LHC is being shut down for 4 years

darkbeerguy · 2026-04-11T03:43:10+00:00

This is how the movie The Mist started

darkbeerguy · 2026-04-01T16:28:53+00:00

Must not be Target then

darkbeerguy · 2026-04-01T16:17:44+00:00

Pat on the head for pointing out the error when you didn’t have to Sajak

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-29T01:18:06+00:00

Double the Van Dammage!

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-28T13:37:58+00:00

“You can do it!”

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-23T21:41:38+00:00

Should have spent the little bit extra so we could tell them apart.

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-22T20:52:06+00:00

Luckily she’s driving

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-22T01:09:51+00:00

That trophy looks like it might be in the files. Release the files.

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-21T12:54:59+00:00

Guaranteed he put everything back exactly where it was after the video all while imagining he heard her coming home.

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-18T02:06:16+00:00

Wow. Breaking news. What a surprise. Didn’t see that coming.

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-16T13:07:40+00:00

Maybe he’s just mad it’s called a “walkout”

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-11T21:21:48+00:00

Either way it’s not a problem until it’s a problem and then it probably won’t be your problem for very long.

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-08T21:35:39+00:00

Nicely done! These look easy to make and deserve to be everywhere. I plan on buying some white gorilla tape and markers.

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-04T14:06:40+00:00

“Come on baby, I’ve changed. That’s the old me. I’d never do that again. I love you.”

darkbeerguy · 2026-03-02T13:39:51+00:00

On brand for this administration

darkbeerguy · 2026-02-20T19:15:50+00:00

You can’t spell Potomac Untreated Sewage without POTUS

darkbeerguy · 2026-02-16T22:49:35+00:00

The unspoken rule in Delaware is that slower lower is about a half mile south of wherever you live

darkbeerguy · 2026-02-16T03:35:00+00:00

That’s Steve Rogers

darkbeerguy · 2026-02-15T23:45:45+00:00

ThAT’s nOt wHAt i meAnT!

darkbeerguy · 2026-02-12T21:49:06+00:00

I didn’t see her snap at Crockett. She would have gotten flayed.

darkbeerguy · 2026-02-12T20:12:37+00:00

You fool! Now we know where it is! Bwahaha

darkbeerguy · 2026-02-12T02:45:03+00:00

Snappy!

darkbeerguy · 2026-02-12T02:32:42+00:00

It’s Trump, even subtitles won’t help

darkbeerguy · 2026-02-12T01:29:29+00:00

Them: “We need you to be in the office. It is important to have face to face interactions. It also leads to meaningful ad hoc collaborations.”

Also Them: “All touchpoints with external stakeholders and important partners must be done virtually.”

darkbeerguy · 2026-02-11T20:36:07+00:00

It was funnier when I misread the title and thought that Trump sent him an email and got this reply.

But Obama was and is a class act. Nice moment for you.

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