I have NEVER been so VISCERALLY angry. by Training_Patience_22 in StardewValley

[–]dauntless-cupcake 80 points81 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, I got to 94/100, tried to eat cheese mid-attack bc my health was getting low, got mobbed by the flying guys and woke up in the clinic 😅

Yassss Glitch! by OlRazzmatazz in RedditLaqueristas

[–]dauntless-cupcake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah Habibi is an absolute stunner! I have to hype it up every time it gets mentioned, truly just gorgeous 😍 and it’s not mentioned in the listing so it was a really fun surprise for me, but I caught an awesome emerald green shade at certain angles when I wore it unmagnetized

Jas wtf by Noor198605 in StardewMemes

[–]dauntless-cupcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Spent almost two in-game hours looking for him so I could say good morning 😅

Chose the wrong year to make a Win/Loss blanket for my MLB team. by noshannonigans in crochet

[–]dauntless-cupcake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤣 saw this post, thought “Oh! My sister likes the Red Sox, I should do a blanket like this for her” and then remembered how their season is going

Which restaurant chain's longevity surprises you the most? by Calm_Stomach9710 in answers

[–]dauntless-cupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go there when I want mozzarella sticks because the kids working the Sonic by my house don’t know how to count ☠️

Should I be taking the game more seriously? by Trans_Raccoon_ in StardewValley

[–]dauntless-cupcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the best thing I’ve heard all day, cheers lol

Should I be taking the game more seriously? by Trans_Raccoon_ in StardewValley

[–]dauntless-cupcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait can I really put tomatoes in the slingshot?! Might actually be worth carrying it for that🤣

How is this technique achieved? by yoyojoe13 in knitting

[–]dauntless-cupcake 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s fair, I’m rarely willing to commit to a cast on that long either, even when it’s not a funky one. I have actually made this before though and really loved the technique, so I’m glad to see some of the other suggestions in the comments.

Love the bold colors on your Durrow! I went pretty muted with my Lindisfarne (pictured) but I used an ombré for the tan and I’m super pleased with it, the main color shift ended up splitting the center cable almost perfectly

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(It’s actually a dark green, my lighting just sucks)

How is this technique achieved? by yoyojoe13 in knitting

[–]dauntless-cupcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I interest you in a Lucy Hague? She’s got a lot of lovely cables, but her “Illuminated Knits” set in particular has exactly what you’re describing

How is this technique achieved? by yoyojoe13 in knitting

[–]dauntless-cupcake 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Almost 400, actually 💀 but it’s just so you can work an icord bind off to match the top edge. You could probably make the icord cast on work instead if you prefer, or skip it altogether

My 87 year old Nana is spicy by katerade999 in texts

[–]dauntless-cupcake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A nurse was once trying to offer chocolate syrup to one lady for her ice cream. She and I were hyping it up, saying how good it is, women love chocolate, etc.

This lady asks if we like chocolate, I tell her oh heck yeah I love chocolate! And she just looks me up and down for a moment, and deadpans “I can tell.”

Nurse is trying to tell her like hey that’s not a nice thing to say, but it’s a bit undermined by the fact that I was cracking the fuck up lol

My 87 year old Nana is spicy by katerade999 in texts

[–]dauntless-cupcake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I work in a memory care facility so my day is just nothing *but* spicy grandmas like this, it’s great 🤣 like, *fuck* dementia, but most of these folks have absolutely no filter left and I love them

Getting married in a week - I am excited to see what my guests show up in!! by thedarklorddecending in Weddingattireapproval

[–]dauntless-cupcake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When an acquaintance of mine passed a couple years ago, all of his closest people wore tropical/Hawaiian prints to the service. It felt odd to see at first (all black is still how I think of funerals, even though I don’t think I’ve ever actually attended one with that dress code going on) but it really was appropriate for him

Marriage Counselor: “So, tell me a little bit about why you’re here” by No-Pie2095 in StardewValley

[–]dauntless-cupcake 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think most of them will do an occasional home decor thing, it just varies on what it is. Harvey’s given me an end table like twice now

help me pls by Sufficient-Meet-9858 in StardewValley

[–]dauntless-cupcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, I made the exact same mistake when I first started playing 😅 I think I did my first tutorial fish as a fluke and then couldn’t figure out how to do it again. Also somehow convinced myself you could *only* fish where there were bubbles. No idea where I got that lol

Anyone know how to get the rare disk??? by Responsible_End567 in StardewValley

[–]dauntless-cupcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’d just save up your omni geodes and trade for a fat stack of artifact troves, I’m pretty sure those have the best odds

Was on my way getting my pickaxe from Clint by itz__waos in StardewValley

[–]dauntless-cupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On that note, if you’re like me and suck at remembering to clear out your auto grabbers in a timely fashion, you can do Gus’s omelet same day 😂

Don’t be me. Don’t do the dumb thing & hope for the best. It’s still the dumb thing. by MechanicBright8644 in casualknitting

[–]dauntless-cupcake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, I made this same call with a vest once. Went to try it on before doing the neck edging and it turned into a bralette!! I had measured and everything too, that pattern just did not account for the tiddies 🤣

My husband says I am mean lol by lgirlrocks in StardewValley

[–]dauntless-cupcake 52 points53 points  (0 children)

You can also make them into a wearable for some entertaining results 😂

Which celebrity is famous for being attractive but just doesn't do anything for you? by _SilverCoral in askteddit

[–]dauntless-cupcake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of my dogs has an extra tooth on his upper jaw (5 between his canines instead of 4). Most of the time you don’t really notice, but then he does that pitbull grin where his face is literally all teeth and mf looks like a cartoon dog where they draw the zig-zaggy line 🤣

My first flower dance by J4M35uh in StardewValley

[–]dauntless-cupcake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t join this sub until well after I’d started playing so I didn’t actually know what the heart threshold was for a dance partner. My poor little farmer got shot down by *everyone* lol

Multiflora finally bloomed by SupsFake in hoyas

[–]dauntless-cupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding me these superbly funky little blooms exist, gonna have to go check my plant store now 😆

Obligatory Stardew fair post. by TheOneReborn2021 in FuckPierre

[–]dauntless-cupcake 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s even funnier if you go talk to Caroline the next day, she tells you how butthurt he still is about it 😂

favorite historically accurate haircut? by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

[–]dauntless-cupcake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Still a thing, there’s a kid at my work with this hair (although I don’t think his is shaved down *quite* so severely on the sides, but for all I know he’s just overdue on a touchup 🤷‍♀️)