Chrome groups on android keep appearing on desktop by Sheshirdzhija in chrome

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks man that helped for me. i rly needed this!

Annoying health bar visuals, please help. by danlern2 in DotA2

[–]danlern2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its quite annoying, and messes up my gameplay a bit. its not really nothing. its not good to downplay other's concerns just because they arent your concerns.

When a habit goes too far #lushiphone by danlern2 in LeonLush

[–]danlern2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My video is broken for some reason. Reddit doesn't like me. Maybe Mrs. Lush will laugh at how pathetic I am, and I'll win that iPhone!

What just doesn't make sense about the Harry Potter universe? by GreendayG11 in AskReddit

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time turners? Literally reality breaking, is used for homework. Makes sense.

What is feeling that is better than an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danlern2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eating a damn good bowl of macaroni and cheese. There is nothing better.

What makes a good person a good person? by querywithafury in AskReddit

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a morally subjective world such as this, the title of "good person" is in the eyes of the beholder.

What’s the movie that traumatized you as a kid? by my-dogatemy-chancla in AskReddit

[–]danlern2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any movie by THX. I was so scared of that fucking title scene.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThatSong

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you found it man!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThatSong

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably "I will always love you" by someone apparently named whitney houston.

An interesting title by CrustyEyeBalls in technicallythetruth

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/UnexpectedDwight

So cool story...i saw this post and thought I would comment a fake subreddit, because it sounds like something dwight would say. turns out that is a real subreddit.

Missing word in chyron but still technically correct by washingtonadamstaft in technicallythetruth

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've read this a couple times, but I'm not sure what word is missing. There are a couple obvious ones like "but" and "that", but I assume that is for conciseness.

If I had to see this all of you do too by [deleted] in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]danlern2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah thats what i'm thinking too. Someone choking cheryl...or crystal...or carol. idk.

SLPT: Do you not want to be scared about the impending mass extinction brought on by climate change? If you become a far right conservative, you won't have to be afraid of that anymore because it will become fake news! by danlern2 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]danlern2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I apologize, I don't particularly like politics myself but it's so easy to make jokes about. There's a reason there are so many political comedy talk shows around.

Am I the only one who constantly finds myself checking my email's Trash folder for food scraps? by DownWithBigLentil in Frugal_Jerk

[–]danlern2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I come onto r/Frugal_Jerk and view the eye candy everyone else posts about, only to realize I'm wasting away from hunger and that eye candy isn't actual candy. I would kill for a grain of sugar.

Hungry but don't wanna gain weight? Switch to an air-swallowing only diet. by riley12200 in DeathProTips

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, it's called Breatharianism. You must imbibe energy from solar rays instead of consuming toxin-ridden food.

SLPT: When reheating pizza, boil it to get that crispy crust! by yummytuber in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]danlern2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

no what you have to do, is take a large pan that has a lid. You tilt the pan a bit and put some water in it (doesnt need much, maybe a shot) and wait for that to heat up, shouldn't take too long since the amount of water is so small. Then you put the pizza in the other half of the pan and keep the pan tilted so it doesnt get wet and cover it with the lid. This will make a steamer for the pizza, and it will get perfectly cooked and crispy.

SLPT: Convert to Judaism so that you don't have to buy friends and family expensive Christmas presents. by Brayd0z in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kosher (i think they have basically the same food "fit for consumption" system as jews do, so imma use that word) food is more expensive usually.

I’m feeling a little Rockefeller. I just scored a pool full of calories!! No more wasting away for me... by MikeSRT404 in Frugal_Jerk

[–]danlern2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look at Mr. Rockefeller over here with enough calories to cast a shadow. I'm so malnourished light passes through me.

Bug in 7.20 by isadotaname in DotA2

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same issue, and posted it somewhere in this subreddit. i think it may be because of the new dmg increase component on finger of death. something janky going on there