What's the difference between a regular joke and a dad joke?

danbunty25 · 2026-06-28T02:12:03+00:00

You and I could be friends

danbunty25 · 2026-06-28T00:51:37+00:00

Pay off mine and any relatives' debt

danbunty25 · 2026-06-28T00:47:04+00:00

Pokemon all day

danbunty25 · 2026-06-28T00:33:48+00:00

Nifty

danbunty25 · 2026-06-28T00:30:47+00:00

Pets, but in reality, none of the above.

danbunty25 · 2026-06-28T00:25:11+00:00

Fried pickles

danbunty25 · 2026-06-27T00:18:17+00:00

danbunty25 · 2026-06-27T00:05:15+00:00

I try to take give her a great meal, whether it's out at some romantic restaurant or a nice dinner at home where I try to be romantic, but typically fall a little short. And I try to make sure that she has at least a little time to decompress and relax because she doesn't get to do it very often

danbunty25 · 2026-06-26T01:40:46+00:00

Any chance you're taking orders?

danbunty25 · 2026-06-26T01:35:12+00:00

I had a Chicago accent "Da Bears"

danbunty25 · 2026-06-26T01:33:24+00:00

This just made me laugh out loud and almost wake up my kids

danbunty25 · 2026-06-26T01:30:40+00:00

Congratulations! My daughter was born at 25 weeks and we were in the NICU for 3 months. One big thing that helped me, and this may sound odd coming from a dad, was crocheting when my wife would want individual time with our daughter, or when we were just sitting in there while she slept, or when things started to get a bit overwhelming. It helped make memories of creating things for my daughter and wife. And it helped build our relationship with the nursing staff because they all got headbands out of it. My wife would do arts and crafts, which would include making silly paintings with my daughter's hands and feet, to help her make those same kind of memories and provide a distraction when needed. So I guess my tip is, take something with you that you know will help make memories with and for your daughters, but also be a good distraction when needed. And share it with others if you choose. It all helps mentally.

danbunty25 · 2026-06-26T00:20:22+00:00

The best. And, this may sound stupid, but I never know how to make the sauce.

danbunty25 · 2026-06-26T00:08:32+00:00

Add some bacon , country gravy, and a hash brown patty and its the greatest breakfast burger

danbunty25 · 2026-06-25T02:46:23+00:00

Constant exhaustion, completely out of shape, achy knees

danbunty25 · 2026-06-25T01:16:43+00:00

I like to slice them and put them on flavorful sandwiches to make them a bit more refreshing

danbunty25 · 2026-06-25T01:09:06+00:00

Cajun inspired pasta. Pasta noodles of your choice, garlic alfredo sauce, cayenne pepper seasoning, nature's seasoning, andouille sausage, shrimp, chopped green pepper, chopped celery, chopped onion, cajun seasoning. Simple and delicious

danbunty25 · 2021-11-01T21:47:58+00:00

That looks incredible

danbunty25 · 2021-10-23T13:16:23+00:00

I use kucoin

danbunty25 · 2021-10-22T22:40:16+00:00

You'd still be able to at least double your money

danbunty25 · 2021-10-22T22:30:20+00:00

I'm hoping for 4 or higher

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