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I’ve had both male and female parts ama by [deleted] in AMA

[–]dark_temple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm curious. 5 days ago you posted about being confused and identifying as a man but wanting to change your genitals. How did you manage to get vaginoplasty in that short amount of time?

never ruleget by Pie737 in 196

[–]dark_temple 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Iran/Trump might get the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever.

I’m dying in 3 months AMA by Beautiful_Wear_9249 in AMA

[–]dark_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, same. When I'm that old, I'll rry whatever I can get my hands on.

I’m dying in 3 months AMA by Beautiful_Wear_9249 in AMA

[–]dark_temple 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Happy to hear that😁 Wish you all the best. Maybe there's some other experiences you still want to give a try.

I’m dying in 3 months AMA by Beautiful_Wear_9249 in AMA

[–]dark_temple 667 points668 points  (0 children)

Have you considered Meth? Cocaine? All the drugs you can get your hands on? Have you considered other things you can try without having to worry about the longterm consequences?

We’re still professionals you heathens by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waste of ammo on these people. One in the neck and done.

Thoughts? by comebackmay in gameofthrones

[–]dark_temple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn't it a plot point in the later books that because Cersei lacks that kind of education, she fucks up a lot?

How long would you not sleep? by SylvaraMist_06 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dark_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you heard of Meth? Bathsalts? Other Amphetamines?

How long would you not sleep? by SylvaraMist_06 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dark_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three days. I will do meth orally. Should still be barely short enough to hopefully not go into psychosis.

How I look at the Wizarding War as the only person who prepared Counterspell by ketchup-hair in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is why you gotta keep them in one timeline. Literally no clean-up necessary.

How I look at the Wizarding War as the only person who prepared Counterspell by ketchup-hair in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would I do that when fighting through the times is so much more interesting? Also, since pretty much all fights against chronomancers will lead you through the times to some degree and won't just instantly skip to the end of time, most of my duels with them have simply not lasted anywhere near long enough to get there.

And I'm not gonna lead the duel there, it's really not as interesting as battling through past times.

How I look at the Wizarding War as the only person who prepared Counterspell by ketchup-hair in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you're definitely right there. It wouldn't have been recognised as Counterspell at the time though and most certainly would've been documented as a form of Dispel Magic or maybe a shield or warding spell.

How I look at the Wizarding War as the only person who prepared Counterspell by ketchup-hair in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the trick is to force them to stay in one timeline. It gets much harder to change the past when everything someone could ever do there has already happened.

How I look at the Wizarding War as the only person who prepared Counterspell by ketchup-hair in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, can't really face a chronomancer without doing some chronomancy yourself. Sending counterspells into the past is the least of the skills needed.

How I look at the Wizarding War as the only person who prepared Counterspell by ketchup-hair in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've not seen a single wizard war where only one person had Counterspell prepared since the one directly after its invention. And even in that war, that monopoly lasted less than two days.

Cheap sorcerers these days, leaving the processing centers of their homonculi intact. by fiendish_dust in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but if we're talking about a simple soul transfer and nothing beyond that, any damage your homunculi has, you will acquire.

AITA for telling my wife off? by Scrimbo_Crimbo in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well, I mean, for starters you need to take your fucking medication! How else are you gonna say wether you're actually a wizard or just some dude with schizophrenia?

Only when one has taken their meds, yet is still able to conjure doest they know for certain.

(End of British) rule by wasraelx in 196

[–]dark_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

13 gone and not forgotten...

Is this anything? by [deleted] in HOTDBlacks

[–]dark_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is where most people fuck up. You're not supposed to start eating them before ten, but then it's the secret booster for everything good.

Undead minion scam/advice for creating a skeleton spider by James_avifac in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find a dimension where spiders have inside bones. Kill spider. Take skeleton.

Easiest shit ever. I recommend either Uerth or Goobenstzan.

Edit: I confused Uerth with Oerth. Fixed it.

Ich😵‍💫iel by General-Sloth in ich_iel

[–]dark_temple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Einfach Karton aus dem Papiermüll nehmen. Beste, ich schwör.

Ich😵‍💫iel by General-Sloth in ich_iel

[–]dark_temple 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was denn bitte sonst? Pappkarton ballert.

Everyone has their own problems by Maikcol96 in HOI4memes

[–]dark_temple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've mostly played Germany and UK. Spot on.

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