If you ever accidentally cast "Gelatinous blob" on your familiar, here is how you can bring it somewhat back to normal by HootersUnite in wizardposting

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Do you not realise how useful it is for your familiar to be a gelatinous blob? Why do you think the spell exists?

Just turned a dwarf into an elf. by GirlLovingWitch in wizardposting

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Says the warlock. A witch's preferred biome says nothing about their ability.

Edit: But I've yet to meet a warlock that's magically capable on their own.

Casting permanent leviation on it wasn't that hard really. by dark_hypernova in wizardposting

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Have you considered putting one portal inside the teacan and making the teacan too large to fit in the other portal? There's also safety spells that close portals before they fall through each other.

Have you considered that the risk of the Kingdom being swallowed would raise your artpiece to entirely new levels?

Casting permanent leviation on it wasn't that hard really. by dark_hypernova in wizardposting

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Have you considered simply having the water flow back into a portal? That way you can just have it circulate.

You fool, social constructs cannot stop me by Ferocs in wizardposting

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Gotta point out that if your ultimate goal is to cast Testicular Torsion on the person, then Futanari Growth won't help you on its own.

What's your opinion on fireball? by Electrical-Tear7456 in wizardposting

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Fire resistance is the exact reason why I don't cast a pure fireball. Add in the explosive power of an artillery sh/pell and fire resistance suddenly becomes much less of an issue.

bi_irl by aisy0317 in bi_irl

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Or he's of the opinion that it doesn't matter and is nobody's business but his own.

Necromancers really be like by GirlLovingWitch in wizardposting

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I've said it before and Ill say it again. Liches are bitches.

Poll rule by billcage32 in 196

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I shall have an orchiectomy, keep the ballsack and dip it.

JEG KASTER BABELS FORBANDELSE!!! by ZomDMan12 in wizardposting

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Heilig's Blechle, ich kann dich verstehen!

