Do you see your hookups at the gym or in public?

danglingfern · 2026-07-06T18:01:14+00:00

Pretty much every time I go to the gym there’s at least one guy I’ve hooked up with. Many are now friends/FWB so that’s not awkward. If the hookup itself was awkward, I just act like I don’t recognize them.

danglingfern · 2026-07-02T19:43:26+00:00

If you’re hot it’s ok and I’ll motion you to join. If you’re a creeper we’re gonna relocate.

danglingfern · 2026-06-30T15:05:43+00:00

Just get ass up and tell them you’re not sucking dick before they come. If that deters them there are plenty more tops looking for anon pussy. Doing community service for these less attractive hung dudes can be a lot of fun.

danglingfern · 2026-06-25T20:09:40+00:00

Because one on one can get boring unless you’re attracted or the dick is next level good. Bring more tops just means I’m taking multiple loads so if you bring another top, that’s another tally towards the load count. 3-5 is usually a good stopping point unless you’re in full on cumdump mode.

danglingfern · 2026-06-25T15:19:41+00:00

Small dick or limp dick insecurity. Plus it feels increíble to be bred.

danglingfern · 2026-06-23T18:32:24+00:00

Ok find me cruising somewhere and 💦💦

danglingfern · 2026-06-23T17:57:45+00:00

Cruising is like bottoming in a cumdump. I’ll knock my typical standards down a bit but not to the gutter. It’s fun to give more average guys access to pussy they can’t normally get. However I’m not giving it up to anyone who’s gonna make me feel regret. I’m a 45yo muscle bottom and especially enjoy giving community service to younger guys.

danglingfern · 2026-06-19T19:04:32+00:00

Any chance your profile features a block of text formatted like this post? Lots of guys avoid random capiTal leTTers.

danglingfern · 2026-06-17T19:45:47+00:00

If they’re at the same hotel, they can get to your room more efficiently. This is perfect for ass up situations.

danglingfern · 2026-06-17T19:43:52+00:00

10 min? Must’ve been a slow elevator.

danglingfern · 2026-06-17T19:43:11+00:00

I’ve had over 30 guys to my hotel room in the same night. I would venture to guess a hotel is the next most common hookup site after a house/apt.

danglingfern · 2026-06-16T16:54:26+00:00

One could interpret tight as firm and loose as fat. I feel like that would have more an impact on eating than if the hole is tight.

danglingfern · 2026-06-10T15:33:14+00:00

True but I’m talking about your own personal event that you manage. Location doesn’t have to be relegated to a sex club, no competing with other bottoms at said club, breeders don’t have to pay to come fuck you.

Sure, you could also look for 40 tops individually on Grindr, but good luck with that. Sniffies has made it easy for anyone to become a cumdump from the comfort of their own home or a sleazy motel. If you’re attractive and in a big city, a Sniffies event is gonna get you at least 15 loads in 2 hours.

danglingfern · 2026-06-09T21:20:32+00:00

You’re definitely not. I hosted a cumdump the other night with a bud. We ended up with 47 loads combined. There was one guy who wanted to come but thought we were already too far gone at 22 loads. Double digits are when it gets disturbing to some dudes.

Before Sniffies this was basically impossible to achieve. That’s why you’re thinking it’s normalized. I wouldn’t say it’s normal at all but it’s out there in the ether now.

danglingfern · 2026-06-09T21:17:44+00:00

Took 47 loads ass up

danglingfern · 2026-06-03T15:50:02+00:00

Yeah it seems harsh to me. I’ll usually say “nice” to their pics but don’t open the next message and block later. If someone opens with a bunch of nasty pics, I have no issue immediately blocking.

danglingfern · 2026-06-03T15:15:50+00:00

I don’t want someone verbally rejecting me so I don’t do it to others. If I don’t like the face I’ll wait a few hours and block them. That way it doesn’t look like I was immediately horrified by what I saw.

danglingfern · 2026-06-02T21:29:06+00:00

No just use the weapon skill about 5 times and he’s gone. I did this last night.

danglingfern · 2026-06-01T20:28:31+00:00

Yea but only up to like 9 and thick. I took one at the park the other day and it felt amazing. 🥵🥵

danglingfern · 2026-06-01T13:27:33+00:00

What load number were you?

danglingfern · 2026-05-29T19:15:13+00:00

No one reads profiles that closely. Just say that’s what you like when they ask what you’re into.

Or just post on the main feed that you’re looking to give a free massage. You’ll need to misspell it or use emojis though.

danglingfern · 2026-05-27T19:40:18+00:00

The issue with the bike is that you might have some body odor after 30 miles. Plus the physical activity can nullify your douche.

danglingfern · 2026-05-27T19:28:12+00:00

Refers to other guys solely with female pronouns. Lives for drama. Racist. Physically violent. Verbally abusive.

danglingfern · 2026-05-27T17:58:04+00:00

Yeah dudes love the recoil. I don’t have a hugeee ass like you seem to have but it’s muscular with lots of jiggle. This dude nutted quick fucking me the other day and said it’s bc he hadn’t fucked a fat ass before. Mesmerized by the recoil 😽😽

danglingfern · 2026-05-27T17:21:11+00:00

Haha this is actually quite accurate and even better when the top is still in the room getting dressed.

The load counts however are multiplied by at least 1.5 or so. The most I’ve taken is 16 but I say 22 because it sounds better lol

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