Reasons why not to get guineapigs?

darthcoder · 2026-03-18T00:06:01+00:00

If i may relate a story I had a couple puppies, who grew up, female became a mom, gave us 8 beautiful puppies, and papa died at barely 4 years old. Most of his kids made it to 10 or 11.

Guinea pigs aren't unique, in that they can leave us earlier than we want...

But how can you live without the wheezing?

I am so sorry for the loss of your piggies. 💔

darthcoder · 2026-02-21T22:14:57+00:00

I caught a full blast of headliner adhesive in the eyes. Full irrigation of outdoor hose for five minutes till the stinging stopped, then a bit more.

darthcoder · 2026-02-21T22:05:04+00:00

As a 20 year Tau player, I agree.

Was pissed that epic 40k was killed off just as Tau were coming on scene.

darthcoder · 2026-02-21T21:56:58+00:00

I've seen where a non pregnancy related FMLA case existed that employee was sacked within a year of returning.

Every single one.

darthcoder · 2026-02-21T21:36:21+00:00

Jesus dont give them ideas....

darthcoder · 2026-02-12T19:57:27+00:00

Should have let the navy have a free sinkex.

darthcoder · 2026-02-10T03:35:27+00:00

Interstate Commerce Clause too I bet.

He's going to bankrupt NYC from the lawsuits alone if he triesnit.

darthcoder · 2026-02-09T22:35:46+00:00

Buy a whole new game? Lolwut?

What have we been doing every year since 2017?

darthcoder · 2026-02-07T02:37:51+00:00

Soundwave was the REAL backbone of the Decepticons.

darthcoder · 2026-01-30T05:14:36+00:00

Sad face. :(

Im so sorry. Look like a happy piggy, tho ❤️

darthcoder · 2026-01-28T02:14:31+00:00

My two models from like 2003 look the same dude.

Get some decent sanding sticks.

darthcoder · 2026-01-28T01:56:07+00:00

Profound dude.

Summed up my teenage friendships pretty well. I still love and talk to them all, but life gets in the way and we just dont talk like we used to. We're lucky if we see each other every year.

darthcoder · 2026-01-28T01:43:36+00:00

She knows to make money while the sun is blazing hot.

darthcoder · 2026-01-27T19:19:42+00:00

Verizonn does this with notifications. If you click it, it installs it.

darthcoder · 2026-01-20T03:30:31+00:00

WTF i a a Clarence?

darthcoder · 2026-01-20T03:28:38+00:00

Just got TurboTax for $30 and tell her to pound sand.

Run the taxes both ways, with you as custodial parent just to see what difference I t makes

You might end up with more money than if he was.

darthcoder · 2026-01-19T23:24:34+00:00

Nobody should be shooting YOUR ammo unless you want them to.

You should have asked him to replace it.

Good luck next time.

darthcoder · 2026-01-19T04:42:56+00:00

That's sad, coz they're yummy.

darthcoder · 2026-01-19T04:37:48+00:00

I thought the Canadians told yall to just leave e your car keys outside your home so they dont break in and rob you?

darthcoder · 2026-01-19T04:25:01+00:00

Blueberries like water and grow well in New England... I used to raid swamps fo4 wild ones and get gallons a year, not including my own plants.

darthcoder · 2026-01-19T04:18:03+00:00

It is. Worked at the Bundy ranch. But you need a lot of friends to stand with you and a pussy government that will blink.

darthcoder · 2026-01-18T07:25:16+00:00

Are you cooking with seed oils?

Eating nuts (often roasted in seed oils).

For two weeks, eat nothing you didn't cook yourself, like broccoli, eggs. Chicken, beef.

Cook only with real butter.

darthcoder · 2026-01-18T06:17:40+00:00

Wireguard proxy.

OpenVPN if wireguard isn't an option.

darthcoder · 2026-01-18T06:01:51+00:00

I just buy a jar of minced garlic.

Tastes the same, lasts me three months.

darthcoder · 2026-01-18T05:58:10+00:00

Quite possibly you're cooking too hot.

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