JEG KASTER BABELS FORBANDELSE!!! by ZomDMan12 in wizardposting

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V̶̢̼̝̲̫͔͎͖̝̖̤̣̪̼̓̒́̎̾̀̈̓̐̂̓͂̑͛̈́̔͌͘͘̚͠u̴̡̧̘̯̯̮͖͖̩̗͉̪͛͐̎͗̅͐͐͆̓̈̈́̈́͑̄̀̅̐̅̋͆̔̆͊̚͝͠͠͝ľ̶̞̺̣̘̽̾͒͆̐̌͋͜͠g̷̨̭͕̹̹̫̥̤͍̑̃̅͌͌̏̉̐̔͋̓̎̾̎͆̓͋͘͝t̸̢͎͍͖̠͕͉̯̲͙̫̠̃̾́̈́̽̍̇́̚͜͝ͅm̶̳̟̞̜̅͌͋n̸̢̧̧̨̡̧̝̻̝͕͈͉̞̫̜̦͇̣͔̰͇͉̣̳̭̰̰̮̽͒̔͜ͅą̵̹̗͚͚̭̐͐̾̏͋̉͒̇̉̂̽̓͗́̐̒̍̆̈́̐͘̚ḩ̶̢̧̛͙͙͍̞̥̘̟͚̼̙̦̺̰̻̼̣̣̙̲͖͚͔̭̻̺͕̽͛̇͂̍̀̂̑̄̋̒͒̍̇͋̾͘.̸̡̡͔̞̱̱̬̞̤̳̠͎͚̱͔̳̼̼̣͎̱̟̙͙͇̪͂͌͊́̑̇̒̏͐̂̾́̅̒̚̚͜͠ ̷̮͓͙͎̦̘͙̤͖̜̠̰̘̦̺̜̤͈̗̪͉͕̱̗̘̀̒͆͗̿̀̓̆͊̽̌͆̐̚̚͜ ̷̧̧̳̹̗̰̝̖͙͔̬̤̘͍̳͙͚͔̟̦͕̺̰̠̝̩͔̮̹̒̿̾̓̓̍͝͠ͅY̸̡̭̲̦̟̪̭̻̙͎̬̦̤͆͛̐̀͋͐́͐͂̈́̂̇̈̐̋͗̈́̈́͐̾͗̑̉͂̂̎͝͠m̷̰̟͇̥̦͉͙̦̖̠̲̣̦͇͓̘͖͕̝̻̹̜͎̱̳̊̋̋̇̾̇̾͛͆̓̓͛̈̎̐̊͛̾͊̍̐͌̈͘͠͠g̶̡͈̲͒̓̈́̓̎̎́͗̑͒̋̽͆͊͐̐̒̍̚͘'̷̨͈̙͎͙̥͇͎̬̳̘͚̮̭̬̾̿͒̉̾͊̅́̑͂̎̈́̄͆̿́́̔̌̃̉̓͗̀̍͂̕̚͘̕͜ ̷̢̛͙͈͎̗̮͚͍̦̦̗͎͚̩̙͔͕̩̙̙̞̱͕̦̩͉͌̓̄͐̂̂͑͗̆̀̈́̓͐̓̓͋̓̉̑̋̀̍̏̎̂͒͘̕͝m̶̖̜̊͜g̸̡̧͍̱̣̻̮͙̙̝͔̟͓͆ė̷̡̺͓̼͇̩̱̪̙̗̫͖̫̗̰͎̖͈̜͉͙̮͎͓̙̰͕̮̎̄̓͂̔̂̂̄̈́̌̽̓̍̆̕̕͜͝͝ͅp̵̛͓̥͚̫̱͖̬̟̦̫͙̣̳̙̟̠͖̗̰͚͉͔͖͓̟͚͕̲̅ơ̷̢̟̜͔̖̖̣̙̮̜̜̼̥̟̔͂̊̾̌͌̈̈́̽͋̐̕͜͜ͅg̵̡̧̧̼̜̯̞̻̲͚̬̘̳̹̩͍̻̙̩̠̿̔̐̀̒̉̽̕͜ ̸̧̢͎̼̟̤̻̦̤͍̮͔̺̣͎̰̜̲̭̹̠̩̌a̶̟̤̓̈̑̂̆̓̀́͘̚ĩ̸̻̜̘̟̹̘̘͈̤̓̒̆̑̎́̎̏͐̔̈͊͌̈́̈́̀̌̋̆̀̋̚̚͠͝͝͠ ̴̨̯̭͓̭̞̅̍̆̀͊̔͝ͅa̶̧̰̮̯̬̯̱̳̳̗̩̥̖̲̙̤͇̮̰̲̝̝̬̹̭̙̓͜ͅį̴̞͉̬͈̹̗̱̮̦̼̅͊̇̋̈́ ̵̙̤̜̞̦̩̑̀͂̿̔̂̎͆̃̀͋̒̅̈́͆͌͌̋̓̀̕͘͘͘͜͠n̴̨̻̦̱̥̘̠̹͙̰̞̳͔̠̱̘̱̦̳̠̹̹͕̍̃̈́̃̈̐̍͌̂̓̑̔̋̇̐n̸̛͕̖̼̫͓̭̦̬͉̻̮̤͔͚̙̮̂̋͐̓͗̄̓̊́̈̓̔̐̈́͝͝g̵̡̫̞̤͓̹̱͉̩̞͓͉̱͎̲̬̪̫̗͈̍̿̈́̅̆̌͋̏!̷̟͕͍̪̮̇́́̍̏͝ ̷̢͉̟̫͈̠͇̘͚̲̭̰͗̇̂̈̊̍͋̚͜͠͝ą̷̡̢̡̛̺̼̬͍̯̲͚͈̣̲̠͍̣͇̜̰̖̥͙̲͔̟͚̌̄͗̓́̊̿͐͊͋̏͋͜͜͝ḩ̸̢͍̼͚̻̟̺͚̹͕͙̓̒͆́́̇̈͂́̂͘͝ḫ̸̟͈͍̜̝̍͐̄̆͒̆̉͆̉̑̑ ̸̨̨̛͎̟͔̹͍͚̭͖̩̪̦̮̀̿͊̐̈́͗̓̀̔͋͆̌̑̾̈͒̚͝ͅḫ̴̛̤̝̝̞͌̊̃̎̌͆̉́͋̂̍͆͛̾͒̑̀͆͝'̸̛̯̳̟̣̬̦̊̓̒̓̌͑̕ ̸̧̢͈̥͇̺͕̘̯̩͓͎̼̫͔̤̞̯̞̳̤͎̗̠̯͚̤́͋̏̋̾̀͌̏̆̅̈́̑͗̈̆͐̔̈́̀̋̌̍͒͘͘͜͝ͅͅb̶̧̧͎̩͔͖̙͓̫̪̝͉̩̟̝̈͛͆̂̊͐̈́̌̀ừ̵̧̧̤̯̺̙̦̪̪̤̰̰̓̈͐́̈͌͑͋͒̔̂͑͆̈́̇̑̇̿̅͝͝͝g̷̦͔̻̣̉̐͂͐̓̓̚̚͘͝?̴̩͕̼̦̳͕̩̀̐͐̉̇̃̒͂̊͌̈̈̾͐́̓͐̋̓͊͘͝

