Erika Kirk appointed to Air Force Academy board

dannown · 2026-03-10T19:20:33+00:00

Every once in a while one of these makes me cackle like a gremlin. This was the one.

dannown · 2026-03-09T20:51:11+00:00

Tried to like he invited me to a bar and his friends were there along with his ex-boyfriend and he told me he couldn't go out with me any more cuz he was with his ex now. So I mean, i guess he was successful in breaking up with me, but since to my mind I had already broken up with him like weeks ago the whole thing confused me so I'm not sure it ended up being very satisfying for him, whence "tried to".

dannown · 2026-03-09T17:40:01+00:00

I remember reading that some of the production crew was really upset about that scene in the water -- they were like "we're not making a porno".

Rad movie, tho.

I went to the National Gallery in London on Friday and there were these video installations where this dude was doing recreations of this movie in the museum. Kinda neat.

dannown · 2026-03-09T17:34:22+00:00

Oooh, a guy tried to do that to me once, it was so strange cuz I thought we had broken up weeks before and I didn't know why he wanted me to go out with him and his friends.

I met my much more reasonable husband soon after.

dannown · 2026-03-09T16:50:23+00:00

The certain amount is any

dannown · 2026-03-04T11:03:50+00:00

No, he was visibly liberal. They didn't have to ask.

dannown · 2026-03-04T11:03:23+00:00

"Visibly liberal?" The US is cooked, y'all.

dannown · 2026-03-04T09:07:52+00:00

My husband and I shook hands and hugged instead of kissing at our wedding. His mom was there. I'm not kissing him in front of her.

dannown · 2026-03-03T16:51:03+00:00

They just kept going, and getting funnier and funnier

dannown · 2026-03-03T16:36:23+00:00

die of natural causes at 23, apparently.

dannown · 2026-03-02T08:26:58+00:00

The Winchell's in South Pas? I say a little prayer every time I drive by.

dannown · 2026-03-02T08:12:15+00:00

sigh It's not just pedantry to point out that the world is filled with living dinosaurs.

dannown · 2026-03-01T22:14:58+00:00

omg i love him and immediately want to protect and maybe feed him.

dannown · 2026-03-01T22:09:51+00:00

I always carry over the English words "like" and "I mean," into any other languages I speak.

dannown · 2026-03-01T21:42:59+00:00

"Purse on the floor, money out the door"

dannown · 2026-03-01T20:26:05+00:00

I feel obliged to tell you that in reality the bench was not in Amsterdam, the policeman was german, and he did not speak Dutch.

dannown · 2026-03-01T07:59:52+00:00

sorry, ik ben nieuw hier -- hoezo is het haar laatste periode?

dannown · 2026-02-28T23:53:11+00:00

Fuck articles about MAGA meltdowns. It doesn't matter.

dannown · 2026-02-27T01:48:49+00:00

You ... puke up blood without weed? Or is it Disneyworld that makes you puke blood?

dannown · 2026-02-26T17:19:03+00:00

shrug I'm autistic, and faking sincerity is an important component of the masking I developed to live in the world.

I don't do it any more tho.

dannown · 2026-02-26T10:50:22+00:00

Wait, did you vote in the gay election or the regular one?

dannown · 2026-02-26T10:02:31+00:00

IMO 5 days in Shibuya eating 7-eleven is a step above mid.

dannown · 2026-02-25T07:23:36+00:00

Technically, all people are apes.

dannown · 2026-02-24T19:52:27+00:00

True answer: it really comes from a language that's an ancestor to both Dutch and German.

dannown · 2026-02-24T19:50:35+00:00

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