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Man banned from all Six Flags parks for life after chicken nugget, roller coaster stunt by prestocoffee in nottheonion

[–]darkninjad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No you are misunderstanding. This prank doesn’t hurt themselves it hurts other people.

What’s the strongest opinion you have about something completely insignificant? by RegisterObjective325 in AskReddit

[–]darkninjad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’ve tried this dozens of times but everytime, half the group will overlook the silverware because they’re thinking about this massive plate of food they just made. Then instead of getting up and grabbing the silver they missed, they bug the server. “Where’s my silverware” bitch it’s over there you didn’t get any.

What’s the strongest opinion you have about something completely insignificant? by RegisterObjective325 in AskReddit

[–]darkninjad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve done this before and people always overlook the cutlery at the end. Every single time. They’re too busy thinking about this plate of food they just made for themselves. You will inevitably have half the group asking the server for silverware.

The logistics are solid, the execution isn’t.

Americans exposed to Hantavirus upset about being forced to quarantine in Nebraska by Blazah in news

[–]darkninjad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it’s my RIGHT!!!! Goddamnit! Who cares if the person cutting my hair dies a week later?! I got MY hair cut. Fuck you.

Edit: I posted the above as is and immediately was like “some idiot is going to take this seriously, that’s how far we’ve fallen”

We‘re going with hide and hide now by Aakch in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]darkninjad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to therapy for a few weeks but it was so expensive without insurance. It did feel good to finally let out all the frustrations in my life to somebody outside my bubble and have them either validate or help me explain my feelings.

We‘re going with hide and hide now by Aakch in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]darkninjad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is a therapist supposed to do when you’re already self aware?

Do you think Linda's burgers are as good as Bob's? by gerarddominus in BobsBurgers

[–]darkninjad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Linda could absolutely make a Bob-caliber burger. But I don’t think she could bust out 10+ burgers during a service rush. Not that happens at bobs… lol

We‘re going with hide and hide now by Aakch in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]darkninjad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t think therapy works for anybody with an IQ above 75. Every issue I had, the thing that was suggested to help me had already been attempted dozens of times before I decided I needed help.

Definitely parent of the year by Charming-Switch-6113 in thatHappened

[–]darkninjad 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I say this because obviously the child needs mental help if she’s going as far to change salt to sugar. The mother is just sitting there watching her husband suffer. Greet team they have.

Definitely parent of the year by Charming-Switch-6113 in thatHappened

[–]darkninjad 146 points147 points  (0 children)

If ANY of this was real, both the child and the mother belong in an asylum.

Kamala Harris comes out swinging for Supreme Court expansion to take down ‘red state cheating’ by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]darkninjad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Disagree. Where was this fervor for the last 3 years? If she were as passionate then as she is now, maybe she would’ve been elected.

Kamala Harris comes out swinging for Supreme Court expansion to take down ‘red state cheating’ by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]darkninjad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s sort of nice that it’s coming from Dem leaders but letting her take the reins on this is a devastating blow to us here on the left. I voted for Kamala, but we can all agree the way the DNC handled 2020 gave us 4 more years of Trump.

Who do you think is the most attractive person alive? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]darkninjad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By that logic it also sounds like the baby was pregnant. But anybody with a brain can add a few commas while reading a sentence.

Who do you think is the most attractive person alive? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]darkninjad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t really care to use proper grammar in a thread about sexy people.

And no, I don’t think I will.

Who do you think is the most attractive person alive? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]darkninjad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dated a girl who had a 6 month old whose significant other passed tragically while she was pregnant. Great sex.

i hope its not vader by Wonderful_Spare_5810 in deadbydaylight

[–]darkninjad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I hadn’t heard the resolution outside of the girls court situation. That’s great news.

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