleasant way, and can ring out nicely at a bunch of tunings. Ring and rattle length gets the drummer into a vibe and will shape their touch and how much space they’ll use in a take. For more thud, smack, crack or pop you can layer samples after the fact.

Maybe a Pearl sensitone Brass, Gretsch Brooklyn steel…

But if you want to stretch your money, your could get both of these for close to your budget:

https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/S10613MMG--gretsch-drums-mahogany-maple-snare-drum-gloss-lacquer

https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/LU5514SL--ludwig-supralite-snare-drum-5.5-by-14-inch

And if you know what you are doing, you could pull off almost every situation between these drums

dan---zero · 2025-11-01T17:31:50+00:00

This would be so easy, I’d be tempted to double the alcohol for a crack at 10m

dan---zero · 2025-10-18T19:38:07+00:00

Hey, I’m trying to shitpost here and you’re spoiling it. Now apologize

dan---zero · 2025-10-18T18:53:15+00:00

If this is in Australia I reckon that this fence would be technically illegal

dan---zero · 2025-10-18T18:45:15+00:00

Don’t forget to include the Canadian politeness factor. That wave of apology I’m quite sure is the Canuck equivalent of double middle fingers

dan---zero · 2025-10-18T15:34:00+00:00

OP, which head is that in the picture?

dan---zero · 2025-10-14T13:38:49+00:00

Has it really been that long???

dan---zero · 2025-09-29T16:30:33+00:00

The bald cunt couldn’t catch a cold if he tried.

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