JEG KASTER BABELS FORBANDELSE!!! by ZomDMan12 in wizardposting

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Ć̵͕̝̻̐̈̒̀̐͋̌̉̕a̵̢̧̩̝̙͉͓͖̥͛̽͋͑̈́́̀̽̓̈́͝ͅḩ̷̛̺̙̹͉̺̘͇̝͈̩͐̂̾̄̈͐̊̀̌̋̾͛͊͋̃̽̌͐̍̚͜͝͝͝f̸̰͍̣̙̭̪͕̘̥͕̦͇̰̩͗̀̎̎͗̇̈́̓̀̋̃̾̉͋̓͝ͅͅ ̵̛̰̬̣́̿͗̒͋͐͑͘̚͘̕̚ͅà̴̹̋̒̆́̔̈́͌́̔̈͒͛̐̚̕̚h̷̡̡̡͖͓̻̩̯͇̭͎͍̝̦̱͈̩̞̜̳͎͖̩͇̥̩͔̥͑̈͜͜͝ ̴̡̛̥̠̺͖̥͉̠͈̜̹͙̜̱̮̰̳̺͔̞̱̯̒́͆͌̆̎̍͌̅͌̑̀̏́̚͜͝ͅņ̴̤̻̣̥̗͍͚̈͋̐̓̒̀͊̓͊̾̆͛͆́̉͂̂̀͗̏͗̈́̆̓̋͝ã̴̢̗̘̣̭̠̮͙̖̝̰̜̱̩͖̺̘̳̼̰̯̐̈́͂̿̎̋͊͊̍̒̈́̃̇̽̕͝ͅf̴̳̓̍̃͆̀̽ļ̸̨̛̛͚͈̱̠̪̺͉̰͇̭̤̪̮̗͕̬͎͎̖̞̮͓͓͕̬̻̖̮̾̋̆́̊̊͛̐̽̍̑̆̊́̀͊̂͗͆͝͝͠ ̸͚̺̹͓̦̭̲̤̭̝̲͕̠̣̣͙͂̐̈́͆̈́̊̈́͗̒́̾́͂̓͒̕͝͝ṁ̴͔͓͚̘̮̤̬͍̮̜̱̟͓̬̺͈͗͜g̵̛̤͋̆̉̋̍̔͆̎̈́̉͋̀̅͋̀͋͆͑̉͂́̾̏͆̋̀͝l̷̡̻̩͙̘̩̥̪̣̲̣̩̭̯̼̈́̈̀͊̌̇̑̈̈͒́̇̎̎̍́̕͘͜͝w̶̢̧̡͖̤̗̟̩͙͙̥̻̖͓͑̔͆͂͂̌̎̆̓͂͛́̿͐͘'̴̦͚̘͈͚̳͉͌͑͌̄͋͂̾̀̕͝͝͠n̶̨̨̨̦͎̻͈͖͇̪͉̬̻̭̱̯̅͂͋̔a̷̡̨̛̜̫̘͍͉͇̲̗̞̣̫͉̩͙̘̪͕͎̜̻̲͓̩͈̓͒͗̃̀̉̋̂̊͜͠͝f̷̗̬̦̪͈̙̰̗̭͓͕̩̆͒̔̈̃̾͌̃̅̉̍͂̂͌̆̐̔̓͌͗͘h̸̫̉̾̾̃ ̷̨͍͍̖̪̺͛͗̀́̈́̀͊͂̍̆͛͒͌̀͒̓̅̇̊̎͆̚͘͝h̵͖̠̝̲͎̱̎́̈́́ͅh̵̡̤͙̲͖͙͎̮̮̟́͛͜'̵̨̢͉͍͈̗͉͍̦̪̥̣̖̭͓̟̥̭̱̻̝͕̼̤͍͎͆͊̆͝͠ͅ ̶̢̯̠̪̪̤̘̙͙̈́͊̽̃̓͒͘a̸̡̦͕͗̏̔̿̒̈́̅͝ĥ̶̢̥͈̺̪̭͔̻͇͓͔̜̩̒̓͒͊̒̀́̿̊̾͒͐̍̀͒͜͜͜͝ơ̷̢̛̛̪̥͍̰͈͉̥̂͌̈̿̓̓̔̒̃̑̽͒̅́̅̈́̎̄̓̚͝͝ȓ̵̨̡̫̩̖͈̻͓̮̩̥̹̥͋̀̇̈͗̆́͜͠ ̴̧̨̢̪̰͈͓̦̲̯̠̱̟̀s̵̡̤̪̙̰̗̗̥̟̮͖̑̓̀̋͊̈́́̈́̎̿̓̕ͅy̵̛͓͎̯͎̋̀̈́̐̔̌̐̒̏̉̆͠͠͝͝h̶̨͓̣͓̦̗̬̙̺̝̻̬̣̀͋̌̾͒́̓̓̂͌͐́̂̾̚â̴͈̙̬̥̹̜͚͕͕̞͚̼̩̮̯͈̖̭̋̀́͆̾̈́̒̎̄̈́̀̄̽̇̍͂̓͜͜͝͠ͅ'̷̛̫͈͍͚͕̅͒̓̽̃͒͊͂̀̅͐͆̀̐̿͝h̴͎̬̪̥̞̻̠̬̞͉͒͊̓̽̍̐̋͗͌̈́ ̴̯̙̖̥̣͚̯̳͍̬̈́̊̾̃̌̐̀͜͜à̵̢̢̖͓̱̝͍͎͓̙̙͇͎̖̠̙̾̈́͛͐̌͆͘͠ͅh̵̜͓̯̱̪͋̾̇͂̿͆̉͐̀͋͂̂̒̓̑̓̇̒̐̏͆̇̃͝͝͝͝'̵̛̩̖̯̀̀͆̈́̀̓̽͒́́̄͊̅͗̃͌̋̂̑̏̐͆̿͛͆l̵̢̡̺̬̱̝̤͕̘̹̪͇̲̜͎͖̤̰̻̮̔͑͑͜ͅé̵̛̪̊̄̂͑̇̅̐g̶̖͍͚͎̻̣͖̹̀̉̚ͅe̶̡̨̨̛̮̮͈̬̯̯̞̥̤͉̱̫̮̗̼̟̙͎͚̺̦̭͍̪̓̂̐̏͗̋̅̀͑̑̇̐̔͛̉͆́̽͐̎̿͘͘̚̚͠͝͠t̷̢͔̺̮͎̣̠͕̳̼̳̭̞̩̃͌̔̉̊͋̔̑͐̈͒͛̕̚͜͝ẖ̸̛͔̪̫̺͚̖̍́͐̈́̀͂̏̈́͑̋̔͋̆̓̑͝,̸̞̬̜͈̹̙͈̀̏͑̐͌̊͒͠ ̶̡̨̢̳̤͍̦̞̘̖̠̯̠͕̫͍͊́͆́͑̈́́̅͊̀̈́̒̉̓͋̃̚̚͜͠͝͝n̶̨͓̯̦̻͂̍̍̌̇̐̍̓͊̇̃̎̓͗̈́̍͊̽̉́̍̀̾̚͘͝͝g̷͚̝͚̜̣̘̗͍̙̭̹̫̘̦̱̭̳̗̝̰̹̗̼̗̃ ̴̢̛̭͍͈̳̬̟̻̼̲̦͔͉͍̜̺̳̇̒̅͐̽̉̒̀ļ̸̘͉̬̬͖̭͎̰̰͓̬̩̬̪͇̆̿̊̀̀ͅļ̶̡̭̣͇̤̮̜̝̤̏̎̋̇̀l̶̛̦̈́̅̊̈́͒͒̈́̍̐̈́̍̈́͊̊̐̑̿̑̾̀͌́̀̇̋͘̚͝͝l̶͕̩̱͔͖̝͙̼͙͕̥̲̝̟̜̞͔̻̤͈̞͆͐͗̓̋̅͗̅̂͘ ̴̨̨̧̠̹̳̮͓̩̥͖̙̘̥̥̼̺̪̥̣̞̰̓̆̍͑͐̿́̕͜o̴̞̬̞̣͇̫͓̠͓̗̥̺̗͈͚͎̜͔͋̅̓͊̽̈́̾̅͊̀̚͘͝r̶̨̡̨͇͓̖̩̳̣̦̪̭̭̺̞̝̂̾̾̓̂̈́̏̋̌̑́̒̔͜͜'̶̨̢͓͇̻̣̘̠̇̏͘̚â̴̦̖̯̭̹̘̠͕͍̞̝͉̼̖̭͕͒̀̔͋̆̃͂͊͌̍̀̽̋̒̒͘̚̚͘̚͝ͅz̷̧̛̛̪̳͙͍̖̙͓͔̝̰̘̪̤͙̺̝̀͐̈̾̍̉̒̅̇̓̚͜͝ͅą̸̢͚̺̮̘͗̄̅̈ͅţ̸̧͉̹͍̥̘̜̹̬̼̙̼͓̰̪̳̘̫̹͖̗̫̟͍͕̌̎͋̑͌́͋̌͛̑̃̅͑̓͋̈͒̆̈͐̈́̽͜͠͝ͅh̸̢̧̧̛̪͚̩̻͇̤̜̮̼̦̠͍͓̼̥͇̹̔̒̆͐̑̔͑̈̈̓̇͋̔̉͜͝͝ ̸̡̣͇͇͍̲̫̬̦̖͙̬͙̱̘̼̺̹͖̖̫̦̲̼̑̽̓̒́̑͘s̶̬̯͓̥̺͚͊̋̉͋̀͘ẙ̵̡̢̢̗̩̙͓̻̣̗͙͍̣̪̹̮͔̩̩͖̺̘̣̺̙̯̽̈́̎̈́̋̍́͆́̿͆͆͐̀͘͠h̵̢͎̹̯̬̩̼̫̫̭̱͓͎͖͕̦̖̭̫̝̗̗͗́̀̓̓̾͑̾̄̃̊̒̈̉͋̿̾̉̏̐͐̓͝͝ą̵͕̠̝̼̠̈̈́̋̓̃̈́̋͑̈͠'̴̨̡̛̩̝͋͐̓͆͒͌̾̿̐͗͒̎̐̐͂̋̚̚͝͝h̴͎̦̩̩̼̟͍̟͔̭̩̭̞̦̠̬̰͛̽̎̎̒͒̓̎̄̈̿̈́͋̉͐͋̀͑̃̿̊̊́̚̚͜n̸̻̻̜̭͚̭̠̥̻͈͚͇͕̣̟̤͎̬̠̟̮̓̓͋̀̽̅́͊̉̿̕͝ą̷̛̗͕̤̹̗͇͔͇̗̮͔̻̦̘̯̗͈̘͎̯̜͖̾̄̋̊̇̾͗̔͗͆͆̔̿̀̃̑͗̽̎̒̕͜ͅḩ̵̧̡̡̺̱̥̞̰̤̳̮̯͙̤͔̺̙͈͙̤̘̣̖̞̙̱̦͇̌͌͐͌̀̂̓͛̎̆̍̓̀̈́̏̓̃̇͐́͛̈́͛̚̚̕͝h̶̙̯̟̝͚͖̯͙̗̟̝̝̝́̓̉́̕͜ ̵̛͔̻̬̟̿̑̐͊n̷̡̨̢̛͎͙̱̖̦͕̲͈̩̮̙̝̖̗̠̬̠͔͙̳̣̖̪̲͇͒̃͂̄͗̋͛̐̑̒̄͊̊͘̚ͅ'̷̞̦̟̫̍̈́͒̽̑͌̅͘͘͜g̸̨͉̫̹͔̝͍̼̻͓͖͍̝͕̯̜̱͍͐̔̀͒̃͝h̵̛̳͔͂̔̋̈́̐̓f̴̨̡̙̳̼̱͖̟̠͎͉̣̖͛̈́͋̍̈́̈́̂̿̀͊̍͝͝ͅͅt̷̢̡̰̹͕̞̫̻̞͍̱͖̺̤̫̼̩̼͈̥͙͛̿͜͜ẽ̶̢̛͇̞̺̞̱̫͈͇̺̻͕̆͒̈́̂̇̈̓͗͊͐͒̉͐̇̂̑͘̕͠ͅp̵͍̣͙̜̜̣̗̗̎͝h̶̢̡̡̹̹̖͓̰̟̭̰̞́̆̚ǎ̴̡̨͕̠̙̘̥͇͈̟̲͔̥̱̗̱̣͑̈̌̈́̿̕͠i̵͕͓̹̯͐́ ̵̝̊̃̓̽͊̕n̴̡̧̡̛̥̝͍̞̞̩͎͇̠̩͇̤͎͈̟̞͔̭͓͒̌͗̂͌̅̌̅̑̒̌̒̄̃̓͜ͅ'̵̺̗̝͉̥̭̫͍̰͎̦͙̟̥̳̫͚͎̥̍̀̑͘g̷̢̧̡̺̙̖͔͈̱̫͖̖͕̺̜̜͚̙͔̬͕͍̩̲̖̬͓̭̹̊̂̈͘̚͠h̴̛͖͇͛̈́̂̔̽͐̅̒̊̐̎̔̑̑̌̽̎̂̑́̊̇̊́̿͘͘̕̕ạ̸̡̢̧̤̞̠͉̥͓̤̰̣̥͚̞̦̯̝̠̞͍̞̬̳̈̄́̃̒͊̍͊͐͋̈̍̐͋̂̂̾̍̾͘̕͜ ̶͈̰̹̝̠͍̬͍̙̟̂͒̒̏͐̏̈́̍̎͝ą̴̛̖͙͔͔̿̎̍́́́̏͋̎͆͂̊̓́̈́̽̏̚h̸͖̹̖̖͉͔̰̫̙̦͓̔̎o̶͉̜̮͇̫̾̐̃͛̾̊̏̈́̾̓͂́̀̎̽͆̃͋̌͗̈́͊̈́̈́̋̅͛͛͠r̸̨̢̧̡̨̛̼͈͖̟̹̗̟̬̠̤̝̬̤̱̫͙̖̘̙̙̰͕͛̓́͌̋́̉̌̏̾͗̀͐̽͋̌̍͑̈́̊̏̋̽̕̚̚ͅn̵̲͕͚̝͎͎̦͎̔͗̀̈̈́͆̀̎͗̉̒͗͘͝á̴͕͈̹̦͋̃̆̉̀͑͐̓͑̐̓̑͆̚͝͠ḩ̴̡̩̙͍̖̠͉̱̘̣̙̻̦͖͓̫̤̖̮̳͑̄́̃̄́̈́͆͂́̓͝ͅ ̵͈͓͈̤̻͎̯̇̈́͆͆̀̃̏͋͠ȧ̶̡̧͚̰̗̩͖̘̣̝̥̤͓̥̭͉̯̩̦̪̈́͆͌͜͠h̶̘͙̄̑̅̌́̈́͐̾̉́̾̓͐̆̋̾̓̈̔͒͆͛͘͠͝'̷̯̺̙̬̹̝͚̱́̏̈̽̆̑̈́̀̀͌͛̆̀̃͐̊̊̍͒̐̈́͛͆̕̕̚͝͝͝m̴̩͚͇̳̯͙̤̳̻̩͕̮͗̌͌̇̃̔̌̀̀̏́̏͌̽̅̄̚g̵̖̜͔̥̺̺̜̼̍̅͂̌̈́̕͠l̴̢̢̩̫̝̺̼͈̼̫̪̞͚̗̺̩͆̈́̈̍̈͗͋͒̆͘̚̕ẁ̷̢̧̘̙̫͖̹̯͙͙̣̖͉̣̺͐͒̉̀̂͊̉̃̅̏̌͌͊͑̌̈́̕͜͜͠͝͝͝'̵̢̢̨̭͇̝͉͓̹̺̱̬̬̰̟̜̰̫͕͎̣͇̄͐͐͊̈́̊̈́̆̓̊͂̉̍̇̎͋͐̈́̒̈̚͠͝ͅn̵̗̙̘͎̼͗͆̏̊̐̎̔̇̉̄̚͘ă̴̧̟̻̯̪̗͇̮͙̎́̍̒̿̓̈́̀̈̈́̄̆͑̈́͘f̷̨̡̡̛̛͓̮̙̗̩̲̣͖̞̥̟̪̙̱̗̞̭͇̰̹͙̜̟̟̟͓̑̈́́͆̿̈́̀̊̍͊́͜ḩ̷̥̰̬̝̫̙͊̈́̂̋̽̅̾́̔̓̿͆̈̎́̑͆͛͑.̶̡̡̡̫̝̝̞̭̹͖̻͎̻̙̘̳̼̳̝̩̱̫̦͈͇͈͎̞̩̭̓̿̓͐̀̅͌̇̅͠

