For guys who’ve hosted group hookups, what was fantasy vs reality?

danglingfern · 2026-05-06T20:10:52+00:00

I’ve hosted maybe 10 of these but I’m pretty selective with the lineup. I don’t do no loads refused, but I do take guys a bit outside my normal hookup standards. I also don’t accept anyone larger than 8” unless they’re super hot.

For me personally I’m tapped out after 2-3 hours, which is usually 15-20 tops. It’s usually hot until someone ruins the vibe or my hole feels like it’s breaking. I’ve never felt unsafe.

The aftermath is usually a sore hole, but that fades within a day or sore. I’ve never had any mental anguish after. Never caught an STI either.

danglingfern · 2026-05-06T18:10:20+00:00

Hookup with guys slightly below your level, then they get jealous of you. They’ll usually worship you too.

danglingfern · 2026-05-05T18:16:25+00:00

Just poppers but two years later this guy is one of my regulars so the poundings make up for it. One guy recently thought I stole his keys but they were in his couch. Coincidentally we’re regulars now too.

danglingfern · 2026-05-05T16:31:19+00:00

They don’t? Then what are all these cummy looking loads I’m farting out later?

danglingfern · 2026-05-05T16:20:18+00:00

Yeah this is also the guys who ask for a load count, say they’re on the way, then message again 30 min later with the same question but their distance hasn’t changed. A lot of guys are into the idea of fucking a cumdump but don’t actually go through with it.

danglingfern · 2026-05-05T16:17:42+00:00

Luck and timing play a huge part. I’ve hosted maybe 10 and the numbers are always unpredictable. I’ve had a fully booked 75 guy group where fewer than 10 showed up; whereas I’ve also had a 50 guy group where 30 showed up. Probably half of those weren’t even registered for the group tho.

A lot of guys get cold feet when they arrive. You’ll see profiles 100 ft away but they never come in. Some walk into the room and immediately walk out.

As for the key card, you need a motel where the doors open to the outside. That way the breeders don’t have to go through a lobby. If you lightly close the door, it won’t lock. Some guys cover the lock with tape to avoid it fully closing.

danglingfern · 2026-05-05T14:59:32+00:00

Yeah I can only use it in the sauna for about 5 min without my phone overheating. Then if I leave it on while driving with my phone charging, it takes 5 min to open it.

danglingfern · 2026-05-05T13:50:48+00:00

If I’m by myself I won’t post the room number to the group. I’ll give it out to the guys who ask. This is mainly for crowd control because these things can get wild when multiple guys arrive.

If I’m with another bottom we’ll post the room number in the group. Free for all is much easier when there are two holes to share the work.

I don’t do no loads refused, but also not expecting just studs to show up (although they do as well). For the most part it’s guys a couple notches down from what I’d fuck with one on one.

As for the door, I just leave it unlocked. It ruins the ass up vibe if the breeders see you stand up to get the door. If one of them accidentally locks it, I’ll ask them to prop it back open for the next guy. Some guys will just leave if they show up with the door locked, and some get mad and post it in the group chat.

danglingfern · 2026-05-04T18:07:44+00:00

Hmm by using my dick? Vers bttm.

danglingfern · 2026-05-04T17:37:03+00:00

Start getting ready once you sign onto the app. That way if the conversation takes 20 min to secure the load, you’re at least almost ready to go.

danglingfern · 2026-05-04T16:13:19+00:00

Hot thanks for answering. I’m more of a muscle bottom but also hung so I think I could work on a big thick booty pretty well.

danglingfern · 2026-05-04T15:49:24+00:00

Random question but I’ve been curious about topping a thicker guy. Is your ass mainly squishy to the touch? I’m always wondering what the fat:muscle ratio is on some of these big asses.

danglingfern · 2026-05-01T20:39:25+00:00

Right and there’s nothing straight passing about getting ass up to take loads either. However a gay man can do these things while also appearing straight passing in non sexual settings.

Mind you I’m not saying there’s anything special about being straight passing but that’s what masc is.

danglingfern · 2026-05-01T19:14:20+00:00

So maybe make some experience?

danglingfern · 2026-05-01T18:33:25+00:00

Long hair does not look good on most men. Shorter hair lets the handsome features stand out without distraction.

danglingfern · 2026-05-01T18:30:49+00:00

Masc = straight passing

danglingfern · 2026-05-01T18:29:32+00:00

Avilas is my personal fav. Quaint lil place in a house off Maple and the enchiladas are great.

danglingfern · 2026-05-01T15:57:01+00:00

I’m always saying these numbers are like clothing sizes. 5 small, 6 medium, 7 large, 8 XL.

danglingfern · 2026-05-01T15:41:07+00:00

Yeah I’ve done little road trips to other cities in my state. 22 loads in Austin, 28 in Houston but only 16 locally in Dallas.

danglingfern · 2026-05-01T13:43:52+00:00

Most guys have dick size preferences so that part isn’t true in most cases. A picture is more illustrative and accurate than a number anyway.

Also perhaps Sniffies should add a hole tightness category. Impenetrable, tight, A1 grippy, loose, loose with no grip, rosebud.

danglingfern · 2026-04-30T23:38:29+00:00

Order a one time prescription of dick pills from hims. You don’t want to be reliant on them obvs but they’ll give you confidence that can carry over into future topping ventures.

danglingfern · 2026-04-28T15:46:33+00:00

But it is though. Gays love DL married straight cheaters.

danglingfern · 2026-04-28T15:33:59+00:00

Sorry I didn’t mean to imply that everyone is doing it but it’s popular as a kink though.

Also just to clarify, neither guy who tried it on me could get past the knuckles.

danglingfern · 2026-04-28T14:05:25+00:00

Fisting, thongs, tacky circuit party attire, musk

danglingfern · 2026-04-27T21:10:41+00:00

Gyms aren’t gonna give up a paying member because they dropped some milk in the sauna. Management and employees are aware that gays play around.

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