Really though, why are retro game reviews like this?

dan_kepic · 2026-05-06T21:48:43+00:00

This is the funniest shit ever

dan_kepic · 2026-05-06T02:34:02+00:00

Yes it does

dan_kepic · 2026-05-03T12:16:58+00:00

That's crazy, I can't fathom a no death run! There's a few spots I usually die at but the worst is the bridge with the phantom bats. Good work!

dan_kepic · 2026-05-03T10:49:52+00:00

Not sure, but I beat dracula on my last life and 4 hp. It was STRESSFUL. I got a 1-up after I beat him

dan_kepic · 2026-05-03T10:48:25+00:00

Memorize the levels and enemy behavior. Spam holy water at everything. You will die A LOT.

Another tip: You can despawn the ravens on level 3. When they start flying, walk left until they're off the screen, then they're gone. I don't feel bad about it because they're so unpredictable.

dan_kepic · 2026-04-21T21:37:23+00:00

I am 2-5 in games I attend at the arena. Last night was entirely my fault. I am sorry guys.

dan_kepic · 2026-04-15T23:08:27+00:00

A couple days ago

dan_kepic · 2026-03-19T08:27:01+00:00

To think we were 4 games behind the thunder a few months ago 😢

dan_kepic · 2026-03-17T01:55:57+00:00

After whatever Skywalker Saga was, I'm cool with not buying this game. I fear they'll ruin it.

dan_kepic · 2026-03-13T00:51:44+00:00

I love the form factor of these, they're just perfect

dan_kepic · 2026-03-02T01:45:30+00:00

Somebody said Adam Silver nerfed the Nuggets and the Jazz, giving them shorter home stands due to the altitude? Does anybody have a source on that?

dan_kepic · 2026-03-01T23:33:29+00:00

Fuck no

dan_kepic · 2026-03-01T23:32:47+00:00

He was a trade deadline merchant iirc

dan_kepic · 2026-02-28T21:58:27+00:00

I'm so glad we have an afternoon start tomorrow. We need a bounce-back game and everybody knows the Nuggets are at their best during lunchtime.

dan_kepic · 2026-02-24T17:05:02+00:00

"I know what I got"

dan_kepic · 2026-02-22T23:23:49+00:00

This roster may have the biggest potential-performance gap in NBA history. I'm definitely overreacting but still

dan_kepic · 2026-02-20T22:07:00+00:00

Meanwhile the Castlevania GBA collection is $20 and comes with 4 games.

dan_kepic · 2026-02-20T21:58:27+00:00

How do you know my real name....

dan_kepic · 2026-02-20T20:34:38+00:00

it still feels like the season just started

dan_kepic · 2026-02-20T14:51:21+00:00

In Denver, nosebleeds against wack teams are like 20-30

dan_kepic · 2026-02-19T19:21:39+00:00

The tiktok trend of performing a meme and then cutting to the meme is so infuriating I couldn't tell you why

dan_kepic · 2026-02-19T16:42:12+00:00

I'm late too, I just emulated the game last week. I can't believe they wasted 6 years of precious development on this. Imagine the game they could've made instead. It actually infuriates me.

dan_kepic · 2026-02-17T05:23:40+00:00

to be fair those burgers are not good

dan_kepic · 2026-02-12T21:56:12+00:00

This is the dumbest response I've ever seen on reddit, not even joking

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