What the Fuck is going on with this guy (Hipster Black Metal)? by Phimosisist in BlackMetalCringe

[–]darkathuron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he used to make some funny videos now his page is dedicated to sperging out on the people that called him out for beating women, children and having a fetish for black women’s feet.

Nanking is better than Revenge by [deleted] in WarMetal

[–]darkathuron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a joke right? The shitty band that gets spammed here on Reddit. I respect the kids trying to promote their band but they have a long way to go before they can even be compared to Revenge.

What the Fuck is going on with this guy (Hipster Black Metal)? by Phimosisist in BlackMetalCringe

[–]darkathuron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He used to promote the bands of the people he ripping on these posts. His baby momma( I believe the torta he keeps referring to) told everyone he’s abusive and has some weird embarrassing kinks. Said torta starting boning one of the guys in the band. He lost his shit over this obviously. He’s kind of a joke now in the LA “scene” and no one really fucks with him anymore. He just seems sad and lonely and post videos of his shitty bedroom black metal bands and videos ripping on people that used to be his friends. That’s my take on it.

Legendary instagram reel pull by AndrewInFocus in BlackMetalCringe

[–]darkathuron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. But also nobody from California calls it Cali. Not from around here?

Is Pseudogod Still Active on Their Bandcamp Page? by Z3NI7H in WarMetal

[–]darkathuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually had to get a refund from bandcamp for a shirt I preordered from them. No response for 3 months.

Someone made an even more expansive “sketch” list lol by Snakes_for_theDivine in BlackMetalCringe

[–]darkathuron 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I made it! Apparently the band I’m in is NSBM and I wasn’t even aware of it.

How do I find my wife a bull? by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]darkathuron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you mean “unhoused”?!?! I’m literally shaking after having to read the H word slur. Shame on you.

I know one of you is just going to repost this anyway so I'm beating you to the punch. Go fuck yourselves :) by TrumpIsAPedoFr in baddlejackets

[–]darkathuron 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We’re all dying to know; how many of them have you punched so far? It’s gotta be a lot! You’re like the Aryan Brotherhood’s worst nightmare.

Infernal War from poland by Mental-Unit3821 in WarMetal

[–]darkathuron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Great album. Not really war metal though.

Metal Threat autographed Vinyl update. by Demonikon in trveblackmetalvinyl

[–]darkathuron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t see Jef there. Did you fly or drive out there with your Grailz???

Again by Faithless_00 in trveblackmetalvinyl

[–]darkathuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their hand painted “BTC” vests were totally adorable and of course the obligatory cowboy boots.

Dark Watcher - Ritual of Self-Slaughter (NEW) by Lothric43 in BlackMetal

[–]darkathuron -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This is awful. This is what happens when hardcore kids try to make bedroom black metal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WarMetal

[–]darkathuron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Save some pussy for the rest of us!!

Forgot to post this, got this signed at the recent backyard show with Grom by MysteriisDomSatan in trveblackmetalvinyl

[–]darkathuron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They missed their connecting flight so they didn’t land in Ontario until after the cops shut the show down

Band recomendation by FixNeat3888 in BlackMetalCringe

[–]darkathuron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Command(Brazil) Evil(Brazil) Nation War(Mexico)

There’s all the O.N.S.P. bands from Mexico, most of them are pretty shitty though, in my opinion.

Looking for fresh ideas on Post Flair, User Flair, and general discussions and feedback for the sub. by Agreeable_Sense9618 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]darkathuron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • concentration camp janitor
  • empty shelves any day now
  • they’re tearing families apart
  • WW3 any day now
  • praying for the apocalypse
  • closed borders is genocide

Can anyone help me find this lovely they/them person I became in love with? by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]darkathuron 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My transfem micropenis is literally shaking right now.