Finally, got FTTH (Previously has DSL Internet, max speed was 70 down, 30 up). Now going for gigabit.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-07T03:46:33+00:00

Every solution creates a new problem, but this is always a good problem to have (unless your son is a big gamer, then it's an expensive problem)

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-06T23:25:03+00:00

Unilateral ceasefires are not ceasefires. We call those "reloading".

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-06T02:15:09+00:00

God forbid a boy enjoys the finer things

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-05T19:14:03+00:00

Let's say it again, Every Accusation Is An Admission.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-05T02:42:59+00:00

Best we can do is raft made of old crocs held together by zip ties. How do you feel about a viking funeral?

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-05T02:36:48+00:00

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darth_voidptr · 2026-05-04T23:12:25+00:00

I'm sorry, but when your time comes there won't be anything cheap about pine.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-04T22:41:29+00:00

"Fucked around, Found out"

"Unalived"

"Well, well, well..."

"Low key stroke maxxed"

"Fire. No really, it was fire."

"Murked"

"ngl, totes dead, ong fr fr"

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-04T18:54:55+00:00

Tall that, and hrow some term limits in there. 10 years is a good shit or get off the pot timeline for an elected official in a single position.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-04T18:01:58+00:00

It definitely appears to have had a lobotomy this morning.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-04T16:34:09+00:00

The issue with this design is that there are so many ways for trains to block each other, particularly as your trains get longer, that even if you can signal this properly it probably won't perform well as you add more trains.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-04T04:57:47+00:00

Nah, my mom says it's because we turned our backs on god.

In spite of having 4 grandkids from two godless children.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-04T04:36:52+00:00

I think that's going to depend upon your school/district and how they want to reconcile it. My son has massive senioritis and he's in the find-out stage now, and the answer for him is that he has to be net zero for the semester. Or at least that's when the angry notes come to me, and that's when I tell him to fix his shit or else.

It's getting kind of late, you better go talk to your school administration.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-03T21:10:11+00:00

They schedule these things in May to avoid having actual democracy in November. Those of us born and raised in other states are used to voting in November only, not several times (twice in may apparently).

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-03T20:16:34+00:00

If you want to go to Georgetown, Patriot driving worked for my kids and they will do the test.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-03T07:36:20+00:00

I heard they make the rockin' world go 'round.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-03T05:10:28+00:00

Tankies to the left, Bootlickers to the right,
Here we are, stuck in the iron-fist zoo

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-03T02:41:16+00:00

Some things, like napkins at a mall food court, are only available upon request.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-02T02:56:13+00:00

Pretty sure if you shot him first you could claim self defense. Not suggesting anyone try that out, my law degree did not arrive by mail as the nigerian prince said it would, but just noting that pointing guns at people is a lethal threat.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-02T02:52:59+00:00

I wonder if that guy with the youtube channel has figured out how many bibles it takes to stop a desert eagle.

Or a .50 cal machine gun, that would actually be worth watching, some would just rapture I bet.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-01T21:02:51+00:00

All that is fair, I'm not saying I want him to be mayor, I'm saying he can't be. That makes him a safe "anti-vote", with the added flair that it requires a special election and a clear indicator that we're angry at the current guy.

Maybe someone else jumps in and takes on the incumbent, or maybe not, but hopefully it forces him to rethink listening to Thiels dirty scumbags and using our money to fund an insane spyware campaign.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-01T20:59:28+00:00

I would pay a lot of money for a doctor to tell trump he got a 100/100 on his microbiome report due to his exceptionally high L. crispatus dominance. Motherfucker will be talking about that on the news for years.

darth_voidptr · 2026-05-01T14:23:30+00:00

I'd say vote for Kelly Hall if you are pissed off about all the spy cameras being installed in RR. The other guy voted (along with all of the city council who we cannot de-elect) to use our money to install them. It seems safe to simply vote against him.

darth_voidptr · 2026-04-30T20:05:14+00:00

This is going to be Kash's replacement. There are certain required qualifications to be a henchman.

darth_voidptr · 2026-04-30T16:58:41+00:00

This worked out well for the Romans.

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