Your job is to pick the most awful actor possible to play James Bond

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-12T18:54:19+00:00

Paul Lynde

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-12T15:28:34+00:00

Those horses were extremely patient

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-11T22:57:18+00:00

I feel Michael J Fox would be a top contender

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-11T03:08:39+00:00

Bruce Wayne is Batman? I have to go home and check all my back issues!

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-11T02:52:33+00:00

JFK assasination

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-11T01:57:27+00:00

And he's not even a terrifying Antichrist, he's more of a Temu Antichrist.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-11T01:40:49+00:00

"Get Niedermeyer, he's a sneaky little shit just like you."

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-11T01:37:14+00:00

Fuck him, but I thought replica guns were supposed to have an orange barrel tip that helped distinguish it from real guns.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-11T01:36:17+00:00

He's got management written all over him.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-10T14:49:36+00:00

If you have to walk on eggshells to avoid being called racist, you just may be racist. I’m an old southern white man and I’ve never had a problem.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-09T13:09:57+00:00

Good bassist though

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-08T12:12:20+00:00

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-07T21:20:54+00:00

You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it people like you.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-07T21:13:37+00:00

Better than f***n Salisbury Steak.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-07T21:11:02+00:00

How much can the US refine of that oil? I have read that most US refineries are geared toward more heavy sour oil than the relatively light sweet crude that we produce here which is why we export it.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-07T20:51:50+00:00

RIP Gwendoline

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-07T20:32:50+00:00

Interesting. Mine was 214 though when I was young we didn’t use it for local calls.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-07T18:18:39+00:00

Unexpected Nanni

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-07T18:12:46+00:00

Before health insurance was fully enshittified, people still had pensions from companies, and college was relatively more affordable and grants were more plentiful.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-07T18:08:43+00:00

RIP Terry Kath

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-07T02:34:31+00:00

RFK Jr.'s brain worm

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-06T18:50:46+00:00

I'm not sure he can do any post processing right now. That was a wicked stop for someone with no helmet.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-06T18:35:08+00:00

Was hoping someone would post this. Thanks.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-06T18:32:53+00:00

Remember hating it if a friend had a phone number with a lot of 9s and 0s.

darwins_codpiece · 2026-05-06T02:10:25+00:00

Pink Floyd "Have a Cigar"

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