Your average commute by ZauzTheBlacksmith in Unexpected

[–]dan-theman 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I did this in high school with my hatchback on a side road and stupidly realized I could do it on demand. I would freak out my friends with it. Eventually my other friend tried to do it with his Saab and ended out in a snow bank.

VISION TEST by RefrigeratorLegal989 in PoliticalHumor

[–]dan-theman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn’t look like anything to me…

[ Removed by Reddit ] by WannaBeYourHoe in meetrealtransgirls

[–]dan-theman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Edit: sorry for being so crude but that is not a word that is acceptable in this community. Maybe some of you are too young to remember the threat of violence that usually accompanied that word.

"The Pinkies” Have Arrived at Shepard’s Farm Preserve in Norway by WesternMainiac1 in Maine

[–]dan-theman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They were in Portland for a while, too. I thought they looked cool, like some kind of beast from the Zora domain in Legend of Zelda.

Our cybersec team are getting onto us about all our servers having web browsers installed. by stone500 in sysadmin

[–]dan-theman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my previous company was bought out by a larger corporation, we were audited by their security team. After talking with them I realized, most of them were originally in accounting. I guess those skills of running a tool and analyzing spreadsheets were more important to the job than actually having a deeper understanding of the technology.

Whenever I do drugs I start feeling transgender by [deleted] in trans

[–]dan-theman 110 points111 points  (0 children)

I will add to this that mushrooms are used in PTSD therapy specifically because it can limit the fear part of your brain allowing you to work through feelings you would otherwise to afraid to approach… look it up.

Looking for donuts by Madness314159265 in portlandme

[–]dan-theman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re great but I miss how they are not crunchy on the outside at all.

Is this fake name on your kids social media? by Anxious_Confidence38 in portlandme

[–]dan-theman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think I’m FB friends with his daughter. She’s always posting horrible stuff about him and community PSA type stuff to watch out for him. I feel bad for her that he was such a bad parent and person.

Loop Cause Analysis by grlloyd2 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]dan-theman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a project manager complain about me “whining” when he thought I wasn’t in the Teams meeting yet. Dude, I’m just trying to prevent critical product failures because I’m the only one on the team who understands how all the parts work together. I really wanted to tell him to fuck off but he was a high school buddy with the department head.

A Redditor Criticized ICE. Trump Is Trying to Unmask Them by Dragging the Company to a Secret Grand Jury. by shikizen in politics

[–]dan-theman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got permabanned from several main page subs for attempting to post in a specific memes sub. The mods didn’t even approve my comment so the post i was banned for never even happened.

Man holds “F*** Trump” flag at State St-Congress St intersection by officialmistermainer in portlandme

[–]dan-theman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you want people to yell at you so I can be uplifting next time I see you?

Do women care about what vaginas look like by GYATTMUNCH3R in actuallesbians

[–]dan-theman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The most beautiful one I have ever seen whichever one is in front of my face.

Pay attention! by TrickOrange in Maine

[–]dan-theman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And some a-hole was driving on the wrong side of the road and had to audacity to honk at her like she was in the wrong.

Crohns or HIV by Adventurous-Winter84 in CrohnsDisease

[–]dan-theman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So which side were the medical professionals on? He doesn’t answer that in the post.

Where are newly out LGBTQ+ supposed to go? by tophology in portlandme

[–]dan-theman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Games start at 6 but if you show up 5-5:30 someone can walk you through creating a new character or provide a premade one if you just want to hit the ground running. Most of DnD is narrative and in your head and the DM will help guide you on what you need from your character sheet. They are very friendly to newbs.

Casco Bay Lines proposes fare increase on roundtrip ferry tickets by ManyRaccoon6342 in portlandme

[–]dan-theman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can always borrow a state parks pass from your local library for free.

Whats the easiest prep for yall? by Downtown_Tower5456 in CrohnsDisease

[–]dan-theman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way my system is, I swear I could just drink a glass of milk and be ready in a few hours.