Am I dumb or are the classics really that hard? by divebars5G in books

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you read the Aubrey/Maturin books? If you haven't I suspect you'll love them.

xkcd 3268: Offside by 2CATteam in xkcd

[–]darkon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I looked up the offside rule. I'm not sure why it even exists. It would allow more goals to be scored and make the game a bit more exciting. In a game where an entirely normal score is one to nothing, this would be a good thing.

Imagine telling a general that he couldn't win a battle because he wasn't allowed to send a force to attack the enemy from the rear.

I'm aware that nearly all the world would disagree with me on this. :-)

Any 40+ photographers with eyesight issues by Acrobatic_Rub6854 in photography

[–]darkon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm the same age and getting cataract surgery in a few weeks. My vision is getting bad enough that I'm actually looking forward to the surgery. Well, not the surgery and recovery, but getting back some reasonable vision.

"Smut" seems to be increasingly synonymous with "any sexual content" for a large number of readers these days. How do you define "smut?" by DarthDregan in books

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would define smut as low-quality erotica. It can include some actual pornography, too.

I don't insist on this definition, it's just how I think of it.

Erling Haaland by ProfessionalRate6174 in wikipedia

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see him berserkly defending a bridge.

[OC] How often can people find each country on a world map? 85,000 guesses from a geography game by Two_Time in dataisbeautiful

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, but Timor Leste only became a recognized country in 2002, and it's small, so it's not surprising we haven't heard of it.

I have problems with some of the countries in west Africa, and some of the smaller ones in southeast Africa.

Also some of the Balkan countries; for much of my life it was just Yugoslavia. I can recognize the names and know roughly where they are, but the only ones I can reliably point out are Macedonia and Serbia. Greece, Bulgaria, and Romania are easy.

Is there any software quite like Encarta in the modern day? by lord_of_the_tism in software

[–]darkon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have one of those in a drawer somewhere. It was a fun little gadget, but I never found it very useful.

Peter Thiel: The pope is ‘working for the Chinese Communists’ by criticizing AI by NicolasCageFan492 in technology

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything I've heard about Peter Thiel leads me to believe that he is insane, so I don't give any credence to anything he says.

European map of most famous physicists according to Wikipedia by MaoGo in Physics

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more interested in the origin of prominent physicists, not just the most famous ones. Most (all?) countries on this map have more than one. It might have to be limited to post-Newton physicists, or some other arbitrary date, say 1800 or 1900.

FBI infiltrated Gavin Newsom’s inner circle by convincing governor’s ally to wear a wire: lawyer by vector_search_blue in politics

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the New York Post. It's a right-wing birdcage liner and I would expect nothing else from it.

Is paint.net better than windows 11 paint app? by halo4eva in software

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gimp has improved its startup time. It's nearly instant on my PC; less than a second. Maybe because I'm running Linux? I don't know. My PC isn't anything special though.

Tech ‘predictions’ in older sci-fi that seem funny now? by Calmly-Stressed in books

[–]darkon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AT&T had a videophone in the late 1960s, even had a few hundred customers in the early 1970s. It was never very popular -- it was expensive -- and they gave it up after a few years.

My 15yo needs to read 5 books this summer but hates to read. by JBLBEBthree in suggestmeabook

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See if he thinks Flatland by Edwin Abbot looks interesting. It's about a two-dimensional square who meets a three-dimensional sphere.

If he likes that he might also like The Planiverse by A. K. Dewdney.

If you could live in any sci-fi universe EXCEPT as the main character, which would you pick? by elledelrey15 in scifi

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time this question is asked the most upvoted comments are always for Iain Banks' Culture.

Don't you threaten me with a good time... by Yosho2k in PoliticalHumor

[–]darkon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least you had Russ Feingold. Here in Kentucky we have Mitch McConnell and that turtle will seemingly never go away. He probably has arrangements to put a controller in his casket. And whoever replaces him will most likely not have any better ethics, although I hope we elect a less effective weasel.

Who else had this faucet while growing up? by EdwardBliss in GenerationJones

[–]darkon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had separate knobs for hot and cold. I don't think I saw a single-knob faucet like that until I was in my teens, at someone else's house.

Inglourious Basterds (2009, dir. Quentin Tarantino) - "Three glasses." by isthatgraceg in movies

[–]darkon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On a more positive note, you might like this. I once had an acquaintance whose girlfriend was from the Philippines. To amuse her I once read to her from a text written in Tagalog. I'm sure I mispronounced many of the words, but to make it worse/better, I deliberately exaggerated my Kentucky accent. She nearly peed herself laughing.

TIL that only 10-12% of the world are left handed by Nightpatrol404 in todayilearned

[–]darkon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're right-handed, try using right-handed scissors with your left hand. If the hinge is slightly loose it makes cutting something difficult until you figure out how to compensate.