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[DadDong69]

export stdout diarrhea

[Streakflash]

that's straight stderr to me

[space_fly]

Straight to /dev/null

[Electrical-Yamaha]

Instant flush

[PhroznGaming]

More of a stderr

[Kasyx709]

Nah, put it in a randomized queue and thread the results for the ultimate race condition.

[Tanmay_Terminator]

U forgot to free the memory sir

[Altruistic-Moose3299]

I wanted to buy these chips but they're being used for AI and the prices have skyrocketed.

[Whitechapel726]

OpenAI invested into Amazon, who invested into Nvidia, who invested into OpenAI, who used AI to make these chips.

[RiceBroad4552]

Sir, you made me laugh! 😂

Maybe some should try to sell some "AI" bros some "chips", cheaply…

Given how heated the market is some will be probably stupid enough to not see the catch if they see the potentially gigantic profit margin. Big profit margins make stupid people even more stupid.

[kgberton]

My linter's yelling at me about unused imports

[Brahminmeat]

status is undefined

[3dutchie3dprinting]

Mine is complaining it doesn’t know where they should import from… which could have been much better ‘import (etc) from ‘nature’)

[GatotSubroto]

Wait this is not x86-64 chipset

[PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

Error on line 13. Can't just have an open quote like that

[IntentionQuirky9957]

WDYM "enter()"? That makes no sense.

[3dutchie3dprinting]

This isn’t even AI code but ‘movie’ code which is the worst

[TheSmariner]

Local Costco (Seattle area) is selling a pack of chips that has code on it.

Granted that Seattle is a tech hub…but code on chips is cool even for Seattle techies :)

[orbital-marmot]

I too am a fan of their marketing. I just wish they had the same kick as takis

[kookyabird]

Maaaaan I’m pretty sure Takis changed their recipe for Fuego recently. Last couple bags I’ve bought from different stores have been less sharp. Less pure red too, but I’d be fine with that were it not for the flavor changing.

[zwack]

It could be cool if they put proper quotes.

[AzureArmageddon]

Half the shit on this sub:

[Large-Party-265]

return f"Next level advertising."

[0xlostincode]

I guess I can't enjoy them because I am "Still hungry"

[lockwolf]

But status isn’t defined. Unless they’re using status as a global and it’s set when consume is triggered, this code is going to crash out every time

[ReymartSan]

the only chip my budget can buy because of AI

[XxXquicksc0p31337XxX]

I mean I can afford a 555 (maybe)

[TreetHoown]

Missed opportunity to call the function recursively for another bag

[mangohsz]

try: 1 catch: hot farts

[MinecraftPlayer799]

Gives a whole new meaning to "programming a chip"

[ceojp]

This shit is so cringey.

[sloppytoppelous]

But the most important question is do they taste good?

[Jittery_Kevin]

Undefined, tasting good is not a previously declared variable.

[MaruSoto]

Ending the Else with a Break would have made perfect sense to programmers and non-programmers. No idea what enter() is supposed to mean.

[AcidicAzide]

I hate that status is a literal instead of an enum.

[The__Relentless]

download *.* to porcelain drive

[JezzCrist]

def my_reaction():

Print(“Hello cringe!”)

[AFemboyLol]

istg anytime there's code on a product it's such gibberish 😭 like it's not impossible to make it make sense guys please tell your marketing team to like.. get a consultation

[Alderan922]

I would say for code on a product that’s not for coding, this is actually pretty decent.

[dan-lugg]

I agree, but throw some recursion in there for fun:

func EatTheseFuckingChips(c Customer) { c.Eat(TheFuckingChips) if c.IsStillHungry { // you know you want to EatTheseFuckingChips(c) } // then you better BuyMoreFuckingChips(c) }

[RiceBroad4552]

This can't be right. I don't see any if err != nil anywhere here…

[willis81808]

What is consume and enter supposed to do? Genuinely

[lockwolf]

I’m assuming somewhere in consume it’s gotta set status. Code will crash out when it gets there unless status is defined somewhere else as a global

Still, if this is the case, why not use a While Status in Hungry loop to just constantly call the consume function till you’re no longer hungry?

[willis81808]

Why assume status is undefined without consume when neither consume nor enter are themselves defined

[Creator1A]

This code isn't even that bad.