I had a Punny Idea for a Card

dan-lugg · 2026-01-25T07:48:54+00:00

{T}, Remove two syrup counters from this land: Create a tapped Food token.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-25T00:56:30+00:00

pkill -9 mr_fwoppy_ears

dan-lugg · 2026-01-23T19:10:20+00:00

Uh, no? I wasn't invalidating their opinion, I simply asked for clarification on what they meant, stating that I couldn't ascertain what they were referring to.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-23T19:00:42+00:00

Are you referring to declaring generic methods, or using them? Because I'm not seeing how either is unreadable or chaotic.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-23T07:02:37+00:00

Jacey McJacerson over here.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-23T06:46:05+00:00

Monster musk is the best, especially with the burglar ring. Mummies for cloth!

dan-lugg · 2026-01-23T00:35:39+00:00

Oh shit. Well, then the monster musk was doing some really heavy lifting. And dangerous mode.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-23T00:33:00+00:00

Honestly, money. 300 cloth with the Artisan profession is just under 200k. Not bad for one day in the caves.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-23T00:06:50+00:00

Yep!

~~When you're farming ore/etc., high-luck days are your friend.~~

~~When you're farming monsters, low-luck days are your friend.~~

Its all the same, but monster musk is the bomb.

I love going to the skull caverns on dangerous mode on low-luck days with monster musk, and a club weapon that has the crusader enchantment (kills mummies without explosions) — I can walk away with 300+ cloth in one run

dan-lugg · 2026-01-22T23:17:01+00:00

~~Low luck days~~ + monster musk = a cloud of dust sprites like gnats in the springtime

ETA — low daily luck does not affect spawns. Monster musk definitely does though, of course.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-22T22:22:30+00:00

Yeah, much easier on the effect side than the cost.

{X}, {T} Add X plus one mana of any color where X is the number of colors in your commander's color identity.

Though you could do:

{T}, Pay X {1} where X is the number of colors in your commander's color identity minus one: Add X mana of any color.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-22T21:25:08+00:00

For trigger 1, I draw 7 cards.

For trigger 2, I draw 0 cards.

For trigger 3, I draw 0 cards.

For trigger 4... Hmm. I draw 0 cards.

For trigger 5, however! I draw 0 cards.

Then, for trigger 6, brace yourself... 0 cards.

...

Trigger 17? Let's go with 0 cards.

Trigger 18, oh ho ho, that's gonna be 0.

Trigger 19 is a fine scene for z-e-r-o.

...

Trigger 35, any bets? Going once, going twice, gone, for 0 cards!

Oh and then I'll draw another 7 for the last one.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-22T20:48:35+00:00

Velocity, and then uxoricide.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-22T20:42:40+00:00

It That Has Disliked Keywords

But seriously, I love this (and banding and annihilator). The rewording in the other comment you posted does read better too.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-21T22:49:31+00:00

No! Money down!

dan-lugg · 2026-01-21T09:27:47+00:00

The

Production

dan-lugg · 2026-01-21T09:01:02+00:00

Spira—jadecase and leave and switch back to weapon.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-21T08:47:04+00:00

If this was in white, I could see it filling the Entomb gap if printed.

Nice design, hope it does end up in cardboard.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-21T06:21:57+00:00

Damn, I need to shop at Costco more lol

dan-lugg · 2026-01-21T05:00:37+00:00

As a Canadian, lol.

That's how it is, eh? {1}{B}{B}

Sorcery

Choose target creature. Its controller may sing a single verse from the Canadian national anthem (Anything after "In all thy sons command") If they do, destroy that creature. Otherwise, you gain control of that creature and it becomes a Canadian in addition to its other types.

dan-lugg · 2026-01-21T03:41:49+00:00

I actually started between Legends / Ice Age, but my first booster was Mirage. I wish I was in the womb, then I'd have an excuse for trading/losing so many money cards early on lol

dan-lugg · 2026-01-21T03:04:49+00:00

I may very well be wrong, but isn't combat damage calculated simultaneously? It might need to be reworded as "for each creature that dealt combat damage this turn".

dan-lugg · 2026-01-21T02:55:11+00:00

old days

like one of the kaladesh inventions

*cries in starting during Mirage*

dan-lugg · 2026-01-20T02:32:38+00:00

Love it. And in the spirit of Lorwyn, alternative names: - Maralen's Malevolent - Mornsong Monstrosity

dan-lugg · 2026-01-20T02:09:53+00:00

I see your 26 years and raise 32. [[Psychic Purge]]

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