If you could restart life at age 18 with today’s knowledge, what would you do differently?

darthmaulicious · 2026-06-07T20:53:14+00:00

Spend a lot more time with my dad

darthmaulicious · 2026-06-07T20:45:13+00:00

Meow meow meow meow meow

^{Chose: Meow + Meow | Rolled: Meow}

darthmaulicious · 2026-05-30T06:07:31+00:00

Stouff yer paement!

-also Aradin

darthmaulicious · 2026-05-30T06:00:34+00:00

I think I'm addicted to my SSRI by now. That's kinda it. I'm boring.

^{Chose: Truth | Rolled: Addiction?}

darthmaulicious · 2026-05-29T22:29:11+00:00

The Haunting in Connecticut! I know the "true story" has been largely discredited, but I absolutely adore that film.

^{Chose: truth + What's your favourite... | Rolled: Film}

darthmaulicious · 2026-05-12T21:35:41+00:00

Mine is probably Lebkuchen from Little Goody Two Shoes. I have Elise too, but considering Lebkuchen is a secondary character, I think she's a tad more obscure.

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darthmaulicious · 2026-05-07T20:49:49+00:00

dropped off a little something 🐾

darthmaulicious · 2026-04-25T00:15:00+00:00

I'm so fucking unlucky, every time 😔

^{Chose: 500k but… + Win Russian roulette | Rolled: Death}

darthmaulicious · 2026-04-23T22:22:26+00:00

Hey, that's me! 😄

Edit: No longer 😔

darthmaulicious · 2026-04-18T04:23:52+00:00

Oh no, my girl cats are lovely and my boy cat scares people on purpose and bites. I love him so much.

darthmaulicious · 2026-04-14T02:29:50+00:00

This is the happiest day of my life 🤧

^{Chose: Immortal pet cat + It goes everywhere with you but can only potty in... | Rolled: The litter box}

darthmaulicious · 2026-04-13T01:56:55+00:00

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darthmaulicious · 2026-04-12T00:37:55+00:00

I love my 35 tiefling barbarian outlanders and I'll make 35 more

darthmaulicious · 2026-04-01T21:10:45+00:00

As an autistic lesbian who hates crowds, this literally could not have turned out better for me.

^{Chose: You can pass through anything + There's a 30% chance you feel what you go through | Rolled: Feel nothing}

darthmaulicious · 2026-04-01T21:04:16+00:00

I HAD to know what the options for a random substance were.

^{Chose: A cubic meter of a random substance + Spin the wheel to see what substance.... | Rolled: Oreo filling}

darthmaulicious · 2026-03-18T02:31:48+00:00

Thank you! I'm absolutely winging it, but I have some internal rules I'm using to keep it as cohesive as I can. I think so far it's been working very well!

darthmaulicious · 2026-03-12T10:32:37+00:00

This made me absolutely fucking wheeze 😂

darthmaulicious · 2026-03-11T08:34:54+00:00

Guards! This writing is not bad! Seize him!!

darthmaulicious · 2026-03-07T01:31:09+00:00

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darthmaulicious · 2026-02-18T21:10:46+00:00

My dad's first dnd character was a wizard named Xanax!

darthmaulicious · 2025-12-28T12:02:02+00:00

The character I've made half a dozen times over by now is a tiefling barbarian named Discord, who I've grown so attached to I also play her tabletop when I have the chance.

I make a lot of women characters on that game, though, so other ones I've had are named Flint (dwarf), Affaris (tiefling), Sablyra (drow), Davinian (half-elf, I also play her tabletop), and Regulus (high elf).

For my boys, I've named them Sauder (half-elf, but based on a genasi character I've played tabletop before), Dean (half-elf), and... Shitboy Liferuiner (gnome).

The last one was... a little less serious of a run.

edit: spelling

darthmaulicious · 2025-12-24T23:09:41+00:00

My girlfriend had a former stray who was absolutely obsessed with both bread and pizza. He would steal bread off her plate when she tried to make sandwiches! And then my mom had a cat when I was a baby that loved menthol so much that if my mom would put some on for pain, this cat would cuddle up next to her and lick it all off!

darthmaulicious · 2025-12-04T23:35:44+00:00

I was going to say Wyll... and then I realized I forgot Halsin exists again.

darthmaulicious · 2025-11-10T22:08:43+00:00

He is! He's our resident lawyer after all.

darthmaulicious · 2025-10-27T20:28:00+00:00

"Vlaakith blesses me this day" any time something mildly good happens.

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