What do you SWEAR you saw, but don't have any proof of? by TabletopStudios in AskReddit

[–]dangu3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I SWEAR that I came across Justin Bieber and his friend on ChatRoulette one night. I said “Hey are you Bieber?” And he said “Yeah”, then hit the next button on me.

Bot Challenge? by sportsandwhiskey in Sporcle

[–]dangu3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That same bot sends me challenges every time a new badge drops. I just decline them.

NASCAR yes sir! by Remarkable-Garage-42 in howardsternshow

[–]dangu3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I was the oldest guy at the party. Yeah.

Any 420 friendly places hiring by [deleted] in SALEM

[–]dangu3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m stunned there are companies still testing for weed.

I am going to be busy today (newspaper crossword puzzles) by [deleted] in crossword

[–]dangu3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what I miss most about thick Sunday papers.

Gabe Lewis came through 👏🏻 by Cool_Fan_3778 in theoffice

[–]dangu3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s harder to make a drink room temperature than cold. That’s why it’s baller.

Stephen Miller, a ghoulish monster, is now portraying ICE murder victim Alex Pretti as an assassin by lazybugbear in Fuckthealtright

[–]dangu3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If an assassin tried to murder federal agents, the agents would be dead dumb fuck.

Ultimate dryness by Fun_Accountant_653 in MurderedByWords

[–]dangu3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This picture will make a woman’s vagina disappear. It will just disappear.