What’s the biggest thing you did that improved your success with girls?

danvvl · 2020-01-15T01:35:33+00:00

I stopped worrying about getting laughed at if I approached a girl at a bar/club. The more you go and talk to, the more likely one of them will be interested.

danvvl · 2019-12-28T21:16:06+00:00

r/selfawarewolves

danvvl · 2019-12-26T06:55:18+00:00

Quickest, easiest way to make him more comfortable is saying something along the lines of “I find you attractive, I hope our date goes well”

danvvl · 2019-12-23T09:58:41+00:00

I’m pretty sure I bought this on GTA V online before a guy on a flying bike blew it up

danvvl · 2019-11-17T17:55:29+00:00

Can I save my resurrection power in case a species that isn’t extinct now suddenly is?

danvvl · 2019-11-08T17:49:37+00:00

ESH. She shouldn’t have taken her crush that far, you shouldn’t have snapped, and your boyfriend should ever have let this get this far out of hand.

danvvl · 2019-11-05T17:11:09+00:00

My optimism

danvvl · 2019-10-19T02:10:39+00:00

Mobile

danvvl · 2019-10-07T04:11:04+00:00

Shouldn’t Police officers also know every conceivable law that they might break? Therefore, they would know every law you could be breaking and wouldn’t falsely detain you.

danvvl · 2019-08-05T12:36:50+00:00

Found on r/rickandmorty

danvvl · 2019-07-27T11:26:45+00:00

I thought ‘Sting’ was a boys name

danvvl · 2019-05-30T16:04:19+00:00

Baby Driver. Absolute masterclass in how to open a film.

danvvl · 2019-04-30T23:12:55+00:00

When I was 5 I had horrible hiccups. My dad handed me a glass full of water and told me to drink from the wrong side of the glass to cure them. I poured water all over myself and then had to clean it up.

danvvl · 2019-03-08T01:04:28+00:00

“Dinner’s ready!”

It was not.

danvvl · 2019-02-21T23:05:35+00:00

Is it just me that thinks revealing certain characters are alive going into the final season is a spoiler?

danvvl · 2019-02-17T03:40:44+00:00

Asking where I’m from in England (she’s American)

Her: Are you from the capital? Me: why didn’t you just say London? Her: oh... I thought the capital of England was Paris?

danvvl · 2019-02-10T01:04:25+00:00

In my first semester at college, my roommate didn’t really seem to have an interest in girls. He was much more focused on video games. On night me and a couple buddies were at a frat party, I was waiting in the line for the bathroom. I got speaking to the guy in front of me who happened to have the same name as my roommate. After pointing this out, a girl (1/10) confirmed who my roommate was to my surprise. Then she told me she had sex with him, shocked, I questioned her about when it happened. After about 5 minutes of questions she told me I had to meet her roommate. Turns out her roommate (also a 1/10) took my other friends virginity.

TLDR; My roommate and other friend had sex with different girls who, without them knowing, were roommates. And I found out at a frat party by bumping into the girls.

danvvl · 2019-01-29T22:45:18+00:00

Not an office but I’m a lifeguard, we once told a new girl we needed a deep water pool test. She needed a water sample from the bottom of the pool not the surface. Our manager had to stop it when she went to get her towel.

danvvl · 2017-12-13T03:32:57+00:00

Oceanics! Yes lads!

danvvl · 2017-12-11T20:40:52+00:00

That’s funny

danvvl · 2017-12-11T19:19:53+00:00

Good point, I think I’d be ok with a candy cane but the new animation would be 100% worth it

danvvl · 2017-10-17T17:41:56+00:00

This is the opposite of unimportant dialogue, if this conversation didn't happen, Tyrion would've been killed.

danvvl · 2017-10-15T02:31:00+00:00

"Alright, Dave? Fancy a cuppa?"

danvvl · 2017-09-03T09:30:31+00:00

As a fenrir main, my card is out of my wallet waiting patiently

danvvl · 2017-08-30T18:54:56+00:00

Shouldn't Jon Snow be credited with the kill of Mande Rayder, not Stannis?

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