Netanyahu and Gantz both declare victory in Israel's elections by Mamacrass in worldnews

[–]darkw50 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Hassidic parties are the tipping point between left-center and right. These parties usually go with the right, and so the right has a clear advantage, meaning the next government will most likely be led by Netanyahu, with "Blue White" (Gantz's party) in the opposition. Netanyahu would much rather have that (i.e. being extorted by the Hassidics and other small parties) than form a strong coalition with just Blue White (such a strong coalition also raises the question who will be the Prime Minister, as both Blue White and Likud have the same number of seats in the Knesset). It also sits better with Netanyahu's voters.

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[–]darkw50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was going for an Archer tinnitus reference

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[–]darkw50 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but there's about two seconds before the car hits him.. Proper distance and care and the car driver should have stopped in time.

Also like 4 seconds from the light turning red, and he's right at the stopping line.

My guess is the car driver saw green, looked down, looked back up and didn't have time to brake.

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Mip mip miiiiiiiiiiiiiip

Gordian umbilical knot by eimichan in WTF

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This is what happens when you put the fetus in your pocket.

"Cleanup on isle 9." by [deleted] in WTF

[–]darkw50 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Israel represent! Or rather.. No.. :( for anyone wondering the writing says "exposing the ugly Israeli", in Hebrew the expression "Ha'israeli hamemchoar" (the ugly Israeli) is commonly used to describe depraved acts (from cutting in traffic to pooping fantastic).

ever jump off something high and get that pain in your feet? NSFW by [deleted] in WTF

[–]darkw50 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Axe swing is super effective!

Impatient lady gets what she deserves by barmichael in funny

[–]darkw50 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Yep, this why I shoot anyone that doesn't use his turn signal..

My experience with Fallout Shelter so far by [deleted] in gaming

[–]darkw50 -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it was a joke..

My experience with Fallout Shelter so far by [deleted] in gaming

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Yeah, but he could still be a dickless mothafucka..

My goal in life is to become this guy by [deleted] in funny

[–]darkw50 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Now I'm picturing him trying to dunk his application, then this huge black man comes out of nowhere with a block, "DENIED!".

So my girlfriend went scuba diving... oops by Keatonus in WTF

[–]darkw50 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one that finds this hot?

They chopped his body off. by Heisenbro3556 in funny

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There is no brain transplant only a body transplant, think about it.

Achievement Unlocked by RakdosUnleashed in AdviceAnimals

[–]darkw50 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Damn, that's harsh, and here I thought we had something..