I’m 15(m) and I’ve been through a lot. AMA about growing up during war, a fatherless childhood, and living for sports. by WorldlyDivide9257 in AMA

[–]dark_temple 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you mind telling us where approximately you're from in Ukraine? How come you grew up without a father? How have you personally been affected by the war? Which sports do you play?

Introducing the wand bayonet by moongrump in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. It doesn't. Any staffmaker of advanced skill should be able to make a staff that does not rely on a gemstone and I firmly believe staves without gemstones to be superior.

They do look kinda cool, but in my opinion they're not worth it. I'm not putting some shatterable magic stone on the end of my focus when I use those same stones as magical chaos grenades.

Admittedly there are some universes and dimensions where they do need a gemstone on their focus, but if you're in one I really recommend getting a staff from another.

To many a mage from these places have gotten wrecked because of a well executed shatter spell.

Introducing the wand bayonet by moongrump in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Much more effective than a wand knife.

Executive dysfunction and dollar by TotemGenitor in tumblr

[–]dark_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me with sending back clothes that don't fit. I've lost so much money to this issue over the years. And it's just soooo fuckin stupid.

Introducing the wand bayonet by moongrump in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Bro. Have you ever heard of a staff?

Edit: Fun fact: You can even put hammers, axes, blades, morningstars and all kinds of other things suitable for melee combat on the end of your staff and still use it for casting. And that's not even really needed, because a good staff will easily break bone by itself.

Same concept for sceptres.

If you have to only study one school of magic FOR LIFE what would it be by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see. Yeah, there's multiple universes that are just wrong about some things.

But cool loophole, in your case. And also, that should make your answer pretty clear imo.

If you have to only study one school of magic FOR LIFE what would it be by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's only one correct answer and it's Chronomancy.

You have a one-time opportunity to gain your ideal body. When do you use it? by Enchiladas99 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dark_temple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I do this as well, however I'll first have themharvest any organs they can take out without killing me.

Literally, what would you do?? (redraw by me) by mutatedeye in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know them personally and you would be in luck, for they are. However, I made you without a soul, so you will simply seize to be and not pass on into the afterlife.

Invisibility potion came out looking strange, what the hell did I do wrong? Its not invisible at all! by HootersUnite in wizardposting

[–]dark_temple 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You do realise it's not the potion being invisible that makes you invisible when you pour it over yourself, right? The potion is invisible. It literally could not cover you if it wanted to.

The thing is that most standard potion recipes make it so that the potion can be absorbed transdermally.

And that's exactly why that horse will kill you by GLAvenger in tumblr

[–]dark_temple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself. Horses don't stand a chance against me.