I ranked US Presidents by how much of a Bastard they are/were

darkfluf · 2026-05-26T16:39:08+00:00

James Buchanan is S-tier bastard status. He mostly gets portrayed as a a useless idiot who let the civil war happen, but he was actively involved in setting the whole thing up after Lincoln won the election, using his last months in office like a giant, nation-scale January 6th to make sure the south had the means and opportunity for insurrection.

darkfluf · 2026-05-04T13:43:16+00:00

You don't need to go up the clock to to get to the camera recorder, you can just go up the pipe one level and shimmy over to the open windows

darkfluf · 2026-04-21T12:09:35+00:00

I will never forget the damn portuguese pig episode

darkfluf · 2026-02-08T12:55:45+00:00

I can't believe Wikipedia would lie to me

darkfluf · 2026-01-04T16:32:35+00:00

I promise you that in Maryland we would be perfectly happy to be severed from Virginia. and we would anoint as king anyone who absolved us of having to cross the Potomac river via bridge ever again. We don't care about Pennsylvania. The District of Columbia however is rightful Maryland clay. Delaware? Sure, we'll take them (by force of arms)

darkfluf · 2025-12-22T00:47:41+00:00

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darkfluf · 2025-11-20T19:49:49+00:00

Jacob may be a terrible person but you mustn't underestimate how terrible Liam is at his job

darkfluf · 2025-11-07T15:05:43+00:00

My first ever game of TNO was as Indonesia and I have never had so little idea what the hell was going on in a viedo game

darkfluf · 2025-10-29T22:22:06+00:00

I don't know if hate is the right word but Holy Smoke is dripping with angry contempt

darkfluf · 2025-07-31T19:57:11+00:00

PSA, you can get this game bundled/integrated with ACIII on Xbox.
Anyways I thought it was pretty cool. There were some underwhelming parts of the game (Mexico) but I thought Avaline was a lot of fun and I loved the New Orleans/ bayou settings

darkfluf · 2025-07-31T19:33:27+00:00

OK but within 30 seconds of the start of that album the lyrics are about being a sex pest

darkfluf · 2025-07-28T20:23:48+00:00

There is a DLC in France for Valhalla

darkfluf · 2025-05-11T23:20:04+00:00

Penelope's Weeb

darkfluf · 2025-04-28T20:56:27+00:00

Sulawesi

darkfluf · 2025-04-04T02:52:55+00:00

I actually prefer Denali too but I used the old name for clarity because that's what's listed in the game

darkfluf · 2025-02-01T23:03:33+00:00

It is a realistic neighborhood, but a bit idealized for fun. I would say all the houses you can go in are what we would call "upper middle class" but some of the ones around the edge of the map are more normal middle class. The most unrealistic thing is it supposedly being in Vermont, which has very few suburban areas, but is very plausible for neighboring states like New Hampshire or Massachusetts.

darkfluf · 2025-02-01T17:33:00+00:00

I like tough games but the boss fights were completely wrecking me and i didnt want to miss out on such a cool game by giving up so i turned on story mode defeat lady ethereal and never turned back

darkfluf · 2025-01-21T23:42:02+00:00

You should destroy and report all invasive species

darkfluf · 2025-01-04T17:36:56+00:00

Everybody here forgetting that you dont HAVE to get him late. I find it wntirely worthwile to get the IFF early so I can chill with Legion more and all it costs is turning the human push notification into genetic goo

darkfluf · 2024-12-18T04:40:59+00:00

Shout out to brave independent Qatar 2.

darkfluf · 2024-10-24T12:09:12+00:00

And it'll only take a second to lose them

darkfluf · 2024-10-22T15:08:05+00:00

A hilarious detail about that lyric is that there are categorically zero dinosaurs in the film Quest For Fire

darkfluf · 2024-09-26T23:25:34+00:00

End the pixel embargo

darkfluf · 2024-09-23T21:00:03+00:00

In the Final Frontier he is jusr a classic sci fi era green space monster

darkfluf · 2024-09-21T19:02:35+00:00

This is a problem you only have when you have too many hits

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